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Posted: 9/6/2004 11:06:01 AM EST
Stolen from another site....


1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling c lean.



Sincerely,

The Dog
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 11:09:45 AM EST
Originally Posted By Slacker:
Stolen from another site....


1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling c lean.



Sincerely,

Old hair balls might let you do that once but some blood letting will happened the second time around
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 11:09:51 AM EST
ROFLMAO....



I hate cats!!!!

archer2
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 11:10:50 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2004 11:12:11 AM EST by Leisure_Shoot]
Uh Oh! CoC violation.


2.) Posting pictures* or links to images which contain pornography, nudity+, animal cruelty, racism, or sexism. (Any images of violence which are extreme will be removed and may result in a warning or worse.)



Better lock this one faster than a "K*ll T*em A*l" thread!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 11:23:06 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 11:35:47 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2004 11:36:32 AM EST by Slacker]
Not cruelty, just funny.

Link Posted: 9/6/2004 12:12:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By Slacker:
Not cruelty, just funny.

personalpages.tds.net/~eflanagin/freecat.bmp

Them fuckers like to nap at the oddest places I see them all the time here in TX laying in the road or close too it DA's. Someone needs to wake the DF up and tell him to get off the road before he gets hit.
Link Posted: 9/8/2004 10:00:08 AM EST
I can't help but laugh every time I read this one. I can SO imagine somebody doing that
too, which makes it even more funny!
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