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Posted: 8/23/2017 7:56:19 PM EST
Umbilical cord that is. 3.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 7:57:25 PM EST
Once.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 7:57:43 PM EST
1.

Know when to say when.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 7:59:42 PM EST
They wouldn't let me use my at the time EDC Benchmade...so 0.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:00:45 PM EST
Thrice
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:01:35 PM EST
Never (thank God).
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:02:58 PM EST
I just let the doctor do it. It's like, they're getting paid, why should I do their job?
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:03:15 PM EST
Twice. 
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:04:19 PM EST
Never, and never will.

Had them cut my vas cords last month.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:04:48 PM EST
Once, a month ago today .
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:05:31 PM EST
Zero, and at 60 I doubt that's going to change.  Kind of a shame really, I've got great genes.  All white, smart and stuff.  
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:06:19 PM EST
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Originally Posted By dalynchmob:
Once, a month ago today .
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Congrats ! 4 more weeks you can make another !
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:06:26 PM EST
was going to use a Randall knife to do it, but the turn around was like 3 yrs... clipped the cord once with hospital scissors...



and the OBGYN wouldn't give me the placenta....
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:06:59 PM EST
Only cord I'm interested in having cut is my vas def. I hate kids with a passion.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:08:08 PM EST
Just the  one.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:19:52 PM EST
Two
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:22:32 PM EST
Three
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:24:15 PM EST
Originally Posted By Swampgrass:
Umbilical cord that is. 3.
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Never a human but a few times on dogs and one cat
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:26:20 PM EST
I've just cut the cheese
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:29:45 PM EST
5


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Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:39:27 PM EST
Once, second time the doctor beat me to it.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:43:35 PM EST
Once.

Felt like a thick rubber band.

Greatest day of my life .

No regerts. !!!!!
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:44:02 PM EST
4. It's a feeling you never forget.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:48:23 PM EST
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Originally Posted By irishklover:
Once.

Felt like a thick rubber band.

Greatest day of my life .

No regerts. !!!!!
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You spelled ragrets wrong


Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:49:39 PM EST
Once.

And that will be all.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:59:58 PM EST
One. Gristley.

I almost passed out.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:02:55 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:03:39 PM EST
Twice. One voted for Trump in November. The other isn't old enough yet, but will next time.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:05:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/23/2017 9:06:00 PM EST by twistedcomrade]
I paid a lot to have professionals do it twice. I didn't volunteer any other services there either like taking out the trash or getting the staff doughnuts.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:09:44 PM EST
5 kids and zero umbilical cord cuts.


If I could go back in time and do it all over again, I would have fought harder to stay out of the delivery room.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:10:22 PM EST
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Originally Posted By DT-USA:
Never, and never will.

Had them cut my vas cords last month.
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Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:10:51 PM EST
Have a kid, another on the way, don't need to cut
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:11:19 PM EST
Just once.

Best day of my life.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:12:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/23/2017 10:11:27 PM EST by Ironhandjohn]
Four, and I made the same stupid joke each time.


"Doc, do you think it's a good idea for me to have the sharp thing around the baby?"

Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:12:54 PM EST
2-0
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:13:55 PM EST
3. Wanted to use my Buck knife all 3 times but got shot down..........
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:14:34 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Swampgrass:


Congrats ! 4 more weeks you can make another !
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Two more weeks. Ask me how I know.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:17:09 PM EST
Disgusting, scary not for me. What ever you got to do to maintain sanity I guess.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:19:19 PM EST
Twice.

Cut the the nuts after the second one.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:23:42 PM EST
Once. Child birth is the craziest shit in the world, and I've been to the sandbox.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:25:28 PM EST
Didn't cut either of my own.  Cut two I delivered at work though.  
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:43:53 PM EST
Originally Posted By Swampgrass:
Umbilical cord that is. 3.
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twice

J-
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:46:19 PM EST
Two kids, never cut the cord, nor did I want to. Also, "greatest day of your life" people have got to be joking. Being a a birth is overall pretty nasty
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:47:02 PM EST
Zero, but just a few months out.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:47:41 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/23/2017 9:48:37 PM EST by The_Floridian]
So I distinctly remember doing my hospital times when in paramedic school.

First birthing time, I get there and get dressed up in the gown and everything just as the baby is delivered. Fuck me if I hadn't read past delivering the baby yet in the book - and nobody fucking told me to expect anything else to come out ... especially not something that looked like what a placenta looks like.





Yeah, it was a bit of a shocker being in my early 20's and not having ever been around for births yet, let alone after-birth alien horror-movie stuff that had to come out next.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:51:44 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/23/2017 9:54:34 PM EST by bjkb1f]
Cut? None. Bit through 2.




Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:53:59 PM EST
Once so far. 8/4/17
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 5:59:29 AM EST
Once, 2008.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 6:45:38 AM EST
I'm a licensed midwife, so... yeah
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 7:16:18 AM EST
My first is due in January, will not be cutting. She does not want me even in the delivery room, let alone anywhere near all the action.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 7:17:24 AM EST
Twice
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