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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - How many times have you cut the cord ? (Page 1 of 2)

Swampgrass I deliver Joined Mar 2015 Posts 6062 EE Offline MI, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 7:56:19 PM EST Umbilical cord that is. 3.

Silver_Surfer ..............I4NI................. Joined Mar 2001 Posts 75210 EE Offline HI, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 7:57:25 PM EST Once.
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ToledoXJ StabMasterArson Joined Nov 2011 Posts 15639 EE Offline OH, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 7:57:43 PM EST 1. Know when to say when.
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KD5TXX GTHOM Joined Feb 2004 Posts 3446 EE Offline KY, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 7:59:42 PM EST They wouldn't let me use my at the time EDC Benchmade...so 0.
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jblomenberg16 Timmy Tacticool Joined Nov 2008 Posts 8004 EE Offline IN, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:00:45 PM EST Thrice
	Do kids still play Cops and Robbers, or are they just taught both are equally bad and given a participation ribbon after a rousing game of scoreless Everyone's a Winner Ball? - BehindBlueI's

AZ_Sky Living vicariously through myself Joined Mar 2002 Posts 30322 EE Offline AZ, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:01:35 PM EST Never (thank God).
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placedesjardins Joined May 2015 Posts 8532 EE Offline POL	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:02:58 PM EST I just let the doctor do it. It's like, they're getting paid, why should I do their job?

pcsutton CHRONIC - Member ....but not a 3rd member Joined Sep 2004 Posts 68870 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:03:15 PM EST Twice.
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DT-USA Joined Mar 2005 Posts 4404 EE Offline WA, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:04:19 PM EST Never, and never will. Had them cut my vas cords last month.

dalynchmob Joined Feb 2013 Posts 332 EE Offline IA, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:04:48 PM EST Once, a month ago today .

3rdpig Member Joined Sep 2004 Posts 33105 EE Offline AZ, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:05:31 PM EST Zero, and at 60 I doubt that's going to change. Kind of a shame really, I've got great genes. All white, smart and stuff.

Swampgrass I deliver Joined Mar 2015 Posts 6064 EE Offline MI, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:06:19 PM EST Quote History Originally Posted By dalynchmob: Once, a month ago today . View Quote Congrats ! 4 more weeks you can make another !

skink Member Joined Nov 2007 Posts 4557 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:06:26 PM EST was going to use a Randall knife to do it, but the turn around was like 3 yrs... clipped the cord once with hospital scissors... and the OBGYN wouldn't give me the placenta....
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JaredGrey Joined Oct 2008 Posts 9790 EE Offline WI, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:06:59 PM EST Only cord I'm interested in having cut is my vas def. I hate kids with a passion.

Fullpower Member Joined Nov 2008 Posts 22321 EE Offline AK, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:08:08 PM EST Just the one.
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Blue_Monkey Team Member Joined Mar 2002 Posts 11797 EE Offline MA, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:19:52 PM EST Two
	You are a total nutcase, completely deranged, delusional, paranoid. Your thought process is all fucked up. Your information train is jammed, man!

Teamer Observer of Train Wrecks Joined Jul 2007 Posts 7434 EE Offline KS, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:22:32 PM EST Three
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psegnatelli Joined Apr 2007 Posts 2847 EE Offline CT, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:24:15 PM EST Originally Posted By Swampgrass: Umbilical cord that is. 3. View Quote Never a human but a few times on dogs and one cat

BPK2300 Rollbar Joined May 2016 Posts 3425 EE Offline FL, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:26:20 PM EST I've just cut the cheese

superdav Member Joined Mar 2001 Posts 11957 EE Offline AR, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:29:45 PM EST 5 The Following Errors Were Found Message text too short.

Calash Member Joined Mar 2010 Posts 1576 EE Offline MA, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:39:27 PM EST Once, second time the doctor beat me to it.

irishklover Joined May 2011 Posts 1473 EE Offline USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:43:35 PM EST Once. Felt like a thick rubber band. Greatest day of my life . No regerts. !!!!!

LOS Joined Apr 2001 Posts 1509 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:44:02 PM EST 4. It's a feeling you never forget.

jblomenberg16 Timmy Tacticool Joined Nov 2008 Posts 8006 EE Offline IN, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:48:23 PM EST Quote History Originally Posted By irishklover: Once. Felt like a thick rubber band. Greatest day of my life . No regerts. !!!!! View Quote You spelled ragrets wrong
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Midyew5959 Joined Apr 2013 Posts 2721 EE Offline MT, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:49:39 PM EST Once. And that will be all.

Justa_TXguy vendeur de canards a moitié Joined Jan 2004 Posts 41551 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 8:59:58 PM EST One. Gristley. I almost passed out.
	It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child.

AJE Do or do not. There is no "try" Joined Nov 2005 Posts 48165 EE Offline OH, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 9:02:55 PM EST Two kids, cut it once. I think there was some distress on the first one that they need to take care of first (knot in the cord as well as wrapped around her neck). She turned out just fine though, if not a little hard headed
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Strontium Joined Jan 2016 Posts 323 EE Offline OH, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 9:03:39 PM EST Twice. One voted for Trump in November. The other isn't old enough yet, but will next time.

twistedcomrade Member Joined Apr 2004 Posts 8594 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 9:05:20 PM EST [Last Edit: 8/23/2017 9:06:00 PM EST by twistedcomrade] I paid a lot to have professionals do it twice. I didn't volunteer any other services there either like taking out the trash or getting the staff doughnuts.
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Glittenstein Joined Feb 2013 Posts 2677 EE Offline MO, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 9:09:44 PM EST 5 kids and zero umbilical cord cuts. If I could go back in time and do it all over again, I would have fought harder to stay out of the delivery room.

N2CH_556 Joined Jan 2008 Posts 9017 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 9:10:22 PM EST Quote History Originally Posted By DT-USA: Never, and never will. Had them cut my vas cords last month. View Quote

DefenderAO Member Joined Dec 2008 Posts 9382 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 9:10:51 PM EST Have a kid, another on the way, don't need to cut

tacocat Member Joined Jan 2016 Posts 4222 EE Offline NC, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 9:11:19 PM EST Just once. Best day of my life.

Ironhandjohn Enjoying the Schadenfreud... Joined Oct 2001 Posts 16684 EE Offline TN, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 9:12:37 PM EST [Last Edit: 8/23/2017 10:11:27 PM EST by Ironhandjohn] Four, and I made the same stupid joke each time. "Doc, do you think it's a good idea for me to have the sharp thing around the baby?"
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Tango Member Joined Jan 2001 Posts 2358 EE Offline OH, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 9:12:54 PM EST 2-0

ARLarry Member Joined Apr 2012 Posts 854 EE Offline AZ, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 9:13:55 PM EST 3. Wanted to use my Buck knife all 3 times but got shot down..........
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DaveyDug Unapologetic Paulbot Joined Dec 2005 Posts 2881 EE Offline OH, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 9:14:34 PM EST Quote History Originally Posted By Swampgrass: Congrats ! 4 more weeks you can make another ! View Quote Two more weeks. Ask me how I know.

MyAliyah Member Joined Dec 2007 Posts 7494 EE Offline ID, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 9:17:09 PM EST Disgusting, scary not for me. What ever you got to do to maintain sanity I guess.

bssrf4 Joined Oct 2004 Posts 5735 EE Offline USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 9:19:19 PM EST Twice. Cut the the nuts after the second one.

jjcrt263b Joined Jun 2017 Posts 121 EE Offline PA, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 9:23:42 PM EST Once. Child birth is the craziest shit in the world, and I've been to the sandbox.

Lug1 call sign 'WHEELGUN' Joined Jan 2013 Posts 19610 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 9:25:28 PM EST Didn't cut either of my own. Cut two I delivered at work though.
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jjc155 NRA Life Member Joined Dec 2006 Posts 12355 EE Offline MI, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 9:43:53 PM EST Originally Posted By Swampgrass: Umbilical cord that is. 3. View Quote twice J-
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Danner130 Member Joined Jan 2005 Posts 38013 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 9:46:19 PM EST Two kids, never cut the cord, nor did I want to. Also, "greatest day of your life" people have got to be joking. Being a a birth is overall pretty nasty

jestice75 Member Joined Mar 2007 Posts 25253 EE Offline TN, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 9:47:02 PM EST Zero, but just a few months out.

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[Last Edit: 8/23/2017 9:48:37 PM EST by The_Floridian]

So I distinctly remember doing my hospital times when in paramedic school.

First birthing time, I get there and get dressed up in the gown and everything just as the baby is delivered. Fuck me if I hadn't read past delivering the baby yet in the book - and nobody fucking told me to expect anything else to come out ... especially not something that looked like what a placenta looks like.

Yeah, it was a bit of a shocker being in my early 20's and not having ever been around for births yet, let alone after-birth alien horror-movie stuff that had to come out next.

bjkb1f #BlackLabsMatter Joined Mar 2010 Posts 12448 EE Offline MO, USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 9:51:44 PM EST [Last Edit: 8/23/2017 9:54:34 PM EST by bjkb1f] Cut? None. Bit through 2.
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john575 you can't take the sky from me..... Joined Mar 2005 Posts 12137 EE Offline USA	Posted: 8/23/2017 9:53:59 PM EST Once so far. 8/4/17

TescoVee GD's Science Correspondent Joined Jan 2011 Posts 10624 EE Offline MI, USA	Posted: 8/24/2017 5:59:29 AM EST Once, 2008.
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tweeter Empire Joined Jun 2004 Posts 35257 EE Offline NFK	Posted: 8/24/2017 6:45:38 AM EST I'm a licensed midwife, so... yeah

laxman09 Last Post Extraordinaire Joined Jul 2016 Posts 1641 EE Offline PA, USA	Posted: 8/24/2017 7:16:18 AM EST My first is due in January, will not be cutting. She does not want me even in the delivery room, let alone anywhere near all the action.
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Storz Go Outside Joined Dec 2011 Posts 8838 EE Offline MI, USA	Posted: 8/24/2017 7:17:24 AM EST Twice
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