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Posted: 3/10/2015 2:10:35 PM EDT
Who admits to being the highest elected official on here?
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 2:11:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/10/2015 2:13:18 PM EDT
[#2]
I think we used to have a Congressman on here
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 2:13:43 PM EDT
[#3]
NRA Board Member?
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 2:18:23 PM EDT
[#4]
I am Diane Feinstein.  Your comments about me get me wet and I 'sturb to GD daily using a live 50 cal round.

Not really, I can't even say that with a straight face.
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 2:18:30 PM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 3:15:34 PM EDT
[#6]
Does Mayor of Titty City count?
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 3:16:30 PM EDT
[#7]
I am the future King of the United States of 'murica.
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 3:17:49 PM EDT
[#8]

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I think most elected officials where I am are high.
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Who admits to being the highest elected official on here?




I think most elected officials where I am are high.
I don't think most of them are smart enough to inhale.

 
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 3:22:20 PM EDT
[#9]
That would be liking answering a phone survey if you have any guns in the house.

Not many, if any, are going to admit it.
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 3:23:31 PM EDT
[#10]
I may or may not be a sitting US Senator.

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Link Posted: 3/10/2015 3:41:48 PM EDT
[#12]
Well, I have plans to crown myself King and Warlord of the North MS Fiefdom after the SHTF. I'll allow Saddam Hussein style elections where 100% of my "loyal" serfs love me and vote for me....or else.
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 3:46:26 PM EDT
[#13]
I'm the King of Jupiter....but I wasn't elected.
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 3:47:57 PM EDT
[#14]
       double tap...lag between Jupiter and Erf.  

 
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 3:48:03 PM EDT
[#15]
Mayor of Pound Town
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 3:49:27 PM EDT
[#16]
Mayor of Munchkinland
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 3:49:43 PM EDT
[#17]
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[#18]
The way the natives are here, do you really think any elected official is going to make himself known?
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[#19]
People tried to make me a king once.

But in my own way, I am King.
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 3:53:33 PM EDT
[#20]
Johnny Reno should be....id vote for him
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 3:54:34 PM EDT
[#21]
Elections please...those are for suckers
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 3:54:44 PM EDT
[#22]
We have at least one in CT. Im not going to call him out, but he has done it many times himself.
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 3:54:54 PM EDT
[#23]
I'm the Emperor of Antarctica.
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 3:55:04 PM EDT
[#24]
We only have erection officials here.

Link Posted: 3/10/2015 3:55:32 PM EDT
[#25]
I'm on my local road commission...what now! Oh yeah its a volunteer spot annnd I don't get paid
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 3:56:14 PM EDT
[#26]
I stayed at Holiday Inn Express last night, so I am anything I want to be.
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[#27]
I am the Mayor of Simpleton.
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 4:00:31 PM EDT
[#28]
IDK,

There has to be some politically connected people though.



Link Posted: 3/10/2015 4:02:25 PM EDT
[#29]
<--- FBHO's troll account
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 4:04:37 PM EDT
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." - Groucho Marx
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 4:09:22 PM EDT
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[#32]
I'm the master of my domain.


ETA: Nope, I'm out.
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 4:10:28 PM EDT
[#33]
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Methinks a 120mm would be too, um, "small".
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 4:12:03 PM EDT
[#34]
I almost got elected as an officer of the National Honor society in high school. I lost.
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 4:12:37 PM EDT
[#35]
There was a member here who was elected to Congress last November.
You figure out who he is cuz I ain't saying!
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 4:14:28 PM EDT
[#36]
A judge on here.

Might be elected or at least approved by ballot after initial appointment.

My cousin is a judge and he didn't want his picture on arfcom.
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 4:15:31 PM EDT
[#37]
I was appointed and then later elected, and re-elected.  I'm official.  A member at large.  I am a very low level non-government official.






/with a large member.
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 4:15:32 PM EDT
[#38]
A bunch of HOA board members are one here.
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 4:17:30 PM EDT
[#39]
For the sake of their political careers, I hope none.
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 4:29:41 PM EDT
[#40]
There's a county sheriff on here, his screen name is "xxxxxsheriff".

I forget the name of the cnty; it was down South somewhere?
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 4:52:38 PM EDT
[#41]
I'm the dog catcher of the county
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[#42]
My butt itches.
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 4:55:51 PM EDT
[#43]
I know of a (recently former) state circuit court judge.
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 4:56:32 PM EDT
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     I was elected Capt Idiot at my table this weekend at the bar. Does that count?


Link Posted: 3/10/2015 5:00:08 PM EDT
[#45]
There's at least one city council member from a town in Colorado here.  Surprised me when he mentioned the site and a few handles.  I forget his name.  And his handle.  And what town.

You're welcome, [redacted].
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  Every judge I have known was a whack job in real life.


  I used to play golf with this one. Every time he would sink a long putt, he would skip around the green with the putter sticking up between his legs, jacking it off like a giant dick. Hollering wup, wup, wup wup. Of course, this was before social media caught on.





Link Posted: 3/10/2015 5:03:11 PM EDT
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If I was an elected official, I would try to sneak in some ARFisims into my speeches and bills.

You know, like "Four score and 87 years ago"...

or

"Mr President, what will America's reaction be to the next terrorist attack on our soil"
Me- "Well, first, we would blade at .45..."

Link Posted: 3/10/2015 5:03:47 PM EDT
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  Every judge I have known was a whack job in real life.


  I used to play golf with this one. Every time he would sink a long putt, he would skip around the green with the putter sticking up between his legs, jacking it off like a giant dick. Hollering wup, wup, wup wup. Of course, this was before social media caught on.





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  Every judge I have known was a whack job in real life.


  I used to play golf with this one. Every time he would sink a long putt, he would skip around the green with the putter sticking up between his legs, jacking it off like a giant dick. Hollering wup, wup, wup wup. Of course, this was before social media caught on.








Everybody does that when it's par or birdie in a social round.



Link Posted: 3/10/2015 5:04:32 PM EDT
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  Every judge I have known was a whack job in real life.


  I used to play golf with this one. Every time he would sink a long putt, he would skip around the green with the putter sticking up between his legs, jacking it off like a giant dick. Hollering wup, wup, wup wup. Of course, this was before social media caught on.





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I know of a (recently former) state circuit court judge.


  Every judge I have known was a whack job in real life.


  I used to play golf with this one. Every time he would sink a long putt, he would skip around the green with the putter sticking up between his legs, jacking it off like a giant dick. Hollering wup, wup, wup wup. Of course, this was before social media caught on.






Finally, a man of the people.
Link Posted: 3/10/2015 5:14:04 PM EDT
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There was a member here who was elected to Congress last November.

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Is he from Arkansas?

 
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