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Posted: 8/23/2017 8:56:19 PM EDT
Umbilical cord that is. 3.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:57:25 PM EDT
[#1]
Once.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:57:43 PM EDT
[#2]
1.

Know when to say when.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 8:59:42 PM EDT
[#3]
They wouldn't let me use my at the time EDC Benchmade...so 0.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:00:45 PM EDT
[#4]
Thrice
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:01:35 PM EDT
[#5]
Never (thank God).
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:02:58 PM EDT
[#6]
I just let the doctor do it. It's like, they're getting paid, why should I do their job?
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:03:15 PM EDT
[#7]
Twice. 
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:04:19 PM EDT
[#8]
Never, and never will.

Had them cut my vas cords last month.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:04:48 PM EDT
[#9]
Once, a month ago today .
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:05:31 PM EDT
[#10]
Zero, and at 60 I doubt that's going to change.  Kind of a shame really, I've got great genes.  All white, smart and stuff.  
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:06:19 PM EDT
[#11]
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Congrats ! 4 more weeks you can make another !
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:06:26 PM EDT
[#12]
was going to use a Randall knife to do it, but the turn around was like 3 yrs...  clipped the cord once with hospital scissors...



and the OBGYN wouldn't give me the placenta....
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:06:59 PM EDT
[#13]
Only cord I'm interested in having cut is my vas def. I hate kids with a passion.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:08:08 PM EDT
[#14]
Just the  one.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:19:52 PM EDT
[#15]
Two
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:22:32 PM EDT
[#16]
Three
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:24:15 PM EDT
[#17]
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Umbilical cord that is. 3.
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Never a human but a few times on dogs and one cat
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:26:20 PM EDT
[#18]
I've just cut the cheese
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:29:45 PM EDT
[#19]
5


The Following Errors Were Found
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Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:39:27 PM EDT
[#20]
Once, second time the doctor beat me to it.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:43:35 PM EDT
[#21]
Once.

Felt like a thick rubber band.

Greatest day of my life .

No regerts. !!!!!
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:44:02 PM EDT
[#22]
4.  It's a feeling you never forget.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:48:23 PM EDT
[#23]
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Once.

Felt like a thick rubber band.

Greatest day of my life .

No regerts. !!!!!
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You spelled ragrets wrong


Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:49:39 PM EDT
[#24]
Once.

And that will be all.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 9:59:58 PM EDT
[#25]
One.  Gristley.

I almost passed out.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:02:55 PM EDT
[#26]
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:03:39 PM EDT
[#27]
Twice. One voted for Trump in November. The other isn't old enough yet, but will next time.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:05:20 PM EDT
[#28]
I paid a lot to have professionals do it twice. I didn't volunteer any other services there either like taking out the trash or getting the staff doughnuts.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:09:44 PM EDT
[#29]
5 kids and zero umbilical cord cuts.


If I could go back in time and do it all over again, I would have fought harder to stay out of the delivery room.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:10:22 PM EDT
[#30]
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Never, and never will.

Had them cut my vas cords last month.
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Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:10:51 PM EDT
[#31]
Have a kid, another on the way, don't need to cut
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:11:19 PM EDT
[#32]
Just once.

Best day of my life.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:12:37 PM EDT
[#33]
Four, and I made the same stupid joke each time.


"Doc, do you think it's a good idea for me to have the sharp thing around the baby?"

Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:12:54 PM EDT
[#34]
2-0
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:13:55 PM EDT
[#35]
3. Wanted to use my Buck knife all 3 times but got shot down..........
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:14:34 PM EDT
[#36]
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Congrats ! 4 more weeks you can make another !
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Two more weeks. Ask me how I know.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:17:09 PM EDT
[#37]
Disgusting, scary not for me.  What ever you got to do to maintain sanity I guess.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:19:19 PM EDT
[#38]
Twice.

Cut the the nuts after the second one.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:23:42 PM EDT
[#39]
Once. Child birth is the craziest shit in the world, and I've been to the sandbox.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:25:28 PM EDT
[#40]
Didn't cut either of my own.  Cut two I delivered at work though.  
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:43:53 PM EDT
[#41]
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twice

J-
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:46:19 PM EDT
[#42]
Two kids, never cut the cord, nor did I want to.  Also, "greatest day of your life" people have got to be joking.  Being a a birth is overall pretty nasty
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:47:02 PM EDT
[#43]
Zero, but just a few months out.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:47:41 PM EDT
[#44]
So I distinctly remember doing my hospital times when in paramedic school.

First birthing time, I get there and get dressed up in the gown and everything just as the baby is delivered.  Fuck me if I hadn't read past delivering the baby yet in the book - and nobody fucking told me to expect anything else to come out ... especially not something that looked like what a placenta looks like.





Yeah, it was a bit of a shocker being in my early 20's and not having ever been around for births yet, let alone after-birth alien horror-movie stuff that had to come out next.
Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:51:44 PM EDT
[#45]
Cut?  None. Bit through 2.  




Link Posted: 8/23/2017 10:53:59 PM EDT
[#46]
Once so far. 8/4/17
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 6:59:29 AM EDT
[#47]
Once, 2008.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 7:45:38 AM EDT
[#48]
I'm a licensed midwife, so... yeah
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 8:16:18 AM EDT
[#49]
My first is due in January, will not be cutting.  She does not want me even in the delivery room, let alone anywhere near all the action.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 8:17:24 AM EDT
[#50]
Twice
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