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Posted: 8/23/2017 8:57:25 PM EDT
Once.
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Posted: 8/23/2017 8:57:43 PM EDT
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Know when to say when. |
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Posted: 8/23/2017 8:59:42 PM EDT
They wouldn't let me use my at the time EDC Benchmade...so 0.
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:00:45 PM EDT
Thrice
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:01:35 PM EDT
Never (thank God).
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:02:58 PM EDT
I just let the doctor do it. It's like, they're getting paid, why should I do their job?
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:03:15 PM EDT
Twice.
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:04:19 PM EDT
Never, and never will.
Had them cut my vas cords last month. 
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:04:48 PM EDT
Once, a month ago today
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:05:31 PM EDT
Zero, and at 60 I doubt that's going to change. Kind of a shame really, I've got great genes. All white, smart and stuff.
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:06:19 PM EDT
Quote History Quoted:
Once, a month ago today . |
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:06:26 PM EDT
was going to use a Randall knife to do it, but the turn around was like 3 yrs...
 clipped the cord once with hospital scissors...
and the OBGYN wouldn't give me the placenta.... 
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:06:59 PM EDT
Only cord I'm interested in having cut is my vas def. I hate kids with a passion.
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:08:08 PM EDT
Just the one.
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:19:52 PM EDT
Two
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:22:32 PM EDT
Three
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:24:15 PM EDT
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Umbilical cord that is. 3.
Never a human but a few times on dogs and one cat |
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:26:20 PM EDT
I've just cut the cheese
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:29:45 PM EDT
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The Following Errors Were Found Message text too short. |
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:39:27 PM EDT
Once, second time the doctor beat me to it.
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:43:35 PM EDT
Once.
Felt like a thick rubber band. Greatest day of my life . No regerts. !!!!! |
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:44:02 PM EDT
4. It's a feeling you never forget.
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:48:23 PM EDT
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Once. Felt like a thick rubber band. Greatest day of my life . No regerts. !!!!! 
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:49:39 PM EDT
Once.
And that will be all. |
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Posted: 8/23/2017 9:59:58 PM EDT
One. Gristley.
I almost passed out. |
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:02:55 PM EDT
Two kids, cut it once. I think there was some distress on the first one that they need to take care of first (knot in the cord as well as wrapped around her neck). She turned out just fine though, if not a little hard headed
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:03:39 PM EDT
Twice. One voted for Trump in November. The other isn't old enough yet, but will next time.
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:05:20 PM EDT
I paid a lot to have professionals do it twice. I didn't volunteer any other services there either like taking out the trash or getting the staff doughnuts.
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:09:44 PM EDT
5 kids and zero umbilical cord cuts.
If I could go back in time and do it all over again, I would have fought harder to stay out of the delivery room. |
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:10:22 PM EDT
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Never, and never will. Had them cut my vas cords last month. 
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:10:51 PM EDT
Have a kid, another on the way, don't need to cut
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:11:19 PM EDT
Just once.
Best day of my life. |
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:12:37 PM EDT
Four, and I made the same stupid joke each time.
"Doc, do you think it's a good idea for me to have the sharp thing around the baby?" 
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:12:54 PM EDT
2-0
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:13:55 PM EDT
3. Wanted to use my Buck knife all 3 times but got shot down..........
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:14:34 PM EDT
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Congrats ! 4 more weeks you can make another ! |
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:17:09 PM EDT
Disgusting, scary not for me. What ever you got to do to maintain sanity I guess.
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:19:19 PM EDT
Twice.
Cut the the nuts after the second one. |
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:23:42 PM EDT
Once. Child birth is the craziest shit in the world, and I've been to the sandbox.
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:25:28 PM EDT
Didn't cut either of my own. Cut two I delivered at work though.
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:43:53 PM EDT
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Umbilical cord that is. 3. twice J- |
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:46:19 PM EDT
Two kids, never cut the cord, nor did I want to. Also, "greatest day of your life" people have got to be joking. Being a a birth is overall pretty nasty
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:47:02 PM EDT
Zero, but just a few months out.
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:47:41 PM EDT
So I distinctly remember doing my hospital times when in paramedic school.
First birthing time, I get there and get dressed up in the gown and everything just as the baby is delivered. Fuck me if I hadn't read past delivering the baby yet in the book - and nobody fucking told me to expect anything else to come out ... especially not something that looked like what a placenta looks like.
Yeah, it was a bit of a shocker being in my early 20's and not having ever been around for births yet, let alone after-birth alien horror-movie stuff that had to come out next. |
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:51:44 PM EDT
Cut? None. Bit through 2.
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Posted: 8/23/2017 10:53:59 PM EDT
Once so far. 8/4/17
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Posted: 8/24/2017 6:59:29 AM EDT
Once, 2008.
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Posted: 8/24/2017 7:45:38 AM EDT
I'm a licensed midwife, so... yeah
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Posted: 8/24/2017 8:16:18 AM EDT
My first is due in January, will not be cutting. She does not want me even in the delivery room, let alone anywhere near all the action.
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Posted: 8/24/2017 8:17:24 AM EDT
Twice
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