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Posted: 8/16/2007 1:01:41 PM EST
Lets assume you are at the local watering hole with your collegues during happy hour.

There are plenty of young professional females there as well.

So how do you tell which among them are the wild ones that would let you SIIHPAPP among other things?

What says the hive mind?
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:02:58 PM EST
[#1]
get her in bed.


Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:03:42 PM EST
[#2]
Usually the crazy monkey sexing women rate around a 6 or 7.  Typaically, they can be identified by the large quantity of alcohol that they are consuming and the fact that they like to grab your cock as part of the introduction process.

SBG
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:04:17 PM EST
[#3]
Blow a load on her eye and see if she blinks.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:04:59 PM EST
[#4]
I think it's just one of those things that you have to try it first to know, even if she claims to be wild/freaky. Same goes for guys that claim they are sex machines. I remember that worst lay thread with the women chiming in about guys that talked themselves up.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:05:05 PM EST
[#5]

Quoted:
get her in bed.




Pretty much the only way to tell.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:05:40 PM EST
[#6]
If she unbuttons your shirt with her tongue while you are standing in line to pay for your ice coffee at Dunkin Donuts, you can assume she has a bit of a wild side.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:05:48 PM EST
[#7]
Ask her ex or if she's from NC ask her brother.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:06:11 PM EST
[#8]
If she'll talk about it without protesting "eww gross" too much, she'll likely do it.  That's been my experience.  

On the other hand, I had a girl for awhile in college who had grown up in a very sheltered, Christian family, and was very, very inexperienced but interested in trying to get better at it.  So she just did whatever she'd seen in the porn videos we'd watch, because it was all she had learned about what sex was supposed to be like.

THAT was a very good semester.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:07:53 PM EST
[#9]

Quoted:
If she'll talk about it without protesting "eww gross" too much, she'll likely do it.  That's been my experience.  

On the other hand, I had a girl for awhile in college who had grown up in a very sheltered, Christian family, and was very, very inexperienced but interested in trying to get better at it.  So she just did whatever she'd seen in the porn videos we'd watch, because it was all she had learned about what sex was supposed to be like.

THAT was a very good semester.
God bless secluded church going girls from small towns, each and everyone of them(Baptists and Mormons, Lord have mercy)........
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:09:50 PM EST
[#10]

THAT was a very good semester.


  Isnt college education a draining experience?
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:11:35 PM EST
[#11]

Quoted:

THAT was a very good semester.


  Isnt college education a draining experience?


Oh yeah.  Even though sometimes you actually have to go to class, its still totally worth it.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:12:01 PM EST
[#12]

Quoted:
get her in bed.




+1
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:12:47 PM EST
[#13]
Thats always been real hard for me to tell, it seems that the more outgoing and open they are to everything the better they were . The ones that really stand out as my kind of girl ( freaky ) all had one thing in common.......they all liked to read cheap romance novels !!!.....I'm just saying.....
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:13:23 PM EST
[#14]
Ask her.

Always worked for me.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:14:09 PM EST
[#15]
when she brings her GF
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:15:07 PM EST
[#16]
Option Number 2
[Rick James]Cocaine is a hell of a drug.[/Rick James]
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:15:55 PM EST
[#17]
hoop earrings
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:17:16 PM EST
[#18]
If she smokes, she pokes.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:17:19 PM EST
[#19]

Quoted:
hoop earrings


And a pearl necklace..........MINE !!!.....
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:19:30 PM EST
[#20]

Quoted:
get her in bed.




FTW.

Another method is to watch for one of her movies.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:21:10 PM EST
[#21]
Ankle bracelet = Freak.
Just an observation.

Colonel Hurtz
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:23:19 PM EST
[#22]
If there's poo under her fingernails
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:23:29 PM EST
[#23]

Quoted:
Lets assume you are at the local watering hole with your collegues during happy hour.

There are plenty of young professional females there as well.

So how do you tell which among them are the wild ones that would let you SIIHPAPP among other things?

What says the hive mind?


Have you ever considered that what makes a woman wild in bed,
may just be the man ?
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:24:16 PM EST
[#24]
Ha ha. Sounds like a dream world when you can walk into a place and pick out the one that you think is wild in bed and then take her home with you. It dont work like that unless your in a whore house.


Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:24:45 PM EST
[#25]

Quoted:
Have you ever considered that what makes a woman wild in bed,
may just be the man ?




Seriously, that is some funny shit....
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:24:58 PM EST
[#26]
Is she crazy?  
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:25:45 PM EST
[#27]

Quoted:
when she brings her GF


Exactly  
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:26:18 PM EST
[#28]

Quoted:he ones that really stand out as my kind of girl ( freaky ) all had one thing in common.......they all liked to read cheap romance novels !!!.....I'm just saying.....
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Actually, yeah. I have no idea why, but there's a strong positive correlation with that.

Also can't say yes or no to the porn thing, some chicks hate porn and are smoking in bed, some love porn and they're just as much (if not more) fun.

Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:27:51 PM EST
[#29]
I always look for the "tramp stamp."

It is a good measure plus it is a great place to aim your load.

Max
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:29:34 PM EST
[#30]

Quoted:
Ask her ex or if she's from NC ask her brother.


like you goat fuckers have room to talk....
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:30:50 PM EST
[#31]
I've never been able to tell before hand .  

The freakiest woman I ever met was a typical mini van driving divorced soccer mom
with 3 kids that I met online . It was all good till she started asking for real pain
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:39:26 PM EST
[#32]

Quoted:
If there's poo under her fingernails


We have a winner.  
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:40:00 PM EST
[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Have you ever considered that what makes a woman wild in bed,
may just be the man ?




Seriously, that is some funny shit....


Laugh it up Sparky .

That's what my wife said when I asked her about it .
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:46:29 PM EST
[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Have you ever considered that what makes a woman wild in bed,
may just be the man ?




Seriously, that is some funny shit....


Laugh it up Sparky .

That's what my wife said when I asked her about it .


So I take it your sex life is pretty mundane.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:54:32 PM EST
[#35]
I learned 25 years ago if she smokes she will suck a dick and nearly always takie it in the ass!
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 1:57:46 PM EST
[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Have you ever considered that what makes a woman wild in bed,
may just be the man ?




Seriously, that is some funny shit....


Laugh it up Sparky .

That's what my wife said when I asked her about it .


So I take it your sex life is pretty mundane.


I actually thought it was just like everybody elses.

Apparently not from what I've been told.

When her girlfriends visit her they giggle and ask me about things
that would embarrass a drunken sailor !

I don't understand it myself .
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 2:00:00 PM EST
[#37]
If she's a psycho, she's hot in bed.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 2:01:49 PM EST
[#38]

Quoted:
If she's a psycho, she's hot in bed.


and if she cuts your penis off and throws it out the window of a moving car down the highway, you'll know she psycho.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 2:06:40 PM EST
[#39]
If you tie her up, it doesn't matter whether she's wild or not.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 2:10:33 PM EST
[#40]

Quoted:

Have you ever considered that what makes a woman wild in bed,
may just be the man ?



Oh shit! Look for the chicks with tats on the small of their back or the slightly chubby and not great(5-7) looking. They will ROCK your world.

Yes College can be very tireing
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 2:56:24 PM EST
[#41]
You get what you pay for
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 3:07:33 PM EST
[#42]
I can't believe no one has mentioned these yet.  

Red hair

Twins

Just my experience.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 3:36:44 PM EST
[#43]
yup, Marlboro reds = Freak in the sack
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 3:49:56 PM EST
[#44]

Quoted:
I can't believe no one has mentioned these yet.  

Red hair

Twins

Just my experience.


Don't know about the twin thing, but redheads are pretty hot in the sack... of course that might be because they're also pretty crazy.  Just my experience.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 3:50:45 PM EST
[#45]
The eyes.
Never fails.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 3:52:58 PM EST
[#46]
Piercings which she is showing off, tattoos she is showing off, alcohol, drugs use, cigarette smoker.

Anyone who engages in high risk behavior is likely to be more freaky.

That being said you should never sleep with a woman that has more problems then you. I also think most women want/expect (even if they don't say so) the man to take the reins in the bed room. To a point you control her freakiness by 1. how comfortable she is with you and 2. by initiating what you want.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 3:53:27 PM EST
[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Have you ever considered that what makes a woman wild in bed,
may just be the man ?




Seriously, that is some funny shit....


Laugh it up Sparky .

That's what my wife said when I asked her about it .


My esteemed colleague is correct.
Many a girl has said "I did not know I had that side" until after a date or two with me.
Link Posted: 8/16/2007 3:55:23 PM EST
[#48]

Quoted:
Piercings which she is showing off, tattoos she is showing off, alcohol, drugs use, cigarette smoker.

Anyone who engages in high risk behavior is likely to be more freaky.


In my experience, I find that the risk takers are usually more promiscuous, but not necessarily more adventurous.
YMMV.
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