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Posted: 9/13/2004 6:38:31 AM EST
[liberal pansy]I was so scared when I heard that once again people could attach those evil bayonets to their rifles. I'm sure the streets are going to be flooded with the blood of people stabbed by those things at the hands of crazy gang members, drug dealers and pissed off postal workers. Ohhhh, I am so scared, what will I ever do? In fact, I am so scared I've soiled my pants several times and have put on the most heavy duty layer of chain mail I can find! Ohhhhhhh the humanity![/liberal pansy]
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:40:19 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/13/2004 6:42:13 AM EST by wedge1082]

How many drive-by bayonet incidents have there been so far today?

I did four this morning just because I could.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:40:53 AM EST
Dang, I saw three of 'em crossing the road this morning. If I hadn't hit the brakes, they would have got my radiator for sure.

They're everywhere, they're everywhere!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:42:15 AM EST
I managed to squeeze in two on the way to court this morning.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:43:12 AM EST
Ha. Not only have I not seen **any** drive by bayonettings, here is a list of things I have not seen:

• Streets flowing red with blood
• People trying to sell me Uzis and AK47s from their car trunks
• Uncontrollably bullet hoses shooting on their own

I am very disappointed! happy to report this!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:45:31 AM EST
5!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:46:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By markm:
5!



You always have to one up me don't you.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:50:21 AM EST
I cut my finger with my switch blade earlier tonight, does that count?
Damn Benchmade Auto Stryker.
-Steve
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:51:55 AM EST
Haven't gotten around to it yet.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 6:55:08 AM EST
eleventy billion drive by bayonettings so far!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:00:26 AM EST
Well, some streets are flowing with blood today!

ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=273713
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:07:31 AM EST
None. But I did see a little girl on the beach with an M60.

Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:11:57 AM EST
I almost cut myself with metal sheers...does that count?
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:14:31 AM EST
I have lost count. The streets are slick with blood.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:15:22 AM EST
Don't know anything about all the carnage with the bayonettes, but we've had 7 rifle-launched grenadings in my subdivision alone – and the day ain't over yet...
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:19:54 AM EST
I'll be on the look out for them on the way home from work.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:24:53 AM EST
i've only got 2, but the day ain't over yet.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:25:24 AM EST
I was almost stabbed twice on the freeway this morning, and someone tried to hit me with their collapsable buttstock when I got out of my car at the gas station. While in the parking lot at work, I was struck in the shin by a flash suppresor, and tripped over a "High Capacity Clip" in the parking lot.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:26:41 AM EST
Someone just used the fromt sling swivel of their AR to launch a grenade through my office window at work.

Even worse, they collapsed their stock while doing it.

I feel faint.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:28:32 AM EST
Don't forget about them flash hiders...

Them prongs are sharp! (to a liberal)


- BG
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:35:18 AM EST

Originally Posted By Skibane:
Don't know anything about all the carnage with the bayonettes, but we've had 7 rifle-launched grenadings in my subdivision alone – and the day ain't over yet...



Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:36:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By BigJ491:
I was struck in the shin by a flash suppresor, and tripped over a "High Capacity Clip" in the parking lot.



You have one of my cards?
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:45:37 AM EST
Well the day is just starting for me ... I'm night shift. Since I don't have to work today, give me a bit to see if I can get my hands on a bayonet and I'll report back later.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:47:36 AM EST
Haven't seen any drive by bayonettings, but the assault weapons roaming my neighborhood all seem pretty friendly. I put out a bowl of gun oil and some .223 for them because I didn't want them all going hungry until they find homes, and I allready filled up my safe. I saw a few of them playing tag with the children in the street this morning, and on of them brought me a dead mouse as a trophy.
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 7:59:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:

Originally Posted By BigJ491:
I was struck in the shin by a flash suppresor, and tripped over a "High Capacity Clip" in the parking lot.



You have one of my cards?



Maybe i'm slow today...i don't get it....
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:05:11 AM EST

Haven't seen any drive by bayonettings, but the assault weapons roaming my neighborhood all seem pretty friendly. I put out a bowl of gun oil and some .223 for them because I didn't want them all going hungry until they find homes, and I allready filled up my safe. I saw a few of them playing tag with the children in the street this morning, and on of them brought me a dead mouse as a trophy.



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THATS F'N FUNNY RIGHT THAR!!
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:10:20 AM EST
I couldn't tell you because I'm at school waiting for the ice cream truck...
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:17:25 AM EST
I caught this fucker stalking me....

Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:20:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By cat_aclysm:
Haven't seen any drive by bayonettings, but the assault weapons roaming my neighborhood all seem pretty friendly. I put out a bowl of gun oil and some .223 for them because I didn't want them all going hungry until they find homes, and I allready filled up my safe. I saw a few of them playing tag with the children in the street this morning, and on of them brought me a dead mouse as a trophy.



ROFL THATS GREAT... I think i'm going to go put some .308 out for the bigger boys
Link Posted: 9/13/2004 8:20:20 AM EST
... Yeah, and where's this damn flood?
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