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Posted: 3/7/2006 12:31:34 AM EDT

And this is the bottom line.

1. If a woman breaks up with you, never call her again under any circumstances... unless she still has some of your stuff. You are allowed one phone call to arrange the pickup of your personal items, but no more. If you can't get your list together in a day and get the call done by that night, kiss it goodbye and do not look back.

2. Never date a woman with kids. It is the definition of a Beta male that you pay for the upbringing of an Alpha male's children. Walk away. The sole exception is if you are unable to produce offspring yourself and still desire the companionship of little ones. That is fine. Otherwise, cut and bail.

3. If she cheats on you, she is history immediately. There are no second chances ever.

4. Never forgive anything that you would not tolerate in the future.

5. The most important thing in a male/female relationship is the submission of the female to the male. You have the upper hand, and it is poised to swing down at the slightest affront. Do not hesitate to make your woman walk the line. This is not meant to condone violence, but obedience is key. The woman is obedient, the man is dominant, and that is how it is. There are no exceptions to this rule. Love is a beautiful thing and should be shown at every available opportunity, but obedience is 100% mandatory. Weakness is death. Strength is the key to a happy family life.

Thus ends Peak Oil's lessons on how to handle your women.

Also.

Your woman is the key to happiness in your life. If Mom ain't happy, nobody's happy. Make mom happy at all times. Your life is devoted to making your woman happy and secure. This whole diatribe isn't meant to denegrade women. It's absolutely important that she is happy and safe, this is #1. After that, she must be made to understand that she is #2 after you, and she must take the yoke and pull with you happily. You decide on the direction, she pulls as best she is able.

Posted: 3/7/2006 12:34:58 AM EDT

[#1]

I doubt you've ever had a woman.

Posted: 3/7/2006 12:35:18 AM EDT

[#2]

Words of wisdom. Except for number 5, because I've never seen it work that way yet although it would be nice, and the last part, because we all know women are never happy.

Posted: 3/7/2006 12:37:29 AM EDT

[#3]

#2 and #5 are pretty much assinine drivel.

The other two I can go with.

Posted: 3/7/2006 12:44:32 AM EDT

[#4]

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Have you ever even HAD a real woman?

You crack me up!

Posted: 3/7/2006 12:45:43 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
#2 and #5 are pretty much assinine drivel.

The other two I can go with.

They are the keystone. Ignore them at your peril. Do not raise children that are not your own, and do not put up with bullshit from your woman. What could be more fundamental?

Your resources are that which sustain your life. Don't squander them on the lives of the children of other men. This is nothing but socialism. Kind-hearted foolishness. No mas.

Posted: 3/7/2006 12:47:47 AM EDT

[#6]

#1 Give her cash up front, and she will leave right after.

Posted: 3/7/2006 12:48:30 AM EDT

[#7]

Fresh supply of crack I see.

Posted: 3/7/2006 12:48:54 AM EDT

[#8]

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#2 and #5 are pretty much assinine drivel.

The other two I can go with.

They are the keystone. Ignore them at your peril. Do not raise children that are not your own, and do not put up with bullshit from your woman. What could be more fundamental?

Your resources are that which sustain your life. Don't squander them on the lives of the children of other men. This is nothing but socialism. Kind-hearted foolishness. No mas.

Dude, you have no idea WTF you are talking about.

Posted: 3/7/2006 12:49:44 AM EDT

[#9]

Are you a fucking crack head or something? I cant believe the shit that comes from your keyboard.

Posted: 3/7/2006 12:51:59 AM EDT

[#10]

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Are you a fucking crack head or something? I cant believe the shit that comes from your keyboard.

Cocaine's a Hell of a drug... Huhuhuuhuh...

Posted: 3/7/2006 12:52:19 AM EDT

[#11]

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#2 and #5 are pretty much assinine drivel.

The other two I can go with.

They are the keystone. Ignore them at your peril. Do not raise children that are not your own, and do not put up with bullshit from your woman. What could be more fundamental?

Your resources are that which sustain your life. Don't squander them on the lives of the children of other men. This is nothing but socialism. Kind-hearted foolishness. No mas.

Dude, you have no idea WTF you are talking about.

Arfcom, note that Goonboss is apparently a Beta male.

That is all. No excuses for you.

Posted: 3/7/2006 12:53:10 AM EDT

[#12]

I'll bet the only date you've had is your hand.

Posted: 3/7/2006 12:55:08 AM EDT

[#13]

You will die a lonely old man.

Posted: 3/7/2006 12:56:53 AM EDT

[#14]

ARFCOM night game:

Guess Peak's age!

I'm first with 17...

Posted: 3/7/2006 12:58:00 AM EDT

[#15]

He's off his meds..... and to think he made progress....

Posted: 3/7/2006 12:58:05 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
ARFCOM night game:

Guess Peak's age!

I'm first with 17...

I think you overshot that one. I have to say 14.

Posted: 3/7/2006 12:59:23 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
ARFCOM night game:

Guess Peak's age!

I'm first with 17...

21 living in moms basement with a blow up doll named "Emily" and twelve cases of MRE's and a scooby doo toothbrush.

Posted: 3/7/2006 12:59:29 AM EDT

[#18]

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ARFCOM night game:

Guess Peak's age!

I'm first with 17...

I think you overshot that one. I have to say 14.

Damn, beat me to it!!!

Posted: 3/7/2006 1:00:07 AM EDT

[#19]

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You will die a lonely old man.

Hardly. Women appreciate my view, and they respond very positively to my outlook. Also, I want to say that I do my best to make my girl's life the best I can possibly make it. I absolutely do everything I can to make her life comfortable and secure, that is very important to me. This is not to make fun of the desires of women or to put them in second place. Women's happiness is very important.

Nevertheless, women are subservient to men, and that's how it is.

Rage against it, be angry, fight it all you want... but if you want to be happy then live with it. It's of paramount importance that women take a back seat to men with regards to the decision making process. Sorry, but that's how it is. Men are better at logic.

Posted: 3/7/2006 1:01:02 AM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:
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ARFCOM night game:

Guess Peak's age!

I'm first with 17...

21 living in moms basement with a blow up doll named "Emily" and twelve cases of MRE's and a scooby doo toothbrush.

How is it that you make my laugh so hard!

Scooby doo toothbrush?!

Posted: 3/7/2006 1:02:11 AM EDT

[#21]

Men are better at logic.

***Cough, cough*** Bullcrap...***Cough, cough, cough***

Posted: 3/7/2006 1:04:11 AM EDT

[#22]

I have final say and my word is Law in my home, but that does not mean my wife submits to me.

Posted: 3/7/2006 1:06:59 AM EDT

[#23]

This is funny

Posted: 3/7/2006 1:09:04 AM EDT

[#24]

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I have final say and my word is Law in my home, but that does not mean my wife submits to me.

That's interesting. If your word is Law, how does that mean that your wife does not submit to you?

I don't make all the decisions at home, my girl definitely has her say in how things are done at our home, so she makes her mark. Without a doubt, though, the general direction is set by me. I remember the day when she asked me, "Do I have any say in this matter?" and I told her No, and that was OK with her.

I would see this as submissive. Not bad, just submissive.

Posted: 3/7/2006 1:12:04 AM EDT

[#25]

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I have final say and my word is Law in my home, but that does not mean my wife submits to me.

That's interesting. If your word is Law, how does that mean that your wife does not submit to you?

I don't make all the decisions at home, my girl definitely has her say in how things are done at our home, so she makes her mark. Without a doubt, though, the general direction is set by me. I remember the day when she asked me, "Do I have any say in this matter?" and I told her No, and that was OK with her.

I would see this as submissive. Not bad, just submissive.

I would see that as a mindless woman which you need around to make yourslf feel superior.

Posted: 3/7/2006 1:12:58 AM EDT

[#26]

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How is it that you make my laugh so hard!

Scooby doo toothbrush?!

Don't laugh at me woman! I am a man and therefore I am your superior in all things except having babies!

Now bow down before me and kiss my feet before I use my superior logic on you and make you cry like a ... like a.. woman who's been superiorized by a superior male with manly stuff and dominating things!

You want me now, don't you?

Posted: 3/7/2006 1:13:27 AM EDT

[#27]

My woman is mindless and still doesn't listen to me.

Posted: 3/7/2006 1:18:47 AM EDT

[#28]

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How is it that you make my laugh so hard!

Scooby doo toothbrush?!

Don't laugh at me woman! I am a man and therefore I am your superior in all things except having babies!

Now bow down before me and kiss my feet before I use my superior logic on you and make you cry like a ... like a.. woman who's been superiorized by a superior male with manly stuff and dominating things!

You want me now, don't you?

You are so cute! Well...you did look a bit scruffy there in the shrubs....that sprinkler thing MUST have been a bummer too. :(

(Hope the camera is ok....)

But...c'mon...admit it....YOU have a scooby doo toothbrush too, don't you?

Posted: 3/7/2006 1:20:55 AM EDT

[#29]

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How is it that you make my laugh so hard!

Scooby doo toothbrush?!

Don't laugh at me woman! I am a man and therefore I am your superior in all things except having babies!

Now bow down before me and kiss my feet before I use my superior logic on you and make you cry like a ... like a.. woman who's been superiorized by a superior male with manly stuff and dominating things!

You want me now, don't you?

You are so cute! Well...you did look a bit scruffy there in the shrubs....that sprinkler thing MUST have been a bummer too. :(

(Hope the camera is ok....)

But...c'mon...admit it....YOU have a scooby doo toothbrush too, don't you?

Oh, you're right, I have a scooby do tooth brush. No doubht.

My scooby doo tooth brush is very important to me... it's the most imporant thing in the world

Posted: 3/7/2006 1:22:16 AM EDT

[#30]

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I have final say and my word is Law in my home, but that does not mean my wife submits to me.

That's interesting. If your word is Law, how does that mean that your wife does not submit to you?

I don't make all the decisions at home, my girl definitely has her say in how things are done at our home, so she makes her mark. Without a doubt, though, the general direction is set by me. I remember the day when she asked me, "Do I have any say in this matter?" and I told her No, and that was OK with her.

I would see this as submissive. Not bad, just submissive.

Because I do not go about making laws all day, and also I know when it is appropriate for my wife to be in charge, she has the financial brains here, not me, but I am the deal maker and repair guy (we invest in properties).

My weaknesses are her strengths and vice versa. We are a team, and for us to work I need her to be near as equal as possible and she needs to be just as strong with potential buyers/sellers/tenants as I am. In the end SOMEONE has to have the final say in matters, and that someone is me, but that does not mean I am a tyrant. A good leader knows when it is best to let someone else hold the reins.

Posted: 3/7/2006 1:22:38 AM EDT

[#31]

Peak_Oil, I see your days here are numbered. Some advice stemming from observation: put down the crack pipe before the mods call out their Bannination Droids.

Quoted:
[redI have final say and my word is Law in my home, but that does not mean my wife submits to me.

Translation: I am in charge of my house, and I have my wife's permission to say so.

Posted: 3/7/2006 1:26:27 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Peak_Oil, I see your days here are numbered. Some advice stemming from observation: put down the crack pipe before the mods call out their Bannination Droids.

Quoted:
[redI have final say and my word is Law in my home, but that does not mean my wife submits to me.

Translation: I am in charge of my house, ~~and I have my wife's permission to say so.~~Until she wakes up

Posted: 3/7/2006 1:27:28 AM EDT

[#33]

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How is it that you make my laugh so hard!

Scooby doo toothbrush?!

Don't laugh at me woman! I am a man and therefore I am your superior in all things except having babies!

Now bow down before me and kiss my feet before I use my superior logic on you and make you cry like a ... like a.. woman who's been superiorized by a superior male with manly stuff and dominating things!

You want me now, don't you?

You are so cute! Well...you did look a bit scruffy there in the shrubs....that sprinkler thing MUST have been a bummer too. :(

(Hope the camera is ok....)

But...c'mon...admit it....YOU have a scooby doo toothbrush too, don't you?

Oh, you're right, I have a scooby do tooth brush. No doubht.

My scooby doo tooth brush is very important to me... it's the most imporant thing in the world

A grown man with one migh be charming, in a way.

It SO doesn't work for a 17 year old child.

Posted: 3/7/2006 1:30:34 AM EDT

[#34]

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How is it that you make my laugh so hard!

Scooby doo toothbrush?!

Don't laugh at me woman! I am a man and therefore I am your superior in all things except having babies!

Now bow down before me and kiss my feet before I use my superior logic on you and make you cry like a ... like a.. woman who's been superiorized by a superior male with manly stuff and dominating things!

You want me now, don't you?

You are so cute! Well...you did look a bit scruffy there in the shrubs....that sprinkler thing MUST have been a bummer too. :(

(Hope the camera is ok....)

But...c'mon...admit it....YOU have a scooby doo toothbrush too, don't you?

Oh, you're right, I have a scooby do tooth brush. No doubht.

My scooby doo tooth brush is very important to me... it's the most imporant thing in the world

A grown man with one migh be charming, in a way.

It SO doesn't work for a 17 year old child.

I already told you he is 14

Posted: 3/7/2006 1:42:36 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
But...c'mon...admit it....YOU have a scooby doo toothbrush too, don't you?

I didn't drink that "brushing your teeth is good for you" coolaid.

It's almost as bad as all those "soap gets rid of the stink" sheep.

Posted: 3/7/2006 1:47:30 AM EDT

[#36]

Posted: 3/7/2006 2:23:15 AM EDT

[#37]

Actually you have some of the right ideas, just the wrong approach.

My wife listens to me because over the years I have shown and proven myself to be both reliable and trustworthy when I make decisions that effect the both of us. You as a man have to earn that respect, and then your woman will listen. Just because you have a set of balls between your legs doesn't mean you have any grey matter between your ears.

Posted: 3/7/2006 2:45:42 AM EDT

[#38]

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Actually you have some of the right ideas, just the wrong approach.

My wife listens to me because over the years I have shown and proven myself to be both reliable and trustworthy when I make decisions that effect the both of us. You as a man have to earn that respect, and then your woman will listen. Just because you have a set of balls between your legs doesn't mean you have any grey matter between your ears.

Well said.

Clean is a MAN...
NOT a boy.

Posted: 3/7/2006 3:23:41 AM EDT

[#39]

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#2 and #5 are pretty much assinine drivel.

The other two I can go with.

They are the keystone. Ignore them at your peril. Do not raise children that are not your own, and do not put up with bullshit from your woman. What could be more fundamental?

Your resources are that which sustain your life. Don't squander them on the lives of the children of other men. This is nothing but socialism. Kind-hearted foolishness. No mas.

Hey, my stepdad got a free AR15 out of the deal, I don't hear him complainin'!

Posted: 3/7/2006 3:30:32 AM EDT

[#40]

Sorry, from the topic title I thought this was one of those "whats the best caliber/load for dealing with..." threads

Posted: 3/7/2006 4:04:16 AM EDT

[#41]

i think he has the general idea, said too strongly, and i think #2 is bull. if you are truly the alpha male it wouldnt matter whoes kids you have. i find it more interesting how many men are rushing to disagree with him. aparently even members on AR15, are affected by our femonized society. traditionally women always were submissive. that does not mean they have no part in a relationship. if you have two equally strong oxen both pulling in opposite direction you will never go anywhere, if the man is not the strongest, then chances are your your wife bosses you around or you spend all your time fighting each other.
in the end what i say goes because my wife trusts that i am right. if she didnt trust me she shouldnt have married me. there is nothing wrong with being the leader, just be damn sure when you say follow me your going the right way....

Posted: 3/7/2006 5:10:19 AM EDT

[#42]

Peak Oil is way more right than he is wrong.

Only thing you did wrong Peak, is speak the truth.

Lots of people find the truth hurts....

Posted: 3/7/2006 5:44:48 AM EDT

[#43]

As the pussification of the American male continues

Posted: 3/7/2006 6:02:43 AM EDT

[#44]

tag for later comment

Posted: 3/7/2006 6:04:57 AM EDT

[#45]

Okay Adolph. Thanks for the interpersonal relationship update.

Jerk.

Posted: 3/7/2006 6:05:29 AM EDT

[#46]

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Have you ever even HAD a real woman?

You crack me up!

+1

Posted: 3/7/2006 6:07:22 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:
ARFCOM night game:

Guess Peak's age!

I'm first with 17...

Maybe he's actually my brother in law:

45 years old.
Lives with Mommy and Daddy....still!
Does the bare minimum to get by and BS's the family about how hard he works.....

That you Peak Oil?