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Posted: 8/15/2004 8:50:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2004 10:43:39 AM EDT by Paul]
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 8:53:40 AM EDT
marpat
pie
ibtl
AYBABTU
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 8:54:33 AM EDT
oh yeah...


"get both"



Link Posted: 8/15/2004 8:54:34 AM EDT

0 - to be Imbrogilo




Link Posted: 8/15/2004 9:13:23 AM EDT
what about one to shoot out the bulb
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 9:14:14 AM EDT
one to say tannerite it out

and one to say

"use flat black krylon from wallyworld, 2 bucks a can"
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 9:15:35 AM EDT
1 - to brag about how he doesn't use lightbulbs and lecture us about how we're all going to be fucked when TSHTF because we're soft and too dependent on our precious electric lights.
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 9:54:17 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/15/2004 9:54:43 AM EDT by Guntoting_Spartan]
dupe, i posted a similar one less than a month ago
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 9:55:20 AM EDT

7- to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs


That be me and TC6969
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 10:10:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 10:12:46 AM EDT

How many ARFCom members does it take to change a lightbulb?


None. Just let the gun toting wackos reload in the dark!
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 10:15:42 AM EDT
You have NO clue how true this is.
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 10:29:20 AM EDT
No WONDER I like this place so much!!


Link Posted: 8/15/2004 10:51:24 AM EDT

Guess you pretty much got that covered
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 10:51:54 AM EDT
Oh, and it's Bush's fault the bulb went out, and Kerry doesn't want to change the bulb, just give it my hard earned tax dollars.
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 10:56:38 AM EDT
what about if its not a phillips its just a copy?
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 11:05:58 AM EDT
For the last time, they're not lightbulbs! They're darksuckers. The electric company has devised a scheme to hoard all the darkness, then sell it to us at a premium.


The reason they're so bright is just because the darkness near them has all been sucked up.
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 11:13:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By arowneragain:
For the last time, they're not lightbulbs! They're darksuckers. The electric company has devised a scheme to hoard all the darkness, then sell it to us at a premium.


The reason they're so bright is just because the darkness near them has all been sucked up.



Your having a nicotine craving aren't you?
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 11:24:05 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 11:25:41 AM EDT
Is's not lightbulb or light bulb its a fuckin lamp
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 11:37:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Paul:

7- to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs



Had to doit.
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 1:08:09 PM EDT
You forgot:

13-to post 'light bulb pr0n

20-to discourage 'light bulb pr0n

10- to say 'they'ed hit it'

5-IBTLs

8-+1s

1-Moderator to finally put an end to it all,
Link Posted: 8/15/2004 1:23:29 PM EDT
[du mode ]It's all Bushs fault he made the light bulb burn out! He wants everyone to be in the dark!I know his rich friends light bulbs didn't burn out! He's racist, why else would they call it a black out?!!!!!! Republican facists! [ /du]

Link Posted: 8/15/2004 1:47:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 4:57:20 AM EDT
One to post pics...





Link Posted: 8/16/2004 5:23:02 AM EDT
As long as the industry professionals are there to tell you it's a lamp, not a lightbulb, they should also be correcting you on the fact that the correct terminology is "re-lamping" not "changing the lightbulb"
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 5:27:21 AM EDT
One to post a related scripture:

Genesis 1:3 ...Let there be light: and there was light.

Link Posted: 8/16/2004 5:46:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 5:47:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2004 5:49:53 AM EDT by u-baddog]
5- to complain the UNIONS are the reason for shitty bulbs and high cost of replacement lamps



Edited Paul I just noticed your avitar is changed to retired ? Are you out or on terminal leave ? How many years did you do ?
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 11:10:42 AM EDT
One to ask DK-Prof how they change lightbulbs in Holland.
Link Posted: 8/16/2004 1:48:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Brisk322:
One to ask DK-Prof how they change lightbulbs in Holland. Denmark



Fixed it for ya
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 2:11:43 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 2:19:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 2:20:13 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 4:16:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TexasRooter:
Is's not lightbulb or light bulb its a fuckin lamp



WTF

It's an ELEMENT!


Sly
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 4:20:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 4:40:53 PM EDT by StriplingWarrior]
No one can change a light bulb.

It has to want to change to trully change
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 4:44:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 4:45:23 PM EDT by AUT_BELLUM]
I can't believe it. no-one said it.

11 to say "Stick it in the socket and post pics"
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