I stole this from another board, if it has already been posted here, sorry.
One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how
the light bulb could have been changed differently.
Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs.
Five to flame the spell checkers.
Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.
Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
Another six to condemn those six as stupid.
Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the
Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to
please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.
Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.
Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior,
where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best
for this technique and what brands are faulty.
Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light
Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant
to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.
Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety
including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy.
Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting
questions about light bulbs."
Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.
One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now
with something unrelated they found at snopes.com<about:blank> and
start it all over again!
that sounds about right.
don't forget that after somoene posts "i changed the lightbulb" you will have no fewer than 10 people replying simply with "+1"
Don't forget ...
One to post a naked picture of his hot wife changing a light bulb
497 to post
One mod to lock the thread
What about the:
- the people that would turn the lightbulb discussion into a relgious debate?
and last but not least...
- a guy to make a a "show" about changing a lightbulb using GI Joe action figures?
One to change the bulb and the rest keep shooting the light bulb and demand it be changed because each claimed that their AR15 shot the bulb with their uber tactical double quad rail short barrel suppressed assault type select fire bursting machine gun in eighteen different calibers!
I call no one changed a lightbulb.