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Posted: 7/25/2013 11:57:34 AM EST
In my experience quite safe unless you try to put sugar on them.

A kind cadre corporal set me straight on this little fux puss or what ever you call a screw-up
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:58:51 AM EST

Eating girls is very safe....

Oh, "Grits..." damn iPad.

Carry on, nothing to see here.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:58:55 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/25/2013 11:59:29 AM EST by Admiral_Crunch]


Grits are good with butter, salt, and pepper, or with butter and a little sugar. Just depends on what you're in the mood for.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:59:17 AM EST
I swear to the lord in heaven, I thought you asked how safe it is to eat GIRLS!!!
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 11:59:43 AM EST
i love sweet grits... butter and sugar for me...
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:00:04 PM EST
very safe
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:00:25 PM EST
My dad used to eat grits. He died.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:00:43 PM EST
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Originally Posted By XMM:
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That's what I thought too. Who cares about grits.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:00:56 PM EST
I have survived all of my grit eating adventures. With sugar and without.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:01:02 PM EST
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Originally Posted By XMM:
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would I dare to lower the high brow converstion found here in with such a post?
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:01:07 PM EST
Grits are pretty good for soothing an alcohol bruised belly, I noticed.
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Originally Posted By XMM:
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You're not the only one.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:02:07 PM EST
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Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:



Knock, knock...

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Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
Originally Posted By reforger2002:
In my experience quite safe unless you try to put sugar on them.

A kind cadre corporal set me straight on this little fux puss or what ever you call a screw-up



Knock, knock...


Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:03:16 PM EST
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Originally Posted By delemorte:
i love sweet grits... butter and sugar for me...
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My Dad is from WV, and the first time he saw grits he loaded them up with sugar thinking it was Cream of Wheat.



He became educated, though, and quit that nonsense.



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Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:03:37 PM EST
Reading between the lines, my answer is:

Depends on the girl and who she has been with.

Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:03:42 PM EST
I can't find grits around here
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:03:52 PM EST
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Knock, knock...

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Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
Originally Posted By reforger2002:
In my experience quite safe unless you try to put sugar on them.

A kind cadre corporal set me straight on this little fux puss or what ever you call a screw-up



Knock, knock...



W-wh-who's there?



Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:04:05 PM EST
IBTB
IBTL
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:04:33 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:04:34 PM EST
FPNI!
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:04:57 PM EST
i'm from Texas originally and i still don't know what grits actually are....

is it like oat meal? cuz it looks like watery oat meal
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:05:13 PM EST
Been eating grits all my life.

Ain't dead yet.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:06:34 PM EST
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Originally Posted By lichter50:
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I will be happy to send you some stone ground grits, if you want some.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:07:38 PM EST
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[Last Edit: 7/25/2013 12:08:55 PM EST by bnred9]

G.R.I.T.S (girls raised in the south)




Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:08:28 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/25/2013 12:10:51 PM EST by Robja]
Do they even sell grits in IL.?

My son in Chicago can't get Dukes Mayonnaise or Texas Pete
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:08:58 PM EST
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Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:


Betty.
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Originally Posted By USPcompact:
Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:
Originally Posted By reforger2002:
In my experience quite safe unless you try to put sugar on them.

A kind cadre corporal set me straight on this little fux puss or what ever you call a screw-up



Knock, knock...



W-wh-who's there?





Betty.
I love this game.

Betty who?
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:10:58 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:11:49 PM EST
My German wife makes awesome "red grits" with strawberry and rhubarb that are awesome with a scoop of vanilla ice cream.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:12:33 PM EST
Originally Posted By reforger2002:
In my experience quite safe unless you try to put sugar on them.

A kind cadre corporal set me straight on this little fux puss or what ever you call a screw-up
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This thread is fucked up - even by 13'er standards.

'fux puss' ????

Try harder.
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:12:55 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/25/2013 12:13:24 PM EST by Thedude27]
Whats going on in here?



Grits can give you cancer
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:13:12 PM EST
IBTL one more time
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:13:26 PM EST
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Originally Posted By NorCal_LEO:


Betty feels pretty dumb for burning his retread account on a parody thread.







(Ok, not my best work.)

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Originally Posted By Subnet:
Betty who?


Betty feels pretty dumb for burning his retread account on a parody thread.







(Ok, not my best work.)





The fact that it's a Knock-Knock joke makes it pretty fucking funny all by itself.

Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:13:43 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Thedude27:
Whats going on in here?

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article8631602.ece/BINARY/original/50-michael-douglas-afpgt.jpg

Grits can give you cancer
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speed post-bumping
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:13:48 PM EST
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Originally Posted By TexasOutdoorsman:
i'm from Texas originally and i still don't know what grits actually are....

is it like oat meal? cuz it looks like watery oat meal
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It is made from ground corn (hominy)
Link Posted: 7/25/2013 12:13:58 PM EST
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