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Posted: 4/17/2008 8:52:23 AM EDT
I have two Canadian Geese that have decided to take up nesting in my neighbors pond (no one lives there right now) and they always spend their days in my back yard in a low area with a lot of water in it. They may have a nest there. I'm not sure. So, as many ways of getting rid of the that would be fun and involve "dispatching" them, I would prefer not to kill them. I just want them out of my yard so I don't end up with the huge bird bombs that are bigger than my dogs. Also, if I killed them, I'd probably get nailed for poaching. So, what are some good, legal, ideas?

ETA: I am surprised how many people are saying to shoot them. Most of the time, everyone is against shooting anything alive unless it's for hunting or to get rid of a deadly nuisance. I guess I could always get some of that rubber buckshot. That way I get the fun of shooting them without killing them.  
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:52:43 AM EDT
[#1]
Send DK-Prof up there and they won't be back.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:53:00 AM EDT
[#2]
too easy
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:53:03 AM EDT
[#3]
Let the dog chase them away.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:53:25 AM EDT
[#4]
 Nope...Not gonna say it!!!
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:53:51 AM EDT
[#5]
12ga 3-1/2 inch mag
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:54:07 AM EDT
[#6]
you're asking how to get rid of animals on a gun forum?  hmmmmm....

Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:54:16 AM EDT
[#7]
Put up a sign that says "Free Beer just 20 miles to the North!" with an arrow pointing that direction.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:55:26 AM EDT
[#8]
SSS
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:56:04 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Let the dog chase them away.


I have Chihuahuas. Not much help.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:56:17 AM EDT
[#10]
4 bore?

Oh wait, you said legal.  Might want to be careful.  Messing with a "federally protected migratory waterfowl" could land you in PMITA prison.  Even if they fuck around all year at some golf course or Sam's Parking lot, they are still protected...

Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:56:37 AM EDT
[#11]
this is why one owns one of these.



Put their lasy asses to work.. they would love it.

Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:57:11 AM EDT
[#12]
Approach them, they will attack you. Shoot the fuckers in self-defence, post dinner pictures.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:57:26 AM EDT
[#13]

Nuke from orbit.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:58:10 AM EDT
[#14]
height=8
Quoted:
Send DK-Prof up there and they won't be back.


That's what I was thinking... He'll put the smack/whack on their feathered asses.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:59:07 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Send DK-Prof up there and they won't be back.


That's what I was thinking...

He'll put the smack/whack on their feathered asses.


Got a dresser I can borrow?
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:59:44 AM EDT
[#16]
Eat them!
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 8:59:49 AM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
Approach them, they will attack you. Shoot the fuckers in self-defence, post dinner pictures.




Good idea. How do I prepare Canadian geese?
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:00:06 AM EDT
[#18]
Adopt a yote.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:00:15 AM EDT
[#19]
I thought they were Canada Geese? You sure they're Canadian? Do they have passports?
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:00:50 AM EDT
[#20]
I would recommend harassing them every chance you get.  Make your area inhospitable and they'll leave.  Run them off every chance you get.  A bottle rocket volley would be a good time.  Check your game laws to see what the rules are about harassing wildlife though.  In city limits or in the county?  That will have some effect on what you can do.  If county, just wait until season comes in again and shoot them, after obtaining the proper permits of course.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:02:28 AM EDT
[#21]
I don't know if this is an option for you, shoprat, but I have a friend that had the same problem.  He lives on a lake, and hated the geese messing up his yard.  He ended up putting up a fence along the lake.  It's nothing expensive, just a mesh type material about 2 feet high and he used cheap 1x1 or 2x2 wood to make some posts.  It doesn't need to be strong.  It's more of a visual deterrent.  They poo in someone else's yard now.

Now, if you have 500' of waterfront you need to fence, that's another story.  He had maybe 150' or so.  Good luck with it.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:04:13 AM EDT
[#22]
paint ball gun
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:05:51 AM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:06:12 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:
paint ball gun


OOOHHHH!!!!! That's a great idea. I wonder if I have any C02 left. I'm going to check now!!!
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:07:46 AM EDT
[#25]
Find their nest, shake their eggs.  When they don't hatch, the geese will leave.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:08:29 AM EDT
[#26]
Break their necks.


Then roast them, roasted or BBQ goose is exceptionally good.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:09:56 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
4 bore?

Oh wait, you said legal.  Might want to be careful.  Messing with a "federally protected migratory waterfowl" could land you in PMITA prison.  Even if they fuck around all year at some golf course or Sam's Parking lot, they are still protected...



Yep, "Federally Protected".  Anything you do to displace them will result in criminal charges.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:13:13 AM EDT
[#28]
Shoot them.


Seriously that's about the only way to get rid of them. They are quite a pain at the Pa state park I work at. The state had to develop this elaborate 'harassment system' to try to get rid of them. It involved elaborate ways to cut the grass in the park and all sorts of nonsense. Everytime we saw them out on the lake we had to go chase them in our rescue boat. My supervisor gave us full permission to throw rocks at them, hit them, basically do whatever.

Yes, a couple people even reported us to PITA
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:14:01 AM EDT
[#29]
Just put up signs with  "Goose Free Zone" on them and you surely won't have any more problem.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:14:11 AM EDT
[#30]
BOLO.  They are easy to make and work great.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:14:31 AM EDT
[#31]
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:15:21 AM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
I thought they were Canada Geese? You sure they're Canadian? Do they have passports?


your right, its Canada Geese, Canadian geese is incorrect usage.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:16:44 AM EDT
[#33]
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:18:30 AM EDT
[#34]
<---has the same problem x 40.  

I use a Labrador Retriever and a paintballs.  It helps make them someone else's problem.  

Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:19:12 AM EDT
[#35]
Get permission to destroy the nest and eggs legally.  www.fws.gov/permits/mbpermits/gooseeggregistration.html
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:21:14 AM EDT
[#36]
I use a Benelli.

Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:21:48 AM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:
Get permission to destroy the nest and eggs legally.  www.fws.gov/permits/mbpermits/gooseeggregistration.html


The eggs and nests don't shit all over my yard and chase my kids out of the sandbox.  The geese do!
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:23:28 AM EDT
[#38]
oh if you shoot them with a paintball gun....keep a bat nearby in case they attack
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:25:18 AM EDT
[#39]
We had some unwanted geese on a lake behind my house.  My brother and I had some fun with his paintball gun- even shooting one of them while he was mid air with it.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:26:12 AM EDT
[#40]
Do like what this guy does to this hog here.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:26:17 AM EDT
[#41]
OH also if you want to really drill the point home you dont' want them there....freeze the paintballs
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:27:00 AM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
We had some unwanted geese on a lake behind my house.  My brother and I had some fun with his paintball gun- even shooting one of them while he was mid air with it.


What was your brother doing in mid air?  Jack Bauer wannabe shooting?
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:27:14 AM EDT
[#43]
Leave them alone.  They'll be gone of their own accord soon enough.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 9:51:11 AM EDT
[#44]



Just kidding
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 10:07:10 AM EDT
[#45]
A lot of golf courses are using Australian shepherds (dogs) to drive off ducks/geese.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 10:07:27 AM EDT
[#46]
Look up your local USDA-APHIS-Wildlife services office. They get rid of birds for a living. I can't tell you how geese I Removed when I worked for them.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 10:18:12 AM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:
Leave them alone.  They'll be gone of their own accord soon enough.


In Michigan we have a large population of resident giant Canada geese.  If there is open water, they stay.  They only vacation in Ohio until the lakes open up again, and plenty of years they stay all winter long.

They don't leave.  Right now they are paired and territorial.  In another 6 weeks, each pair will have 2-10 goslings.  In suburbia they stay where you cannot shoot them, even with archery equipment.  

When I was a kid, shooting a goose was a rare thing...a real trophy / prize.  Now they are a nuisance and raise bacteria levels in the lakes and beaches to levels where humans cannot occupy the area without health risk.

You can't kill enough of them fast enough.  The township has an egg replacement / addling program and a roundup every spring.  It simply keeps their numbers from getting even more insanely out of control.  They get hit by cars very often, especially when flightless and molting.  

(Frozen paintballs break wings, btw....)    
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 10:33:07 AM EDT
[#48]
I knew a guy at work that try poaching one with a .22 pistol (the only gun he owned, a Frontier Scout.)  He said the looked at him, honked, and waddled away.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 10:51:11 AM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:
Leave them alone.  They'll be gone of their own accord soon enough.


I wondered how long it would take for this type of attitude. I'm surprised it took this long.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 10:51:25 AM EDT
[#50]
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