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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 12/19/2003 11:57:16 AM EDT
My earlier post, where I missed getting the SEC on TV.

I know I would have stared off into space(off center from the camera) with a big Ray Charles grin and told the TV reporter all about the SEC and the (not) training the Federation for the Visually Impared had given the little guy and yada yada yada.

I probably could have gone on for a full five minutes with the biggest crock in the world.

Of course, the payoff would be AFTER the broadcast when every relative of every blind person called the station to raise holy hell, and the TV folks had to admit that they had been conned.

Still, I KNOW I could have done it and kept a straight face. Anyone else out there feel they can keep a straight face?
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 12:02:11 PM EDT
[poker face] What in the hell are you talking about? [/poker face] -HS
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 12:21:15 PM EDT
The other day I was at the Home Depot, there was a female talking head doing a live "The snow is going to kill us all" broadcast and she was asking people wha tthey were stocking up on. I let her talk to me and responded that i was buying ammo, lots of ammo, as that was the only thing you really needed to survive, when I was done with my rant, I looked her in the eye and said "Nice Breasts". She gasped a bit and handed the broadcast back over to the station. She yelled at me the entire time i was walking back to my car. Very satisfying (WETM, channel 18, Elmira)
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 12:23:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hielo: The other day I was at the Home Depot, there was a female talking head doing a live "The snow is going to kill us all" broadcast and she was asking people wha tthey were stocking up on. I let her talk to me and responded that i was buying ammo, lots of ammo, as that was the only thing you really needed to survive, when I was done with my rant, I looked her in the eye and said "Nice Breasts". She gasped a bit and handed the broadcast back over to the station. She yelled at me the entire time i was walking back to my car. Very satisfying (WETM, channel 18, Elmira)
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Heh. Good one, [b]hielo[/b]!
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 12:26:49 PM EDT
Was she yelling at you asking if you wanted to see more?
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 12:34:14 PM EDT
I've done it. Not a complete snow job but I wasnt serious at all.
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 12:36:23 PM EDT
Nice breasts. God I love that line. Can I use it?
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 12:40:16 PM EDT
I was present(but not involved with) a firearm incident at a house once when I was in college...the local NBC affiliate showed up, and me and two other guys followed the reporter and cussed for almost 40 minutes nonstop until she left so they wouldn't have any usable footage. It worked.
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 12:48:05 PM EDT
Dad was a small town (600 folks) police chief. He would often have to deal with the local radio station about this or that. He found that adding a fuck or shit kept them from playing his "Interview" out of context quite well.
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 1:03:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By hielo: The other day I was at the Home Depot, there was a female talking head doing a live "The snow is going to kill us all" broadcast and she was asking people wha tthey were stocking up on. I let her talk to me and responded that i was buying ammo, lots of ammo, as that was the only thing you really needed to survive, when I was done with my rant, I looked her in the eye and said "Nice Breasts". She gasped a bit and handed the broadcast back over to the station. She yelled at me the entire time i was walking back to my car. Very satisfying (WETM, channel 18, Elmira)
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Excellent work.
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 4:19:43 PM EDT
Dude you could have sooooooooo gotten away with it. Here in Seattle the dumbass who turned in his girlfreind for running an escort service because she tried to keep a dog after breaking up is claiming that the dog is his service animal. It's a frikking miniature pinscher! [img]http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20031211/Jeffy_Jokey.jpg[/img] [url]http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/152023_prostitutefolo11.html[/url]
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 4:45:08 PM EDT
I think i could. Me and FNMI_Rifleman have been doing the sean connery voice lately. got it fomr the Saturday Night Live Celebity jeopardy skit. It's hillarious. Anywho.... we go through Taco bell drive up one night, and he dares me to do it. I place the whoel order, throw in a few cheesy quotes, and never break character. IT was hillarious. The fat bitch runnign the till prolly thought i was a tool, but it was worth it. "Suck it Trebek; Suck it long, and suck it hard."
Link Posted: 12/19/2003 4:54:03 PM EDT
I'd give my name as Abe Froman "The Sausage King of Chicago".
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