We hate our neighbors.
We recently saw a "for sale" sign on thier lawn, but upon closer inspection it turned out to be a sign put there by a driveway paving company - we were depressed.
I want to put a "For Sale By Neighbor" sign out there.
If they ever do sell, I hope to buy the place, and personally level it with a machine. I hate them that bad.
The bottom line is they have always been ridiculously jealous of our property being twice the size of thiers, and the fact that we own an access road that they wish they had. In addition, were better looking and have matching trucks and a real nice detached garage. One other thing - we have a huge hot tub thats very well done way out in the woods, and they can hear us covorting out there at times. Our driveway was paved years ago, because we had the means to do it. They just had thiers done, and before that they had a muddy dirty mess. As you can see, they and we have taken to dislikeing anything about them or each other and its really stupid but thier just butt-holes.