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Posted: 5/2/2004 2:41:17 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2004 2:43:20 PM EDT by 1GUNRUNNER]
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[Last Edit: 5/2/2004 2:45:42 PM EDT by Aimless]
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[Last Edit: 5/2/2004 3:01:44 PM EDT by Striker]
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[Last Edit: 5/3/2004 9:40:16 AM EDT by Striker]
Lighten up Francis!
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[Last Edit: 5/2/2004 2:50:55 PM EDT by 1GUNRUNNER]
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[Last Edit: 5/2/2004 2:50:18 PM EDT by Striker]
Link Posted: 5/2/2004 2:58:40 PM EDT
When lost in the woods, hug a tree.
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I hope TRG didn't try the...

If your lost in the woods, hug my log, trick.
Link Posted: 5/2/2004 3:04:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Striker:
If I die in this God forsaken place..at least the world will know who the moron was who got me lost!

img49.photobucket.com/albums/v150/5speed/woods_copy.jpg




Hot Damn! Who's the monkey wearing one of my shirts?
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The Legend of Zelda...Lost woods map.

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Originally Posted By 1GUNRUNNER:
How many Mods, Industry Partners, Sr Staff, and Administrators does it take to get lost in the woods



One to stand on the chair and six to turn it !
Link Posted: 5/2/2004 4:27:23 PM EDT
The Sun rises in the East and sets in the West!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 5/2/2004 4:32:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2004 4:34:10 PM EDT by Garryowen]
Link Posted: 5/2/2004 4:35:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By FrankSquid:
The Legend of Zelda...Lost woods map.

www.vgmaps.com/Atlas/SuperNES/LegendOfZelda-ALinkToThePast-LightWorld-LostWoods.png

damn I remember that I had to stectch out the map when i was playing it as a kid.

Metroid one was worse thu for sheer ok were the hell am i.
Link Posted: 5/2/2004 4:36:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Garryowen:

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:
The Sun rises in the East and sets in the West!

BigDozer66




That don't help much in the dark (as the sure fires wink out one by one)... What was helpful (but not understood by our "guides") is that the Moon is not the north star (no matter how bright it is) and that only one end of the needle on the compass points north....

Red Goat...I hate you....




I seriously did this when I read that ---->
Link Posted: 5/2/2004 4:38:10 PM EDT
After reading this I'm thinking twice about asking whats fun to do in Texas.
I'm going to be in the DFW area at the end of the month to help go through some of my uncle's stuff. ( He passed last Sept.)
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[Last Edit: 5/2/2004 4:39:12 PM EDT by Striker]
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Why do I get teh feeling that there is a very disturbing story behind this.....
Link Posted: 5/2/2004 4:56:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By otar:
After reading this I'm thinking twice about asking whats fun to do in Texas.
I'm going to be in the DFW area at the end of the month to help go through some of my uncle's stuff. ( He passed last Sept.)



Just don't go out in the woods, after dark, with da DFW crew!


BigDozer66
Link Posted: 5/2/2004 5:13:23 PM EDT
i hope they got pics
Link Posted: 5/2/2004 5:14:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By -Absolut-:
i hope they got pics



That could be a cursing, and a blessing. :\
Link Posted: 5/2/2004 5:26:13 PM EDT
Well at least we know alcohol wasn't involved...
Link Posted: 5/2/2004 5:26:52 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2004 5:27:07 PM EDT by gus]

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:

Just don't go out in the woods, after dark, with da DFW crew!

BigDozer66




That doesn't only apply to the woods! Think I'll stay at the Hilton again at Gunstock this year...
Link Posted: 5/2/2004 5:47:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gus:

That doesn't only apply to the woods! Think I'll stay at the Hilton again at Gunstock this year...



... Heck man, I had a hard time finding the Hilton, at it was right across the street from where we got all pissed up.

... BTW, I am so bookmarking this thread
Link Posted: 5/2/2004 5:50:36 PM EDT
riiight... cover-up story?
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I smell a smoke-screen
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no cell phone or two-way radios???
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Link Posted: 5/2/2004 6:19:15 PM EDT

Originally Posted By gus:

Originally Posted By BigDozer66:

Just don't go out in the woods, after dark, with da DFW crew!

BigDozer66




That doesn't only apply to the woods! Think I'll stay at the Hilton again at Gunstock this year...



So,, if I read this right,, dont go out after dark with any of the DFW crew?
Thats it, I need to make it to Gunstock this year.
Link Posted: 5/2/2004 6:31:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2004 6:31:59 PM EDT by Defcon]
I hear they found some of the, 'Lesser Texas One Eyed Spit Snakes' they went looking for.

Lost; my ass.
Link Posted: 5/2/2004 6:34:15 PM EDT
Does a Mod shit in the woods?
Link Posted: 5/2/2004 6:36:21 PM EDT
I have been out to where we hunt for hogs to many times
to believe one fucken word of this bullshit story you assholes
have made up for missing the Hun farm shoot.

In fact, none of us who live here in Texas believes this shit.

We were all talking about the BS that would flow from you guys at the farm.

Personally, I could have come up with a much better lie.
Link Posted: 5/2/2004 6:55:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/2/2004 8:02:44 PM EDT by Zhukov]
Originally Posted By ilikelegs:

I have been out to where we hunt for hogs to many times
to believe one fucken word of this bullshit story you assholes
have made up for missing the Hun farm shoot.



I'm with 'legs on this one.

If nothing else, they could've just followed the sound of the many bottles of Tannerite blowing up. A blind man could've found that...
Link Posted: 5/2/2004 7:10:46 PM EDT
Overheard during the night by some of the senior staff members!
www.destgulch.com/movies/deliver/deliv37.wav
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I don't know what was going on, but I can guess based on this thread.

For all gullible Staff members/people, get your money back now. If can't, call TRG's boss.
Link Posted: 5/2/2004 8:51:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Striker:

Originally Posted By Winston_Wolf:

... Heck man, I had a hard time finding the Hilton, at it was right across the street from where we got all pissed up.



I don't remember seeing you at Crickets...but I don't remember leaving there either!



... Oh man! Who bought your drinks?
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... Oh crap, you're talking about Friday night. I was talking about Saturday.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 6:28:18 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Zhukov:
Originally Posted By ilikelegs:

I have been out to where we hunt for hogs to many times
to believe one fucken word of this bullshit story you assholes
have made up for missing the Hun farm shoot.



I'm with 'legs on this one.

If nothing else, they could've just followed the sound of the many bottles of Tannerite blowing up. A blind man could've found that...



ILL, we were not hunting on the property that you and I hunt. The property I normally hunt is open land @ 1000 acres. The property we hunted with dogs, at night, is brush (head high or better in most places) and 15,000-20,000 acres.

We had two of my hog-hunting buddies take us with dogs to new property Thursday night. We walked with the dogs for about 4 hours before being completely fucked-up-beyond-belief-lost in the woods. After that, we walked anotehr 5 hours to get the fuck out of the woods. We were in the field hunting at 7:30pm, we did not get back to the trucks until 2:15 am.

After I got tired of laughing at GarryOwen floundering in a creek like a lost baby seal on crack, I decided to get GarryOwen's compass from his lifeless corpse and lead us out of the thickets. This still was only marghinally effective since the brush was still so thick that you would run into deadfalls with your legs before seeing them. It was incredibly thick. Nightmare kind of brush.

We got lost because we were letting the two buddies of mine lead the way. They got lost because they could not read a compass, and they honestly thought the brightest star in the sky was the North star.

Oddly enough, when I asked a buddy to point to the North star (while we were 'walking North' according to him) he pointed back over his left should at a star near the moon... Curious indeed...

We got lost Thursday night. Not for 4 days, ILL. Nobody has ever said 'we got lost so we did not go to the Farm'. Ease off, cowboy, you got your spurs in a little too deep on this one.

TRG

PS. GarryOwen, I hate you too.
Link Posted: 5/3/2004 6:32:54 AM EDT
Damn...don't any of you modern warriors have a GPS?
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