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Posted: 11/21/2012 6:16:11 PM EST
I have a solid 5. Four of them are women, and one of them is a man.

Woman #1 - always bitches about men not treating her right and how much she hates them, yet she meets 'the one' every other week at some jerkwater bar.

Woman #2 - always posts borderline suicidal posts about how bad life is for whatever mundane reason of the day she finds. Einstein Bagels put the wrong cream cheese on her bagel - life sucks and she wants to die. Lost her favorite shoes - she wants to die. Guy at the gym no longer in her yoga class - she must die.

Woman #3 - tries to out vulgar Max Hardcore by talking about her sordid love life and the shit she does. She often wonders why she can't have a normal relationship.

Woman #4 - someone is always breaking her heart and she is destined to be alone forever.

Man #1 - Cycles between posting up Motivational posters of kitties and other shit with messages like, "hang in there" and random, weird, borderline scary shit that would make Patrick Bateman from American Psycho think,, "Wow - that guy has some serious fucking problems..."

Yours?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:17:40 PM EST
0, if somebody starts being a weirdo our drama queen they get deleted with a quickness.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:18:54 PM EST
No Facebook therefore no FB drama llamas.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:18:54 PM EST
Crazy ass drama queens for the most part. They are all trying to look like they lead a rockstar life. When in fact, they are homely and bored.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:18:56 PM EST
Hmmmm let's just think a minute.......NONE cause I dont subscribe to the facebook fantasy....
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:20:14 PM EST
Originally Posted By digitalebola:
No Facebook therefore no FB drama llamas.


Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:21:42 PM EST
No FB therefore no drama llamas!
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:23:46 PM EST
2007-2010 is over bro............ you still fb?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:23:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By digitalebola:
No Facebook therefore no FB drama llamas.


Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:24:29 PM EST
Not as many as I would like.

Trolling "friends" on facebook is one of my favorite "I've got five minutes to kill, what should I do?" pastimes.


Of course a lot of my posts get deleted...then eventually I get deleted, hence why I said not as many as I would like.


Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:24:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By dubBinSEA:
2007-2010 is over bro............ you still fb?

Easy way to chat with people at different jobs while at work.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:26:40 PM EST
Originally Posted By poink:

Originally Posted By dubBinSEA:
2007-2010 is over bro............ you still fb?

Easy way to chat with people at different jobs while at work.


mkay .... then you should pintrest too
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:26:46 PM EST
Sister-in-law. She wrote some lesbian gothic romance novel and just posted some white guilt thanksgiving crap today. She is close to being deleted.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:27:00 PM EST
Originally Posted By poink:

Originally Posted By dubBinSEA:
2007-2010 is over bro............ you still fb?

Easy way to chat with people at different jobs while at work.


There's a new thing called text, maybe check it out yo......
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:28:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By Stegadeth:
Sister-in-law. She wrote some lesbian gothic romance novel and just posted some white guilt thanksgiving crap today. She is close to being deleted.

Sounds like your brother is probably getting some threeways here and there.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:34:54 PM EST
Few to none. My tolerance level is low and I periodically purge FB like Stalin after a vodka binge.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 6:36:12 PM EST
Whats Facebook?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:02:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By poink:

Originally Posted By Stegadeth:
Sister-in-law. She wrote some lesbian gothic romance novel and just posted some white guilt thanksgiving crap today. She is close to being deleted.

Sounds like your brother is probably getting some threeways here and there.

Wife's sister. She's just chock full of WTF. Guy she is married to is, I think, either a transvestite or some sort of transsexual.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:03:41 PM EST
0........don't have facebook.

no facebook, no drama llamas.

see how that works?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:05:44 PM EST
Quite a few. But I am not on there much so it doesn't concern me. Except for when it gives me a damn good laugh because of either A. what they post, or B. that they even post that type of stuff on the internet.

I've also got a girl that has been engaged and disengaged 3 times in the last year. With each time she talks about how awesome they are and shows off the ring and then one day shes onto the next. I keep thinking "Geeze lady your male picking skills are the suck."
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:27:35 PM EST
Zero, I'm not on facebook
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:32:42 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:33:49 PM EST
I'll tell you who gets removed pretty damn quick: those people (exclusively chicks in my case) who stroll through the FB pages loaded with posters and 'share' every fucking one. Check out your news feed?? Tough shit, you have to scroll through pages upon pages of those damned things. Their pages are hopeless. Those 1-2 quasi important one line tid-bits of info on your page? "Mother died, here's the funeral info" or "Party tonight with all the free beer and nekkid women you can handle!" Totally lost amid all the non-funny crap!

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:34:18 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:39:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 7:39:41 PM EST by E-Mag]
Originally Posted By Stegadeth:
Sister-in-law. She wrote some lesbian gothic romance novel and just posted some white guilt thanksgiving crap today. She is close to being deleted.






Let me guess it was this pic but with "hay we just met you and this might is crazy but we're gonna rape your home land so pass the gravy"


Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:39:15 PM EST
Yeah there are a few. I have a ton of business customers on my Facebook account.. so I get to hear all sorts of trash. I've started hiding the most obnoxious ones because I'd lose it if I read their tripe on a regular basis.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:40:06 PM EST

If you have a facebook and you are over 25, you are a drama llama.

Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:40:07 PM EST
Is this going to turn into another "im too cool for social media but I have a shitload of posts on arfcom" thread?
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:45:42 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 7:46:11 PM EST by RedDane]
Originally Posted By Hollands1:

If you have a facebook and you are over 25, you are a drama llama.



You've definitely got it figured out.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:50:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By Chromekilla:
Quite a few. But I am not on there much so it doesn't concern me. Except for when it gives me a damn good laugh because of either A. what they post, or B. that they even post that type of stuff on the internet.

I've also got a girl that has been engaged and disengaged 3 times in the last year. With each time she talks about how awesome they are and shows off the ring and then one day shes onto the next. I keep thinking "Geeze lady your male picking skills are the suck."


This. The few that I have on, if I'm not in a mood for FSA idiocy, I just use this thing called a ~scroll wheel~ on the mouse. Sometimes its fun to slay them with facts though.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:52:18 PM EST
Enough that I'm thinking about deleting my FB account.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:57:51 PM EST
ffb
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:58:20 PM EST
Originally Posted By w15ly:
0, if somebody starts being a weirdo our drama queen they get deleted with a quickness.


Same here. I've unfriended people that I knew for 30+ years for being stupid.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 7:59:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By Truth2882:
Is this going to turn into another "im too cool for social media but I have a shitload of posts on arfcom" thread?

Too late The best are the girls who never type out their S.O.'s name. When they break up within a month a bunch of posts with the words "him" in it looks a lot better then "Kyle".

Second best is the tough condescending girl act "Why are guys so fake!" "If you can't handle my child and my life, you cant enjoy me!" This was about 1 week before i seen her at a party laying in the bathroom crying with shit running down her pants while throwing up into a toilet.

Last is the Muslim girl who JUST HAS TO USE an Arab/Muslim doctor now she is on her third corrective gastric bypass and complains about her energy and diet every day, i keep her on my list to see if she lost any weight... its been 3 years


Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:03:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 8:04:39 PM EST by Chromekilla]
Originally Posted By Hollands1:

If you have a facebook and you are over 25, you are a drama llama.



I couldn't disagree more. It is just as much of a tool as anything else. That is just the same as saying if yound have a car you are going to drink and drive, or if you have a gun you are crazy and going to kill someone. It is all in the use of the proper use of the tool. If you only accept who you want to accept and know what is a good idea to post and what isn't you are good to go.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:14:45 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 8:18:50 PM EST by Stegadeth]

Originally Posted By E-Mag:
Originally Posted By Stegadeth:
Sister-in-law. She wrote some lesbian gothic romance novel and just posted some white guilt thanksgiving crap today. She is close to being deleted.






Let me guess it was this pic but with "hay we just met you and this might is crazy but we're gonna rape your home land so pass the gravy"


Nope: http://tinyurl.com/aozyzbb

Cold on purpose.

I'll be. She took the white guilt post down.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:17:53 PM EST
Originally Posted By digitalebola:
No Facebook therefore no FB drama llamas.


+1
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:28:00 PM EST
I figure that if I had a Facebook account that there would be a whole hell of a lot of people that I don't care to speak with wanting to get in touch.This I why I don't do the FB.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:31:52 PM EST
Yeah, and it's most always women. I've deleted some, ignore the others.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:32:45 PM EST
None.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:35:14 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 8:35:47 PM EST by retgarr]
Originally Posted By Hollands1:

If you have a facebook and you are over 25, you are a drama llama.



Make sure you wear your best black turtleneck when you tell us how you're too mature and cool for facebook. Tomorrow you can tell us how you don't even watch tv.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 8:42:26 PM EST
Originally Posted By bluetick357:
I figure that if I had a Facebook account that there would be a whole hell of a lot of people that I don't care to speak with wanting to get in touch.This I why I don't do the FB.


It is possible to make your profile invisible to search.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 9:09:34 PM EST
1. I keep her friended just because it makes me feel superior to read her posts. She alternates between posting about how poor they are (he is on SS, she works fast food), and whining about how insurance wont pay for her to get pregnancy aids
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 10:03:19 PM EST
I block their posts. Deleted them in the past, but they always send another request.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 10:08:31 PM EST
I quit the FB in Jan. of 2012
I had around 200 posts on arf at that time.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 10:11:07 PM EST
Originally Posted By poink:
Man #1 - Cycles between posting up Motivational posters of kitties and other shit with messages like, "hang in there" and random, weird, borderline scary shit that would make Patrick Bateman from American Psycho think,, "Wow - that guy has some serious fucking problems..."


That dude sounds like a fun guy.

If I were on FB, I'd probably do stuff like that.
Link Posted: 11/21/2012 10:26:55 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/21/2012 10:27:18 PM EST by Agent_Funky]
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 2:21:44 AM EST
Originally Posted By Hollands1:

If you have a facebook and you are over 25, you are a drama llama.



I'm 42 and have a fb account. It is useful to me because my 75 year old retired mother is on fb. She gets bored and before she got a home computer and fb she would call at random times to talk about trivia. Now I post pics of the grandkids and reply to her posts once and awhile; now I'm only on the phone with her once a week. So, yeah, it's a useful tool for my purposes.
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 2:23:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By AR15fan:
Originally Posted By digitalebola:
No Facebook therefore no FB drama llamas.



Yep, since the entire purpose of FB is to be the center of the universe, why is OP surprised by finding drama llamas, that is what it is for!
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 2:48:43 AM EST
mine is filled with mostly patriots that love God, guns and Country and only 4 liberals, its actually a lot saner then ARFCOM that is overrun by Libs, DUers, and cock posters
Link Posted: 11/22/2012 2:51:12 AM EST
OP, I need a link to Woman # 3
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