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Posted: 5/31/2008 8:41:29 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/31/2008 8:56:44 AM EST by 4Kilo12]
Disclaimer, I will just have them warned and arrested but lets do typical ARF GD BS..



Backstory:

Dad found some rocks in a pentagram and chicken bones and trash in a meadow on our family land, obvious fire sight,
Poll coming
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 8:42:30 AM EST
Claymores?
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 8:42:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/31/2008 8:43:59 AM EST by HUMONGO]
IBTP


Get some trailcams. They dance around naked, might be good....maybe not
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 8:42:42 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/31/2008 8:46:34 AM EST by GilenusX207]

Originally Posted By HUMONGO:
IBTP


ETA: Take it from the expert.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 8:48:22 AM EST
All 4 options are good so I know it will be tough
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 8:50:00 AM EST

Originally Posted By 4Kilo12:
Disclaimer, I will just have them warned and arrested but lets do typical ARF GD BS..


Backstory:

Dad found some rocks in a pentagram and chicken bones and trash in a meadow on our family land, obvious fire sight,
Poll coming


hmmmm. fire roasted chicken.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 8:50:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By larkinmusic:
Claymores?


Seriously, why is it illegal to put these on your own property as long as you have it fenced off & signs posted?

Vote SpartanAtHeart for king of America & be able to claymore your yard.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 8:52:27 AM EST
I vote trampled by horses. It seems appropriate. I also love the boombox blasting The Ride of the Valkyries while this happens. Good visual.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 8:54:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By TerribleTom:
I vote trampled by horses. It seems appropriate. I also love the boombox blasting The Ride of the Valkyries while this happens. Good visual.


A good night would involve all 4


1st drag a few of them into the woods
2nd Horse Trample run
3rd Fox labs
4th Rubber Buck
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 8:55:30 AM EST
Sounds like you could have a ball with a few friends and a few paintball guns.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 8:57:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Sounds like you could have a ball with a few friends and a few paintball guns.

pepper balls
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 8:58:36 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 8:59:04 AM EST
Find them out there some night, Run through the woods, make noises, shoot blanks and generally scare the shit out of them

BenWa
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:00:37 AM EST
So because they are artistic and had chicken for their picnic lunch, they are now satanists?
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:00:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:

Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
Sounds like you could have a ball with a few friends and a few paintpepperball guns.



Would the range be greater than the heavy duty surgical tube launched 6oz OC's ?

I am sure rate of fire would be greater
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:03:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By Spartanatheart:

Originally Posted By larkinmusic:
Claymores?


Seriously, why is it illegal to put these on your own property as long as you have it fenced off & signs posted?

Vote SpartanAtHeart for king of America & be able to claymore your yard.



Beat me to it.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:04:39 AM EST
paintball guns or attack dogs. Get a coyote or wolf call.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:07:34 AM EST
I would seriously want to do something to put the fear of God into them!

Teach them a lesson about their ways. If you scare the shit out of them they will not return, plus you have a great story. A police warning might not deter them and might make them angry with you.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:10:19 AM EST
leave info. for Burning Man

Than take a Belt to the Goth neighbors kids
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:10:44 AM EST

Originally Posted By mattimeo:
So because they are artistic and had chicken for their picnic lunch, they are now satanists?


They can make pentagrams and leave cigs and trash on their own property not mine
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:11:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By emcs31089:
I would seriously want to do something to put the fear of God into them!

Teach them a lesson about their ways. If you scare the shit out of them they will not return, plus you have a great story. A police warning might not deter them and might make them angry with you.


Holy Water out of a 3" pump
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:12:18 AM EST
"Release the hounds!"

Time honored tradition.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:13:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By webtaz99:
"Release the hounds!"

Time honored tradition.


Have to be horses.. currently dogless
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:14:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By HUMONGO:
Get some trailcams. They dance around naked, might be good....maybe not


I've known more than a few naked pagans... Odds are not good.

Trespassers are trespassers. Feed 'em to the bears!
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:16:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By Wyzardd:

Originally Posted By HUMONGO:
Get some trailcams. They dance around naked, might be good....maybe not


I've known more than a few naked pagans... Odds are not good.

Trespassers are trespassers. Feed 'em to the bears!


Hey noticing your SN... it wasn't your group was it
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:21:55 AM EST
Actually, a hippies worst nightmare is a haircut.

Assemble a group of friends to attack them with clippers.

Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:22:32 AM EST

Originally Posted By DuraToTheMax:
Actually, a hippies worst nightmare is a haircut.

Assemble a group of friends to attack them with clippers.



Give them a bath soon after.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:28:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By mattimeo:

Originally Posted By DuraToTheMax:
Actually, a hippies worst nightmare is a haircut.

Assemble a group of friends to attack them with clippers.



Give them a bath soon after.



With a firehose
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:29:08 AM EST
Definitely worthy of a nigh time visit.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:35:48 AM EST

Originally Posted By larkinmusic:
Claymores?


FTW!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:40:54 AM EST
Poison Ivy clippings spread liberally (what else?) around the site.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:42:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By larkinmusic:
Claymores?
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:43:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By TerribleTom:
I vote trampled by horses. It seems appropriate. I also love the boombox blasting The Ride of the Valkyries while this happens. Good visual.


I don't think you understand that song...
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:44:53 AM EST
Dress up as an avenging angel and smite them down. White robe, halo, big sword, spotlight to backlight you as you charge them.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:46:22 AM EST

Originally Posted By Kylaer_:
Dress up as an avenging angel and smite them down. White robe, halo, big sword, spotlight to backlight you as you charge them.



I like it...

but the shear fear of having your fellow devil worshipers silently dragged off on a monless night has a high LOL factor for the one doing the dragging
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:46:24 AM EST

Originally Posted By Kylaer_:
Dress up as an avenging angel and smite them down. White robe, halo, big sword, spotlight to backlight you as you charge them.


LOL...I was thinking of having him get the biggest guy he can find....dress the guy up as a Sasquatch, give the Sasquatch big, red, glowing eyes and have him lope into the middle of a ceremony uttering spooky gibberish.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:46:35 AM EST
i put on my robe and wizard hat.


YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:52:26 AM EST
are these illegal?




you were merely trying to fur-trap some 'coons...

Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:53:27 AM EST
night vision, duct tape clippers and a bear suit for the FTW.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:54:59 AM EST
Or get a bunch of buddies and white sheets. Act like they are intruding on your Klan meeting. That should keep them from coming back.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:58:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By mattimeo:

Originally Posted By DuraToTheMax:
Actually, a hippies worst nightmare is a haircut.

Assemble a group of friends to attack them with clippers.



Give them a bath soon after.


beat me to it.

Run after them with buckets of water, soap, shampoo and coupons for the local steakhouse.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 9:59:26 AM EST
Night vision, low brass 12 guage birdshot shells emptied and filled with salt FTW


Link Posted: 5/31/2008 10:11:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By sleepy56ace:
Night vision, low brass 12 guage birdshot shells emptied and filled with salt FTW




High brass 12 gauge emptied and filled with broken glass.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 10:13:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By mattimeo:

Originally Posted By sleepy56ace:
Night vision, low brass 12 guage birdshot shells emptied and filled with salt FTW




High brass 12 gauge emptied and filled with broken glass.




i was trying to go the whole less lethal direction but i guess that would damn sure do the trick, they'd never come back on his property again (if they were lucky enough to survive)
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 10:14:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By 4Kilo12:

Originally Posted By Wyzardd:

Originally Posted By HUMONGO:
Get some trailcams. They dance around naked, might be good....maybe not


I've known more than a few naked pagans... Odds are not good.

Trespassers are trespassers. Feed 'em to the bears!


Hey noticing your SN... it wasn't your group was it
Hah! No. Even when I hung ... er, associated with those people, I was the dude in camo's with a pistol rather than a sword on my belt. We didn't see things eye-to-eye. Damn hippies. Not that I have any problem with devil worship, mind. It was the weight and the smell.

Frighteningly, I was considered the skinny one.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 10:15:53 AM EST
No kill it with fire option
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 10:33:31 AM EST
waiting for the "nuke them from orbit" pic

Link Posted: 5/31/2008 10:39:25 AM EST
Devil worshippers, eh? I say give 'em more "Devil" than they can handle - you come out of the dark looking like the dark master himself in search of a few mortal souls, and I'll bet you'll have some new members of your congregation on Sunday morning.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 10:45:55 AM EST
I say don the NVG's and drag them off into a hole full of poisinous snakes and salt
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 10:46:05 AM EST
Napalm dropped in large quantity from a surplus/rented F4.
Link Posted: 5/31/2008 10:48:33 AM EST
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