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Posted: 12/20/2001 12:49:40 PM EDT
How does the cow eat the cabbage? A. It's none of your business how the cow eats the cabbage. B. You try and tell the cow how to eat the cabbage. C. You don't see the cow eating the cabbage and he doesn't see you eating the corn. D. No one eats any cabbage on your watch. E. You did not even have a clue that any cabbage eating was going on.
Link Posted: 12/20/2001 12:56:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Headless_T_Gunner: E. You did not even have a clue that any cabbage eating was going on.
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nor do i know a reason why i should care. want to explain?
Link Posted: 12/20/2001 1:35:40 PM EDT
F. You cannot make ice cream out of chicken fat.
Link Posted: 12/20/2001 1:41:36 PM EDT
You install a sight glass in the cows belly so you can watch from the outside. I seen that somewhere.
Link Posted: 12/20/2001 2:32:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/20/2001 2:34:24 PM EDT
If you're Lordtrader, you sell the cow and the cabbage to buy as much SPAM as you possibly can. Tyler
Link Posted: 12/20/2001 2:36:51 PM EDT
C. You don't see the cow eating the cabbage and he doesn't see you eating the corn. Have the cow eat the corn and then boil the cabbage. Thus, you will have corned beef and cabbage. Wash it all down with some Bushmills and a Black and Tan. [beer]
Link Posted: 12/20/2001 2:39:52 PM EDT
Hey Man "Warren Zevon" and The Headless_T_Gunner Name was Roland cpermd
Link Posted: 12/20/2001 2:48:22 PM EDT
We have one of those cows here at UGA with the hole in the side so you can examine the rumin (sp?). It all looks like cabbage, so I imagine that cows eat it quickly and in large quantities. Chickens don't eat much cabbage which is funny because I eat cabbage (cole slaw) with my chicken (KFC)!!! If that's not F'd up, I don't know what is. I also like spam, but not with chicken or cabbage. Deviled ham is good also; I brush my teeth with it. My meds are starting to kick in so I have to go now.
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