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Posted: 2/14/2006 1:14:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/14/2006 1:42:22 PM EDT by bastiat]
Not counting on TV or DVD. How often in your normal, everyday life do you see a midget / dwarf / little person (whatever the correct description is)?


ETA: By 'little person' I mean a person who meets the medical definition of being a midget / dwarf, not just a 'really short person'

I think the limit is at about 4' 6" or below, but I'm not sure.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:15:42 PM EDT
Every day. My wife is 5'4".
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:16:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bastiat:
Not counting on TV or DVD. How often in your normal, everyday life do you see a midget / dwarf / little person (whatever the correct description is)?



Shucks. I was going to try to make a joke about my porno collection.

Probably 3-4 times a year. And I think there's technically dwarves as well as midgets, depending on the medical reasons. I used to work with a dwarf.

If you don't mind my asking, why? That's an odd question.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:20:14 PM EDT
whats your definition of a little person? I'm 6'3 so the bar is set kinda high for me.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:21:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ORinTX:

Originally Posted By bastiat:
Not counting on TV or DVD. How often in your normal, everyday life do you see a midget / dwarf / little person (whatever the correct description is)?



Shucks. I was going to try to make a joke about my porno collection.

Probably 3-4 times a year. And I think there's technically dwarves as well as midgets, depending on the medical reasons. I used to work with a dwarf.

If you don't mind my asking, why? That's an odd question.



I worded that way to head off the obvious midget porno jokes

Why I asked the question: I realized that I've seen maybe 2 or 3 'little people' in the past five years. Nothing against them at all. But from watching documentaries about them there always seemed like there would be more of them out and about in the world, and I was wondering if people actually had the same experience.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:21:55 PM EDT
My wife is 4'11" so every day
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:22:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
whats your definition of a little person? I'm 6'3 so the bar is set kinda high for me.



Whatever would be the medical definition of it. Not just a really short person, but some with the features that meet the clinical definition.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:35:31 PM EDT
When I worked at a stop-n-rob (~15 yrs ago) we had a regular customer who was a dwarf. Nice guy, used to stop & get coffee at least a couple of times a week. Not real short, he wasn't too much under 5'.

A while back I saw three at the Borders bookstore. But they were all together as a group.

Used to date a girl who was 4'11" or so....but she wasn't a dwarf, just a spinner.

Buddy of mine ended up meeting a dwarf chick on a semi-blind date (online singles deal). Funny thing was he's slighty -phobic about little people. I've sent him Bridget The Midget pron pix just to fvck with him.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:45:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/14/2006 1:45:50 PM EDT by blacklisted]
I saw one at the range once. I saw someone getting out of a car and I thought it was a little kid. Then he came up to the line and I noticed that he was a dwarf!
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:49:56 PM EDT
About once or twice a week. I attend a state university.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:52:15 PM EDT
maybe once a year, I am not really sure. I saw one get in a car and drive off a couple weeks ago. I had a good laugh and I know I'm a terrible person
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:54:33 PM EDT
i work with 1.. i think she is 3" something
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:56:01 PM EDT
I see them all the time at the circus and the zoo.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 1:57:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/14/2006 2:46:01 PM EDT by deej86]
I know one. She's about 4'3". I see her about once a week, at school. My GF is about 5'.

Edit, my friend taht is 4'3", I went to junior high with her also.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 2:09:10 PM EDT
Every few days. There's one under 4 feet who works at the Wal-Mart I frequent. Nice enough guy.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 2:09:50 PM EDT
One works with me.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 2:10:33 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ring:
i work with 1.. i think she is 3" something



Now that's one helluva midget!

I personally see them fairly frequently given that I live in an urban evironment (more exposure to all kinds).
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 2:32:13 PM EDT
Daily. I work with her. She's around 4'2". Has three kids, all normal.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 2:34:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 2:36:50 PM EDT
Used to see one everyday at my last job.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 2:37:36 PM EDT
Well, we all see our "little Elvis" everyday don't we???
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 2:39:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sherrick13:

Originally Posted By Johninaustin:
Daily. I work with her. She's around 4'2". Has three kids, all normal.



Austin's hiring requirments sure have dropped.



She's a tech.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 2:44:02 PM EDT
Only when I look down.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 2:49:45 PM EDT

[Will Ferrel]

He's an angry elf.

[/Will Ferrel]



Link Posted: 2/14/2006 2:59:53 PM EDT
nearly every weekend at work, got a whole family of them that comes into to gamble
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 3:05:36 PM EDT
I saw a female security guard at the casino superbowl weekend who was about 3 foot 6 inch,i managed to keep a straight face, but it was pretty funny
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 3:32:05 PM EDT
Little People (Midget) Porn is soo cool. It's unusuallly erotic
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 4:19:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ffsparky26:
Little People (Midget) Porn is soo cool. It's unusuallly erotic


Link Posted: 2/14/2006 4:20:25 PM EDT
Not too often....but I saw one outside the White House today as I was people-watching at Cosi during my lunch hour.

He was dressed up like Cupid.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 6:26:06 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/14/2006 8:52:11 PM EDT
There was a man and girl pair the other day at Pizza Hut. One of the bands I was in had a little guy play bass with us for awhile. He was pretty cool. Years ago we had one that used to go party with my friends and I pretty often.
Link Posted: 2/14/2006 11:48:45 PM EDT
My local grocery store has Filipino midget cashier. It carries around its own little wooden box to stand on so it can reach the register.
Its arms and legs are not out of proportion like a regular midget so I dont think it has actual Midgetitis. I think its just really short, maybe has stunted growth or something.
On my way to work each morning, I pass a midget with great big head driving the other direction. I'm not sure how it reaches the pedals.

Link Posted: 2/15/2006 12:05:11 AM EDT
I dated a girl a few times that was like 4' tall or something. She wasn't a midget/dwarf/whatever and had normal features, just really really short. She was actually kinda hot.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 12:10:27 AM EDT



it's little people!
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 12:13:08 AM EDT
I have seen them on TV
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 12:14:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/15/2006 12:27:09 AM EDT by ArmedAndRetarded]
little known fact: all midgets are fags.

Link Posted: 2/15/2006 12:25:16 AM EDT
The Irish Pub in my patrol area has some short girls working there.

The girl working tonight is 5' 1" and real cute. I have photos but not gonna post 'em. Private stock. Sorry.

_________________________



Link Posted: 2/15/2006 12:26:34 AM EDT
I saw one riding a pocket bike down the sidewalk a few months ago.
"Normal" people look really stupid riding pocket bikes, but he looked cool, the bike fit him.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 12:41:03 AM EDT
4-5 times a week. State University too...
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 12:42:46 AM EDT
How often?

Every time I have sex.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 4:28:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 4:34:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ArmedAndRetarded:
My local grocery store has Filipino midget cashier. It carries around its own little wooden box to stand on so it can reach the register.
Its arms and legs are not out of proportion like a regular midget so I dont think it has actual Midgetitis. I think its just really short, maybe has stunted growth or something.
On my way to work each morning, I pass a midget with great big head driving the other direction. I'm not sure how it reaches the pedals.



It?
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 4:36:59 AM EDT
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 4:49:45 AM EDT
I used to see one every Friday night when I went downtown and everytime, he would try and bum $5.00. It was the same lame story and believe me, I felt like using that bum like a football and punting his little ass down the street. I never did but that's only because I'm a nice guy.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 4:54:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
Very rarely on an average day, but I had a weird experience with this in Iraq.

One of our regular destinations there for a while was the Kurdish city of Irbil/Arbil/Erbil (sp?), and we regularly saw midgets there. In fact, as we found out once, there is a village on the road between Kirkuk and Irbil that is predominantly populated by midgets, albinos and midget albinos.

Something in the water? I don't know, but I stuck to the gatorade we brought with us.



There's a small town here in central OK with the same sort of reputation
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:07:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/15/2006 11:08:22 AM EDT by Floppy_833]
I'm still curious, do any of these people shoot, and what do they use?
Seems like a dwarf could argue in court under the ADA that the ATF/federal rifle length minimums are too long for them, and would be an easy win. SBR's for everyone!!!
~
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:14:38 AM EDT
My g/f is like a midget radar machine, she sees them everywhere. I always miss them, but maybe because Im 6'3 dont dont look that far down.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 11:17:14 AM EDT

Originally Posted By ArmedAndRetarded:
little known fact: all midgets are fags.

web.archive.org/web/20020202083226/http://fatchicksinpartyhats.com/images/16fathat102.jpg



Why it is OK to show a man with only plastic wrap around his package, but a woman showing her tits would get the thread locked? IBTL
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 12:41:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ring:
i work with 1.. i think she is 3" something



Three inches tall!!! Do you and Jose Quervo need to get together before you can see her
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 12:43:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Jarhead_22:
Very rarely on an average day, but I had a weird experience with this in Iraq.

One of our regular destinations there for a while was the Kurdish city of Irbil/Arbil/Erbil (sp?), and we regularly saw midgets there. In fact, as we found out once, there is a village on the road between Kirkuk and Irbil that is predominantly populated by midgets, albinos and midget albinos.

Something in the water? I don't know, but I stuck to the gatorade we brought with us.





It was caused by the Depleted Uranium.
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