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Posted: 10/28/2006 4:16:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2006 4:19:02 PM EST by WSAR10_KB]
Im just curious too see how many people do this. Cause i kinda wanna get one. lol


Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:19:04 PM EST
Yep, escort service through the phone book about 10 years ago. She was very good looking, but i was to drunk to last long. Waste of money.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:20:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By Ninian:
Waste of money.

Correct answer.


The ground rules pretty much make it expensive masturbation.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:21:11 PM EST
Also note----


Being stationed in SEA and/or IndoChina doesn't (didn't) count because they're "Business Ladies"...

Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:21:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By Ninian:
Yep, escort service through the phone book about 10 years ago. She was very good looking, but i was to drunk to last long. Waste of money.


I don't understand an "escort service" how is that different from prostitution? how can they have an ad in the phone book?
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:21:39 PM EST
I don't have all of my shots.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:22:44 PM EST
Other than your sister?
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:22:46 PM EST
Go to Vegas.....they come on pretty strong there.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:23:25 PM EST

If I was ever so desperate to have sex that I would PAY some poor woman who was so desperate for money that she would sell herself (and who was likely sexually abused as a child - and has a high likelihood of having STDs), then I would seriously need to re-evaluate my life.

Just my opinion - worth what you paid for it.


Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:24:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
Other than your sister?


ZING!!!!!!!!

Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:25:01 PM EST
Never have, but I'm sure it's cheaper than datin'
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:25:06 PM EST
I have never slept with a hooker, but I met a crazy redhead that was so wild I disappeared from town for two days.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:25:10 PM EST
If it flys, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:25:20 PM EST
Usually its married men who use hookers. Not as many options as single men.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:26:52 PM EST
Not yet.

Danny

Almost 47 and never paid for it yet.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:27:59 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2006 4:29:47 PM EST by Dieselman]

Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:
If it flys, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent.


That's not too far from the truth. And no, never been with a hooker.


Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:29:03 PM EST
Define been
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:29:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By Minuteman419:
Not yet.

Danny

Almost 47 and never paid for it yet.



I am 25 and I know I have paid for all of it. You pay, you always pay.

Dinner, movies, flowers, cards, time.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:33:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By ffsparky26:

Originally Posted By Minuteman419:
Not yet.

Danny

Almost 47 and never paid for it yet.



I am 25 and I know I have paid for all of it. You pay, you always pay.

Dinner, movies, flowers, cards, time.



Hell even your dignity at times
Fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride, just dont want your friends to find out.

<­BR>But they always do!
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:33:45 PM EST

Originally Posted By ffsparky26:

Originally Posted By Minuteman419:
Not yet.

Danny

Almost 47 and never paid for it yet.



I am 25 and I know I have paid for all of it. You pay, you always pay.

Dinner, movies, flowers, cards, time.


You're right! I've been paying for it for as long as you are old. ( 25 years of marriage).

Danny
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:34:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By TheCynic:

Originally Posted By Ninian:
Waste of money.

Correct answer.


The ground rules pretty much make it expensive masturbation.


Not sure what you mean. I mean, you dont go into it expecting anything more, and if it wasn't better than masturbation no one in their right mind would pay for it.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:35:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By Noname:
Also note----


Being stationed in SEA and/or IndoChina doesn't (didn't) count because they're "Business Ladies"...



I've always preferred the term, "hostess."
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:35:33 PM EST
You don't pay 'em for sex.

You pay 'em to leave.

Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:37:17 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:37:58 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zakk_Wylde_470:
If it flys, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent.

Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:40:24 PM EST
No, but a hooker scared the shit out of me when she came outta nowhere while I was walking to a friend's house late at night.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:42:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:

Originally Posted By Noname:
Also note----


Being stationed in SEA and/or IndoChina doesn't (didn't) count because they're "Business Ladies"...



I've always preferred the term, "hostess."


No shit. Spend 24 months bouncing around the arm pits of the Western Pacific. Then turn up your nose at a "hostess".
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:42:06 PM EST

Originally Posted By Minuteman419:
Not yet.

Danny

Almost 47 and never paid for it yet.



lies, lies. hehe. if you have ever been with a woman you have paid for it whether you realize it or not
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:42:42 PM EST
Being stationed on the north part of Okinawa Japan on a marine grunt base basicly in BFE, drove me to desperate measures.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:43:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
No, but a hooker scared the shit out of me when she came outta nowhere while I was walking to a friend's house late at night.



then what happened?
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:45:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
if i'd gotten a hooker instead of my ex wife i'd still own a house. it would have been MUCH cheaper and MUCH more enjoyable.


ex wives suxors. not all i guess but man once out of the relationship you look back and think wtf. a hooker wuld have done nicely and cut out all the other bs.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:45:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By Swindle1984:
No, but a hooker scared the shit out of me when she came outta nowhere while I was walking to a friend's house late at night.


She smoke weed ?
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:52:45 PM EST
Do third world hookers count?
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:55:12 PM EST
If you marry a woman and she ends up with a lot of your money after the divorce, does that count?

I think it does.



CJ

Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:56:16 PM EST
You pay, you always pay.

True love is the most expensive commodity in the world.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:56:42 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2006 5:02:26 PM EST by JonnySak]


eta - although technically she was a stripper
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 4:58:13 PM EST
not that i am aware of
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:09:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:

Originally Posted By Noname:
Also note----


Being stationed in SEA and/or IndoChina doesn't (didn't) count because they're "Business Ladies"...



I've always preferred the term, "hostess."


I spent 80-85 WesPac...The LBFM's aren't really hookers per se and even if they are, it was oh, so , affordable. You could take $20 outside the gate at Subic and get a nice meal, drunk and laid and still have change. I would never pay what the escorts stateside want to charge.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:10:19 PM EST


One of my ex-g/f's became a pro years later and another one became a nun, so I guess my book's balanced.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:15:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By ktrout01:

Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:

Originally Posted By Noname:
Also note----


Being stationed in SEA and/or IndoChina doesn't (didn't) count because they're "Business Ladies"...



I've always preferred the term, "hostess."


I spent 80-85 WesPac...The LBFM's aren't really hookers per se and even if they are, it was oh, so , affordable. You could take $20 outside the gate at Subic and get a nice meal, drunk and laid and still have change. I would never pay what the escorts stateside want to charge.


Damn, inflation has sure taken its toll. It's damn near 60 bucks these days.

Still cheaper than a dinnner for two stateside, but I digress.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:22:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By ktrout01:

Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:

Originally Posted By Noname:
Also note----


Being stationed in SEA and/or IndoChina doesn't (didn't) count because they're "Business Ladies"...



I've always preferred the term, "hostess."


I spent 80-85 WesPac...The LBFM's aren't really hookers per se and even if they are, it was oh, so , affordable. You could take $20 outside the gate at Subic and get a nice meal, drunk and laid and still have change. I would never pay what the escorts stateside want to charge.


82 - 88 at San Miguel, Philippines,, HELL yeah. How could you not love those LBFM's $20 was about right for beer and a hooker escort!
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:23:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By Minuteman419:
Not yet.

Danny

Almost 47 and never paid for it yet.


Well...I go by the old adage, "If you're not paying for it, you're paying for it"
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:26:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By CZ75_9MM:
Do third world hookers count?


Yes, but only in $10 incriments.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:27:03 PM EST
Never have, never will.

Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:30:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By El_Kabong:

One of my ex-g/f's became a pro years later and another one became a nun, so I guess my book's balanced.


CLASSIC....
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:33:49 PM EST
Hookers are on street corners. so no.
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:41:46 PM EST
DEFINE HOOKER
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:43:39 PM EST
Does yer mom count? All she costed was a beer.


Link Posted: 10/28/2006 5:44:01 PM EST
IBTGS

(In Before The God Squad)

Link Posted: 10/28/2006 6:03:41 PM EST
Does it count if it was in Mexico?
Link Posted: 10/28/2006 6:10:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By Screech:

Originally Posted By ktrout01:

Originally Posted By Bohr_Adam:

Originally Posted By Noname:
Also note----


Being stationed in SEA and/or IndoChina doesn't (didn't) count because they're "Business Ladies"...



I've always preferred the term, "hostess."


I spent 80-85 WesPac...The LBFM's aren't really hookers per se and even if they are, it was oh, so , affordable. You could take $20 outside the gate at Subic and get a nice meal, drunk and laid and still have change. I would never pay what the escorts stateside want to charge.


82 - 88 at San Miguel, Philippines,, HELL yeah. How could you not love those LBFM's $20 was about right for beer and a hooker escort!


I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of said escorts in or arould Olongapo City, Nor do I remember exactly how much Mammason charged...

My 10 trips and TAD to Marine Barracks Subic Bay are pretty much a blurrrrrrrr

But I had FUN
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