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Posted: 8/15/2004 7:50:46 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/15/2004 9:43:39 AM EST by Paul]
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 7:53:40 AM EST
marpat
pie
ibtl
AYBABTU
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 7:54:33 AM EST
oh yeah...


"get both"



Link Posted: 8/15/2004 7:54:34 AM EST

0 - to be Imbrogilo




Link Posted: 8/15/2004 8:13:23 AM EST
what about one to shoot out the bulb
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 8:14:14 AM EST
one to say tannerite it out

and one to say

"use flat black krylon from wallyworld, 2 bucks a can"
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 8:15:35 AM EST
1 - to brag about how he doesn't use lightbulbs and lecture us about how we're all going to be fucked when TSHTF because we're soft and too dependent on our precious electric lights.
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 8:54:17 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/15/2004 8:54:43 AM EST by Guntoting_Spartan]
dupe, i posted a similar one less than a month ago
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 8:55:20 AM EST

7- to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs


That be me and TC6969
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 9:10:45 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 9:12:46 AM EST

How many ARFCom members does it take to change a lightbulb?


None. Just let the gun toting wackos reload in the dark!
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 9:15:42 AM EST
You have NO clue how true this is.
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 9:29:20 AM EST
No WONDER I like this place so much!!


Link Posted: 8/15/2004 9:51:24 AM EST

Guess you pretty much got that covered
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 9:51:54 AM EST
Oh, and it's Bush's fault the bulb went out, and Kerry doesn't want to change the bulb, just give it my hard earned tax dollars.
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 9:56:38 AM EST
what about if its not a phillips its just a copy?
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 10:05:58 AM EST
For the last time, they're not lightbulbs! They're darksuckers. The electric company has devised a scheme to hoard all the darkness, then sell it to us at a premium.


The reason they're so bright is just because the darkness near them has all been sucked up.
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 10:13:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
For the last time, they're not lightbulbs! They're darksuckers. The electric company has devised a scheme to hoard all the darkness, then sell it to us at a premium.


The reason they're so bright is just because the darkness near them has all been sucked up.



Your having a nicotine craving aren't you?
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 10:24:05 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 10:25:41 AM EST
Is's not lightbulb or light bulb its a fuckin lamp
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 10:37:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By Paul:

7- to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs



Had to doit.
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 12:08:09 PM EST
You forgot:

13-to post 'light bulb pr0n

20-to discourage 'light bulb pr0n

10- to say 'they'ed hit it'

5-IBTLs

8-+1s

1-Moderator to finally put an end to it all,
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 12:23:29 PM EST
[du mode ]It's all Bushs fault he made the light bulb burn out! He wants everyone to be in the dark!I know his rich friends light bulbs didn't burn out! He's racist, why else would they call it a black out?!!!!!! Republican facists! [ /du]

Link Posted: 8/15/2004 12:47:02 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 3:57:20 AM EST
One to post pics...





Link Posted: 8/16/2004 4:23:02 AM EST
As long as the industry professionals are there to tell you it's a lamp, not a lightbulb, they should also be correcting you on the fact that the correct terminology is "re-lamping" not "changing the lightbulb"
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 4:27:21 AM EST
One to post a related scripture:

Genesis 1:3 ...Let there be light: and there was light.

Link Posted: 8/16/2004 4:46:08 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 4:47:36 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/16/2004 4:49:53 AM EST by u-baddog]
5- to complain the UNIONS are the reason for shitty bulbs and high cost of replacement lamps



Edited Paul I just noticed your avitar is changed to retired ? Are you out or on terminal leave ? How many years did you do ?
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 10:10:42 AM EST
One to ask DK-Prof how they change lightbulbs in Holland.
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 12:48:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By Brisk322:
One to ask DK-Prof how they change lightbulbs in Holland. Denmark



Fixed it for ya
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:11:43 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:19:21 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:20:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 3:16:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By TexasRooter:
Is's not lightbulb or light bulb its a fuckin lamp



WTF

It's an ELEMENT!


Sly
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 3:20:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 3:40:53 PM EST by StriplingWarrior]
No one can change a light bulb.

It has to want to change to trully change
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 3:44:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 3:45:23 PM EST by AUT_BELLUM]
I can't believe it. no-one said it.

11 to say "Stick it in the socket and post pics"
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