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Posted: 8/14/2011 8:23:13 AM EDT
81

OP starts a thread on how the girlfriend told him to change a bulb that is out in the house.  He can't reach it and does not have a ladder.

first post to tell OP a blown light bulb ended his 1st marriage

4 to demand pics of GF

7 will tell the OP to eject

1 grammar Nazi to correct the OP

5 to tell OP that he must replace the bulb with incandescent not the swirly bulbs in vogue.

2 to tell OP he should horde incandescent bulbs.

4 post on how Ron Paul can  change a bulb better than any one

7 to blame Obama for burnt out bulb

3 to ironically post Bush's fault

13 to post Fuck Obama now that his name is included

10 to tell the OP if John Browning designed the light bulb he would not have this problem

10 to tell the OP if Gaston Glock designed the light bulb he would not have this problem

4 to tell the OP if H&K had built the light bulb he would not have this problem

1 to bragg about how he could hit said light bulb at 500 yard with iron sights using his Century CA-15

3 to not read anything simply show up and post use a potato

7 more grammar Nazis to correct randomly misspelled/ mispuctuated post

2 post to grammar nazi the above grammar nazi post

1 moderator to lock the thread because the OP used the word "screw" in his thread title.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 8:23:58 AM EDT
[#1]
Quoted:
81

OP starts a thread on how the girlfriend told him to change a bulb that is out in the house.  He can't reach it and does not have a ladder.

first post to tell OP a blown light bulb ended his 1st marriage

4 to demand pics of GF

7 will tell the OP to eject

1 grammar Nazi to correct the OP

5 to tell OP that he must replace the bulb with incandescent not the swirly bulbs in vogue.

2 to tell OP he should horde incandescent bulbs.

4 post on how Ron Paul can  change a bulb better than any one

7 to blame Obama for burnt out bulb

3 to ironically post Bush's fault

13 to post Fuck Obama now that his name is included

10 to tell the OP if John Browning designed the light bulb he would not have this problem

10 to tell the OP if Gaston Glock designed the light bulb he would not have this problem

4 to tell the OP if H&K had built the light bulb he would not have this problem

1 to bragg about how he could hit said light bulb at 500 yard with iron sights using his Century CA-15

3 to not read anything simply show up and post use a potato

7 more grammar Nazis to correct randomly misspelled/ mispuctuated post

2 post to grammar nazi the above grammar nazi post

1 moderator to lock the thread because the OP used the word "screw" in his thread title.


Should be capitalized.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 8:27:35 AM EDT
[#2]



Quoted:



Quoted:

81



OP starts a thread on how the girlfriend told him to change a bulb that is out in the house.  He can't reach it and does not have a ladder.



first post to tell OP a blown light bulb ended his 1st marriage



4 to demand pics of GF



7 will tell the OP to eject



1 grammar Nazi to correct the OP



5 to tell OP that he must replace the bulb with incandescent not the swirly bulbs in vogue.



2 to tell OP he should horde incandescent bulbs.



4 post on how Ron Paul can  change a bulb better than any one



7 to blame Obama for burnt out bulb



3 to ironically post Bush's fault



13 to post Fuck Obama now that his name is included



10 to tell the OP if John Browning designed the light bulb he would not have this problem



10 to tell the OP if Gaston Glock designed the light bulb he would not have this problem



4 to tell the OP if H&K had built the light bulb he would not have this problem



1 to bragg about how he could hit said light bulb at 500 yard with iron sights using his Century CA-15



3 to not read anything simply show up and post use a potato



7 more grammar Nazis to correct randomly misspelled/ mispuctuated post



2 post to grammar nazi the above grammar nazi post



1 moderator to lock the thread because the OP used the word "screw" in his thread title.





Should be capitalized.






 
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 8:27:46 AM EDT
[#3]



Quoted:



Quoted:

81



OP starts a thread on how the girlfriend told him to change a bulb that is out in the house.  He can't reach it and does not have a ladder.



first post to tell OP a blown light bulb ended his 1st marriage



4 to demand pics of GF



7 will tell the OP to eject



1 grammar Nazi to correct the OP



5 to tell OP that he must replace the bulb with incandescent not the swirly bulbs in vogue.



2 to tell OP he should horde incandescent bulbs.



4 post on how Ron Paul can  change a bulb better than any one



7 to blame Obama for burnt out bulb



3 to ironically post Bush's fault



13 to post Fuck Obama now that his name is included



10 to tell the OP if John Browning designed the light bulb he would not have this problem



10 to tell the OP if Gaston Glock designed the light bulb he would not have this problem



4 to tell the OP if H&K had built the light bulb he would not have this problem



1 to bragg about how he could hit said light bulb at 500 yard with iron sights using his Century CA-15



3 to not read anything simply show up and post use a potato



7 more grammar Nazis to correct randomly misspelled/ mispuctuated post



2 post to grammar nazi the above grammar nazi post



1 moderator to lock the thread because the OP used the word "screw" in his thread title.





Should be capitalized.




 
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 8:29:43 AM EDT
[#4]



Quoted:



Quoted:

81



OP starts a thread on how the girlfriend told him to change a bulb that is out in the house.  He can't reach it and does not have a ladder.



first post to tell OP a blown light bulb ended his 1st marriage



4 to demand pics of GF



7 will tell the OP to eject



1 grammar Nazi to correct the OP



5 to tell OP that he must replace the bulb with incandescent not the swirly bulbs in vogue.



2 to tell OP he should horde incandescent bulbs.



4 post on how Ron Paul can  change a bulb better than any one



7 to blame Obama for burnt out bulb



3 to ironically post Bush's fault



13 to post Fuck Obama now that his name is included



10 to tell the OP if John Browning designed the light bulb he would not have this problem



10 to tell the OP if Gaston Glock designed the light bulb he would not have this problem



4 to tell the OP if H&K had built the light bulb he would not have this problem



1 to bragg about how he could hit said light bulb at 500 yard with iron sights using his Century CA-15



3 to not read anything simply show up and post use a potato



7 more grammar Nazis to correct randomly misspelled/ mispuctuated post



2 post to grammar nazi the above grammar nazi post



1 moderator to lock the thread because the OP used the word "screw" in his thread title.





Should be capitalized.






 
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 8:33:49 AM EDT
[#5]
Forgot asking for MS paint
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 8:36:57 AM EDT
[#6]
Pics of GF or gtfo
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 8:37:39 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Forgot asking for MS paint


6 asking for MS Paint

87!
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 8:38:19 AM EDT
[#8]
Seriously, MS Paint and pics of GF requests should get you to, I dunno, EIGHTY-SEVEN AT LEAST!



ETA RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Link Posted: 8/14/2011 8:38:53 AM EDT
[#9]
Also forgot blade at 45 and "YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY INCANDESCENT!"
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 8:39:01 AM EDT
[#10]
OLD dupe..

Link Posted: 8/14/2011 8:39:09 AM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
81

OP starts a thread on how the girlfriend told him to change a bulb that is out in the house.  He can't reach it and does not have a ladder.

first post to tell OP a blown light bulb ended his 1st marriage

4 to demand pics of GF

7 will tell the OP to eject

1 grammar Nazi to correct the OP

5 to tell OP that he must replace the bulb with incandescent not the swirly bulbs in vogue.

2 to tell OP he should horde incandescent bulbs.

4 post on how Ron Paul can  change a bulb better than any one

7 to blame Obama for burnt out bulb

3 to ironically post Bush's fault

13 to post Fuck Obama now that his name is included

10 to tell the OP if John Browning designed the light bulb he would not have this problem

10 to tell the OP if Gaston Glock designed the light bulb he would not have this problem

4 to tell the OP if H&K had built the light bulb he would not have this problem

1 to bragg about how he could hit said light bulb at 500 yard with iron sights using his Century CA-15

3 to not read anything simply show up and post use a potato

7 more grammar Nazis to correct randomly misspelled/ mispuctuated post

2 post to grammar nazi the above grammar nazi post

1 moderator to lock the thread because the OP used the word "screw" in his thread title.


Should be capitalized.


Should have caught the other error.  
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 8:42:27 AM EDT
[#12]
Probably two asking where the poll is for type of bulb and wattage.



One reminding OP he forgot the 'pie' option.



90
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 8:43:06 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Forgot asking for MS paint


6 asking for MS Paint

87!


And we have the winner!  The person that took the time to read and then count said people to verify the accurate number.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 8:45:34 AM EDT
[#14]



Quoted:


81



OP starts a thread on how the girlfriend told him to change a bulb that is out in the house.  He can't reach it and does not have a ladder.



first post to tell OP a blown light bulb ended his 1st marriage



4 to demand pics of GF



7 will tell the OP to eject



1 grammar Nazi to correct the OP



5 to tell OP that he must replace the bulb with incandescent not the swirly bulbs in vogue.



2 to tell OP he should horde incandescent bulbs.



4 post on how Ron Paul can  change a bulb better than any one



7 to blame Obama for burnt out bulb



3 to ironically post Bush's fault



13 to post Fuck Obama now that his name is included



10 to tell the OP if John Browning designed the light bulb he would not have this problem



10 to tell the OP if Gaston Glock designed the light bulb he would not have this problem



4 to tell the OP if H&K had built the light bulb he would not have this problem



1 to bragg about how he could hit said light bulb at 500 yard with iron sights using his Century CA-15



3 to not read anything simply show up and post use a potato



7 more grammar Nazis to correct randomly misspelled/ mispuctuated post



2 post to grammar nazi the above grammar nazi post



1 moderator to lock the thread because the OP used the word "screw" in his thread title.

QFT





 
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 8:52:31 AM EDT
[#15]
What is the twist rate?
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:16:46 AM EDT
[#16]
The question is an oxymoron. Everyone knows ARFCOMers don't use light bulbs, that's what NV is for!
Tomac
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:18:09 AM EDT
[#17]
6 to debate the merits of LED lights rounds you up to a nice 87
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:21:13 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
81

OP starts a thread on how the girlfriend told him to change a bulb that is out in the house.  He can't reach it and does not have a ladder.

first post to tell OP a blown light bulb ended his 1st marriage

4 to demand pics of GF

7 will tell the OP to eject

1 grammar Nazi to correct the OP

5 to tell OP that he must replace the bulb with incandescent not the swirly bulbs in vogue.

2 to tell OP he should horde incandescent bulbs.

4 post on how Ron Paul can  change a bulb better than any one

7 to blame Obama for burnt out bulb

3 to ironically post Bush's fault

13 to post Fuck Obama now that his name is included

10 to tell the OP if John Browning designed the light bulb he would not have this problem

10 to tell the OP if Gaston Glock designed the light bulb he would not have this problem

4 to tell the OP if H&K had built the light bulb he would not have this problem

1 to bragg about how he could hit said light bulb at 500 yard with iron sights using his Century CA-15

3 to not read anything simply show up and post use a potato

7 more grammar Nazis to correct randomly misspelled/ mispuctuated post

2 post to grammar nazi the above grammar nazi post

1 moderator to lock the thread because the OP used the word "screw" in his thread title.


Should be capitalized.


Should have caught the other error.  




Hoard
Sarcastically


Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:22:20 AM EDT
[#19]
- 1 Brave person would have asked OldPainless what it was like back in the days before light bulbs
- 2 Persons would have mentioned AROCK
-  2 or 3 would have called "Dupe"
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:23:10 AM EDT
[#20]
1 crazy from the survival forum suggesting the use of candles or whale oil lamps instead of light bulbs.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:26:01 AM EDT
[#21]



Quoted:


81



OP starts a thread on how the girlfriend told him to change a bulb that is out in the house.  He can't reach it and does not have a ladder.



first post to tell OP a blown light bulb ended his 1st marriage



4 to demand pics of GF



7 will tell the OP to eject



1 grammar Nazi to correct the OP



5 to tell OP that he must replace the bulb with incandescent not the swirly bulbs in vogue.



2 to tell OP he should horde incandescent bulbs.



4 post on how Ron Paul can  change a bulb better than any one



7 to blame Obama for burnt out bulb



3 to ironically post Bush's fault



13 to post Fuck Obama now that his name is included



10 to tell the OP if John Browning designed the light bulb he would not have this problem



10 to tell the OP if Gaston Glock designed the copied John Browning's light bulb design, replacing most of the steel with plastic he would not have this problem



4 to tell the OP if H&K had built the light bulb he would not have this problem



1 to bragg about how he could hit said light bulb at 500 yard with iron sights using his Century CA-15



3 to not read anything simply show up and post use a potato



7 more grammar Nazis to correct randomly misspelled/ mispuctuated post



2 post to grammar nazi the above grammar nazi post



1 moderator to lock the thread because the OP used the word "screw" in his thread title.







 
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:27:13 AM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
81

OP starts a thread on how the girlfriend told him to change a bulb that is out in the house.  He can't reach it and does not have a ladder.

first post to tell OP a blown light bulb ended his 1st marriage

4 to demand pics of GF

7 will tell the OP to eject

1 grammar Nazi to correct the OP

5 to tell OP that he must replace the bulb with incandescent not the swirly bulbs in vogue.

2 to tell OP he should horde incandescent bulbs.

4 post on how Ron Paul can  change a bulb better than any one

7 to blame Obama for burnt out bulb

3 to ironically post Bush's fault

13 to post Fuck Obama now that his name is included

10 to tell the OP if John Browning designed the light bulb he would not have this problem

10 to tell the OP if Gaston Glock designed the light bulb he would not have this problem

4 to tell the OP if H&K had built the light bulb he would not have this problem

1 to bragg about how he could hit said light bulb at 500 yard with iron sights using his Century CA-15

3 to not read anything simply show up and post use a potato

7 more grammar Nazis to correct randomly misspelled/ mispuctuated post

2 post to grammar nazi the above grammar nazi post

1 moderator to lock the thread because the OP used the word "screw" in his thread title.


You forgot 3 FU AROCK's
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:32:36 AM EDT
[#23]
Aren't any girlfriends in Moms basement and blow up dolls can't talk to tell you to change it.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:34:40 AM EDT
[#24]
If John Moses Browning was the OP, it would be a little more readable.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 9:38:59 AM EDT
[#25]
Don't forget two folks from the SF to tell you that you should have switched to kerosene lanterns years ago.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 11:57:12 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:

Quoted:
81

OP starts a thread on how the girlfriend told him to change a bulb that is out in the house.  He can't reach it and does not have a ladder.

first post to tell OP a blown light bulb ended his 1st marriage

4 to demand pics of GF

7 will tell the OP to eject

1 grammar Nazi to correct the OP

5 to tell OP that he must replace the bulb with incandescent not the swirly bulbs in vogue.

2 to tell OP he should horde incandescent bulbs.

4 post on how Ron Paul can  change a bulb better than any one

7 to blame Obama for burnt out bulb

3 to ironically post Bush's fault

13 to post Fuck Obama now that his name is included

10 to tell the OP if John Browning designed the light bulb he would not have this problem

10 to tell the OP if Gaston Glock designed the copied John Browning's light bulb design, replacing most of the steel with plastic he would not have this problem

4 to tell the OP if H&K had built the light bulb he would not have this problem

1 to bragg about how he could hit said light bulb at 500 yard with iron sights using his Century CA-15

3 to not read anything simply show up and post use a potato

7 more grammar Nazis to correct randomly misspelled/ mispuctuated post

2 post to grammar nazi the above grammar nazi post

1 moderator to lock the thread because the OP used the word "screw" in his thread title.


 


And 17 to say if Glock designed the lightbulb, it would look like a grenade.
Link Posted: 8/14/2011 12:01:30 PM EDT
[#27]
That's racist!

Link Posted: 8/14/2011 12:17:49 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
81

OP starts a thread on how the girlfriend told him to change a bulb that is out in the house.  He can't reach it and does not have a ladder.

first post to tell OP a blown light bulb ended his 1st marriage

4 to demand pics of GF

7 will tell the OP to eject

1 grammar Nazi to correct the OP

5 to tell OP that he must replace the bulb with incandescent not the swirly bulbs in vogue.

2 to tell OP he should horde incandescent bulbs.

4 post on how Ron Paul can  change a bulb better than any one

7 to blame Obama for burnt out bulb

3 to ironically post Bush's fault

13 to post Fuck Obama now that his name is included

10 to tell the OP if John Browning designed the light bulb he would not have this problem

10 to tell the OP if Gaston Glock designed the light bulb he would not have this problem

4 to tell the OP if H&K had built the light bulb he would not have this problem

1 to bragg about how he could hit said light bulb at 500 yard with iron sights using his Century CA-15

3 to not read anything simply show up and post use a potato

7 more grammar Nazis to correct randomly misspelled/ mispuctuated post

2 post to grammar nazi the above grammar nazi post

1 moderator to lock the thread because the OP used the word "screw" in his thread title.


That was GREAT!!!  ty for laughs...

Link Posted: 8/14/2011 1:36:14 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Forgot asking for MS paint


6 asking for MS Paint

87!


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