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Posted: 9/27/2004 11:34:39 AM EST
What do you say when you go up to a woman you would like to talk to?

CRC
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:36:30 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 11:36:57 AM EST by Panzerwolf]
Hi my name is:FILL IN BLANK

I saw you and just wanted say hi.

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:36:42 AM EST
I usually just lick my eye brows and see where that leads.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:37:34 AM EST
Me: Hey, those are some cute shoes.

Her: Thanks.

Me: Did you buy them new??


That works wonders. Serioulsly. Most guys approach a woman and basically kiss up to her, which women detest. Using the above line tells them that you're both funny and you are not going to bow down to her. The above makes the implied suggestion that she buys her shoes USED!

CMOS
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:38:10 AM EST
Hi. My name is Joe.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:39:15 AM EST
Make me a sammich, bitch.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:40:00 AM EST
HI THERE!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:40:38 AM EST
"Hi, I'm a jerk, who will treat you like trash, sleep with your female friends, and kick you to the curb when your shit gets old".
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:40:52 AM EST
Quit staring, I'm married.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:41:14 AM EST
"Ummm...Hi...ummm...I'm....ummmm...YOU'RE PREEEETTTTYYYYYY...ummm...hehheh...my name is (choke) Gene...ummm....ummmm......ummmm......MOMMY!!!!!!!!!"
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:41:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By CMOS:
Me: Hey, those are some cute shoes.

Her: Thanks.

Me: Did you buy them new?? Wanna f**k?



Fixed it for you.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:42:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By 87gn:
Make me a sammich, bitch.



Is that in a restaurant?

CRC
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:42:56 AM EST
I say -- I am gods gift to women, and he has blessed you today.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:43:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By CRC:

Originally Posted By 87gn:
Make me a sammich, bitch.



Is that in a restaurant?

CRC



Heh, no, but it would be funny to see the look on some waitress's face if I said that...

maybe this is why I am single?
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:43:21 AM EST
Hi, usually works pretty well.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:43:26 AM EST
Notice something about them, and comment on it.

"Nice shoes. By the way, my name is...."


How hard is it?

If you're really industrious, notice several things beforehand.....a good 'first conversation' should last longer than the time frame you have to finish it, whether that's 5 minutes or an hour.

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:46:51 AM EST
That makes sense.

"Nice zit and overbite".

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:54:56 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 11:56:22 AM EST by Rob877]
Any thing that comes to my mind but I usually Say Hi I'm XXXXX . I gave up On pick up lines along time ago. I usuall can pick up 1out of 5 woman I hit on I am alittle Rusty
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 11:58:48 AM EST
HEY BITCH! I"M RICK JAMES!


Works everytime.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:00:48 PM EST
"Hi, my name is Bob. How much are lap dances?"
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:03:10 PM EST
Hi, I am George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:05:14 PM EST
"Excuse me, my friend over there wants to know if you think I'm cute."

or

"Hi, my name is Chimborazo, and I thiink you're quite attractive. Could I perhaps interest you in buying me a drink?"
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:06:42 PM EST
I just got out of rehab and DOJ denied my handgun purchase, wanna make some fast cash with your ID and my money?
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:09:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
I usually just lick my eye brows and see where that leads.



Pretty much the same technique here, except I nonchalantly toss my cock over my shoulder right before I lick my eyebrows.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:10:18 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 12:11:57 PM EST by wedge1082]
When I met her in the hospital (she is a nurse) I could not think of anything to say, so I asked her about if hand sanitizer worked or not (there was a bottle behind her). I came back up a couple days later and just asked her if she would like to have dinner sometime.

Happily married with a child and a dog now.


eta - Plus I am Catholic.


Catholics have big penises.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:10:23 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:11:39 PM EST
"How much for an hour?"
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:11:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 12:16:02 PM EST by Winston_Wolf]

Originally Posted By CMOS:

Me: Hey, those are some cute shoes.

Her: Thanks.

Me: Did you buy them new??

CMOS



Her: Yes, why do you ask?

Me: Because they look worn out and second-hand

... WTF?
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:12:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By Wave:
"Pull Over"



Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:13:24 PM EST
Winnah winnah...chicken dinnah!!!!!!!


Originally Posted By Wave:
"Pull Over"

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:13:37 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:14:10 PM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
When I met her in the hospital (she is a nurse) I could not think of anything to say, so I asked her about if hand sanitizer worked or not (there was a bottle behind her). I came back up a couple days later and just asked her if she would like to have dinner sometime.

Happily married with a child and a dog now.


eta - Plus I am Catholic.


Catholics have big penises.



and large balls
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:14:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By Wave:
"Pull Over"

Followed by a loud zipping sound right before she says "Oh No! Not ANOTHER Breathalyzer?"
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:15:42 PM EST
"Yes, I plan on tipping!"
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:16:37 PM EST
[joey] Haayoooo Dooooin! [/joey]
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:18:31 PM EST
This may be difficult to believe but I've got to let you know something. I can't believe how attractive you are and how just seeing you in this light has changed my life. You see I had alwasys thought I was impotent but after seeing you I've realized I'm not. Can I buy you a drink to show my appreciation?
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:20:00 PM EST
[jmt]you will take me to your bedroom now[/jmt]
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:22:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By Hokie:
"Yes, I plan on tipping!"



You crack me up with that mention every time.

The best was when you fooled the womenz though.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 12:25:05 PM EST
"hi, i'm lokt"
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 2:49:09 PM EST
You look PURDY!! Now, bend over!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 2:52:01 PM EST
"It puts the lotion in the basket!"

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 2:53:05 PM EST
I'm Buck and I like to fuck.

Couldn't resist it.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 2:58:05 PM EST
Shove a rag in her face and ask "Does this smell like chloroform?"
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 2:59:57 PM EST
"Hi, I love my wife so this ill never work out!"

MT
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 3:04:05 PM EST
The first contact is the most delicate, unless you intend to waste a lot of time. I think terseness and honesty will work in your favor. Do not pretend you want to be friends, express your interest in her appearance.

I really couldn't give a crap about a chick's shoes. Her nice bodily attributes, on the other hand, is an entirely different matter. I do comment about them. My wife hasn't slapped me yet :).

Just watch out for alcoholic sluts. Do not become attracted to them. They are plentiful in the ATL area here where I am. Well, I'm married, so I have to avoi them.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 3:07:35 PM EST

" Howdy, may I have 2 Famous Stars with extra onions, a large order of fries, and a large iced tea with lemon..."
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 3:16:06 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 3:18:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By DScott:
"It puts the lotion in the basket!"




Oh your hot tonight....................................
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 3:23:08 PM EST
a little move I like to refer to as "the helicopter"
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 3:23:42 PM EST
I skydive, want to touch me?
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 3:26:32 PM EST
If they are bilingual and speak spanish and english, I like to say for laughs.

"Soy Ricardo Jaime, puta."

Or I just act like myself and say hello.


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