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Posted: 4/14/2006 9:24:36 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/14/2006 9:25:19 AM EST by No_Serfing]
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 9:27:18 AM EST
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Link Posted: 4/14/2006 9:28:25 AM EST
Ask Anna Nicole Smith.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 9:34:03 AM EST
What are you, some kind of a communist?

Oil company execs are entitled to hundreds of millions of dollars in pensions, and if that means that you have to pay higher prices at the pump then so be it. You should start eating beans and rice if you can't afford to pay for gas. Or better yet you should sell your car, buy a mule and ride it to work instead.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 9:37:05 AM EST
Darn, and I came in here to get an idea what it would cost me to buy one
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 9:38:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By Quarterbore:
Darn, and I came in here to get an idea what it would cost me to buy one



Link Posted: 4/14/2006 9:39:33 AM EST
I think somewhere around... uh... 4 million?
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 9:39:53 AM EST

As many as he wants.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 9:45:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By VTHOKIESHOOTER:
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per hour

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Link Posted: 4/14/2006 9:49:19 AM EST
If you aren't picky about hygiene, technique or gender, I am sure $400,000,000 would get you 400,000,000 blowjobs.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 10:29:02 AM EST
I don't think you should settle for less then $10,000 per.


You would be finished in about 13 years, and financially independent.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 10:32:36 AM EST
dang, where did I put those knee pads?
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 10:36:36 AM EST
That would cover 2 million BJ's at the average rate of $200 bucks each from the basic call girl service. Going to a place like the Bunny Ranch would be more but I'm sure they could work out a discount program for a frequent cummer.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 10:38:04 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
That would cover 2 million BJ's at the average rate of $200 bucks each from the basic call girl service. Going to a place like the Bunny Ranch would be more but I'm sure they could work out a discount program for a frequent cummer.


$200???? I thought a C-note would be enough!
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 10:38:09 AM EST


If he was a cop he could get them for free.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 10:39:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By Quarterbore:
Darn, and I came in here to get an idea what it would cost me to buy one




Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
That would cover 2 million BJ's at the average rate of $200 bucks each from the basic call girl service. Going to a place like the Bunny Ranch would be more but I'm sure they could work out a discount program for a frequent cummer.

Link Posted: 4/14/2006 10:41:16 AM EST
Depends, if he expects a BJ from his wife then none. She gave her last BJ to him when he married her.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 10:47:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
That would cover 2 million BJ's at the average rate of $200 bucks each from the basic call girl service. Going to a place like the Bunny Ranch would be more but I'm sure they could work out a discount program for a frequent cummer.



You're forgetting the effect of interest. Even put into a conservative investment earning 5%, $400,000,000 will earn something like $55,000 a day. At $200/bj, he could get 270 blow jobs a day just on the interest.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 10:54:02 AM EST

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
That would cover 2 million BJ's at the average rate of $200 bucks each from the basic call girl service. Going to a place like the Bunny Ranch would be more but I'm sure they could work out a discount program for a frequent cummer.



Bah. If he's smart enough to make $400 million he's smart enough to pass over the overpriced American whores and go to Amsterdam or Eastern Europe and get some grade-A prime ho's.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 11:09:08 AM EST
Send me $400 Million so I can find out
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 11:14:43 AM EST

Originally Posted By jmarkma:
Ask Anna Nicole Smith.



Link Posted: 4/14/2006 11:29:49 AM EST
$200!!!

Shit, screw that.

For the one-time fixed cost of airfare to any number of choice countries, that per unit cost could move down to dang near zero.

It would be fiscally irresponsible to spend that in the US.

No successful oil company exec would be so foolish.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 11:36:41 AM EST
Typical ABC. The most liberal of all the POS networks. "Appears to be reaping"......BAM!!!! Fuck ABC.

I've got it. Let's just go ahead and tax our gas prices up to $5 a gallon and god damned be done with it. After all, there is no big tobacco to rape. No likely or suitable govt. targets in sight. Our tyrant's insatiable appetite for stolen money must be satisfied. Tax the shit, be done with it and let people start bitching about something they can actually do something about!
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 11:42:33 AM EST

Exxon defends Raymond's compensation, pointing out that during the 12 years he ran the company, Exxon became the largest oil company in the world and that the stock price went up 500 percent.


This is a true statement, and is why he got so much money.


Some Exxon shareholders are now trying to pass resolutions criticizing the company's executive pay policies.


And this is how you stop it, if you don't like it.


Link Posted: 4/14/2006 11:43:35 AM EST
400 million $1 BJ's
or
1 - $400 million BJ.

You pick.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 11:45:39 AM EST
I'd like to say that Lee Raymond earned that money over the decades by taking Exxon from a smaller player into the biggest and best non-government owned integrated oil company.

He pulled some serious magic to make that happen.

Things that the other oil company CEO's couldn't even touch.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 11:51:41 AM EST
Go ahead dipshits limit the pay. You'll limit your choices and hopefully end up with real shyster.

I'll go on record right now.....I will absolutely not run a major oil company for less than $500mil. I'm available from 10A-11A and maybe a couple hours after nap time depending on my mood and the weather. 2-3 days on a good week. No travel.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 11:56:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By gobbledog:
400 million $1 BJ's
or
1 - $400 million BJ.

You I pick 400 million $1 BJ's.




There. Fixed it for you. Figured with a screen name like yours, you'd go for option A.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:00:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By S30V:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
That would cover 2 million BJ's at the average rate of $200 bucks each from the basic call girl service. Going to a place like the Bunny Ranch would be more but I'm sure they could work out a discount program for a frequent cummer.


$200???? I thought a C-note would be enough!



It's outrageous! Congress should do something about it.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:02:57 PM EST
Let me see......






Ps­sssst... This could give a new meaning to the term "liposuction".

Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:16:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By S30V:

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:
That would cover 2 million BJ's at the average rate of $200 bucks each from the basic call girl service. Going to a place like the Bunny Ranch would be more but I'm sure they could work out a discount program for a frequent cummer.


$200???? I thought a C-note would be enough!



Wow, I would have figured a trip to Sonic and a pack of smokes.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:22:03 PM EST
I'd have to say as part of good corporate governance, the $400 million should be passed along to the shareholder's, as it's "their" company. The fact of the matter is most boards of directors are giving themselves such perks as well. They are in fact stealing the shareholder's equity. I don't care how much the company has grown, that was what his salary was paying for. The retirement package is theft.

Those that argue that this is the free market, why haven't the shareholders been given a vote on the package? They'd turn it down in a heart beat.

Semper Fi
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:36:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:40:07 PM EST

He pulled some serious magic to make that happen.

Things that the other oil company CEO's couldn't even touch.



he's the Tiger Woods of Oil company Management
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:42:55 PM EST
80,000,00 from a $5 whore.

LB
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:55:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By USMC_LB:
80,000,00 from a $5 whore.

LB



Well.. I don't think she will be a $5 whore for to much longer..
At least she has something to stride for.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 12:57:32 PM EST
The answer is 2.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 1:03:07 PM EST

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
dang, where did I put those knee pads?



Hey, I want my piece of the millions. We can alternate
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 1:18:31 PM EST

Originally Posted By gobbledog:
400 million $1 BJ's
or
1 - $400 million BJ.

You pick.

I understand the best paid BJ is the $3 BJ. $1 for the BJ, $1 tip, and $1 to make her stop!
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 1:46:04 PM EST
Shiiiiiiit. For $400,000,000 I'd hit .... Naw, still not worth it.
Link Posted: 4/14/2006 3:33:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bellona:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:
dang, where did I put those knee pads?



Hey, I want my piece of the millions. We can alternate



Sure, I'm not related too hoover after all!
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