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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:58:51 PM EDT
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Eating girls is very safe.... Oh, "Grits..." damn iPad. Carry on, nothing to see here. |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:58:55 PM EDT
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 Grits are good with butter, salt, and pepper, or with butter and a little sugar. Just depends on what you're in the mood for. |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:59:17 PM EDT
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I swear to the lord in heaven, I thought you asked how safe it is to eat GIRLS!!!
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Posted: 7/25/2013 12:59:43 PM EDT
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i love sweet grits... butter and sugar for me...
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:00:04 PM EDT
[#5]
very safe
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:00:25 PM EDT
[#6]
My dad used to eat grits. He died.
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:00:43 PM EDT
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I swear to the lord in heaven, I thought you asked how safe it is to eat GIRLS!!! That's what I thought too. Who cares about grits. |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:00:56 PM EDT
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I have survived all of my grit eating adventures. With sugar and without.
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:01:02 PM EDT
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I swear to the lord in heaven, I thought you asked how safe it is to eat GIRLS!!! would I dare to lower the high brow converstion found here in with such a post? |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:01:07 PM EDT
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Grits are pretty good for soothing an alcohol bruised belly, I noticed.
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:01:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I swear to the lord in heaven, I thought you asked how safe it is to eat GIRLS!!! You're not the only one. 
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:02:07 PM EDT
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In my experience quite safe unless you try to put sugar on them. A kind cadre corporal set me straight on this little fux puss or what ever you call a screw-up Knock, knock... |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:03:04 PM EDT
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In my experience quite safe unless you try to put sugar on them. A kind cadre corporal set me straight on this little fux puss or what ever you call a screw-up Knock, knock... 
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:03:16 PM EDT
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i love sweet grits... butter and sugar for me... My Dad is from WV, and the first time he saw grits he loaded them up with sugar thinking it was Cream of Wheat. 
He became educated, though, and quit that nonsense. 
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:03:20 PM EDT
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Meh. Pretty bland by itself, IMHO. Basically a delivery medium for the other stuff added to the grits.
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:03:37 PM EDT
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Reading between the lines, my answer is:
Depends on the girl and who she has been with.
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:03:42 PM EDT
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I can't find grits around here
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:03:52 PM EDT
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In my experience quite safe unless you try to put sugar on them. A kind cadre corporal set me straight on this little fux puss or what ever you call a screw-up Knock, knock... W-wh-who's there? 
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:04:05 PM EDT
[#19]
IBTB
IBTL |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:04:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:04:34 PM EDT
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FPNI!
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:04:57 PM EDT
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i'm from Texas originally and i still don't know what grits actually are....
is it like oat meal? cuz it looks like watery oat meal 
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:05:13 PM EDT
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Been eating grits all my life.
Ain't dead yet. 
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:06:34 PM EDT
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I can't find grits around here I will be happy to send you some stone ground grits, if you want some. |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:07:38 PM EDT
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W-wh-who's there?
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In my experience quite safe unless you try to put sugar on them. A kind cadre corporal set me straight on this little fux puss or what ever you call a screw-up Knock, knock... W-wh-who's there?
Betty. |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:07:41 PM EDT
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G.R.I.T.S (girls raised in the south) |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:08:28 PM EDT
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Do they even sell grits in IL.?
My son in Chicago can't get Dukes Mayonnaise or Texas Pete |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:08:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Betty. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: In my experience quite safe unless you try to put sugar on them. A kind cadre corporal set me straight on this little fux puss or what ever you call a screw-up Knock, knock... W-wh-who's there? Betty. Betty who?
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:10:58 PM EDT
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Betty who? Betty feels pretty dumb for burning his retread account on a parody thread. (Ok, not my best work.) |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:11:49 PM EDT
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My German wife makes awesome "red grits" with strawberry and rhubarb that are awesome with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:12:33 PM EDT
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Quoted: In my experience quite safe unless you try to put sugar on them. A kind cadre corporal set me straight on this little fux puss or what ever you call a screw-up This thread is fucked up - even by 13'er standards. 'fux puss' ???? Try harder. |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:12:55 PM EDT
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Whats going on in here?
Grits can give you cancer |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:13:12 PM EDT
[#33]
IBTL one more time
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:13:26 PM EDT
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Betty feels pretty dumb for burning his retread account on a parody thread. (Ok, not my best work.) Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Betty who? Betty feels pretty dumb for burning his retread account on a parody thread. (Ok, not my best work.) 
The fact that it's a Knock-Knock joke makes it pretty fucking funny all by itself. |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:13:43 PM EDT
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Whats going on in here? http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article8631602.ece/BINARY/original/50-michael-douglas-afpgt.jpg Grits can give you cancer speed post-bumping
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:13:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:13:56 PM EDT
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i'm from Texas originally and i still don't know what grits actually are.... is it like oat meal? cuz it looks like watery oat meal It is made from ground corn (hominy) |
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Posted: 7/25/2013 1:13:58 PM EDT
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Previously banned member.
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