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Posted: 12/1/2001 4:25:33 PM EDT
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... Be gentle with her. Just let her know that it time to move on. The times you had together were good but you've got to continue your journey.
... Flowers are a nice gesture too. |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 4:36:00 PM EDT
[#2]
I don't even want to know what you've been rolling around with. [:X*] |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 4:46:41 PM EDT
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If you'd stop riding her hershey highway, you probably wouldn't have that odor problem.
[:D] |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 4:50:23 PM EDT
[#4]
LOL This is the cleanest dirty post I have ever read. [;D]
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Posted: 12/1/2001 4:59:18 PM EDT
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You'll get used to the heterosexual life after awhile, Achmed, and that smell won't bother you. You've got to try, man. Who knows, maybe in time you'll learn to like it.
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Posted: 12/1/2001 5:07:15 PM EDT
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[red][center][size=4]"Hey! This fish smells like.....[/size=4] [i]Oh, never mind.[/i][/center][/red] |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 5:16:43 PM EDT
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Man, try to keep that smell on you as long as you can. It will act like a pheromone, attracting more women at the bar. Well, at least the lezbos.
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Posted: 12/1/2001 5:31:07 PM EDT
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You don't like the smell of pvssy? You're not one of...[b]those[/b]...are you?
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Posted: 12/1/2001 5:33:33 PM EDT
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Memories, just think of memories
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Posted: 12/1/2001 5:40:06 PM EDT
[#10]
After 20 years in the fish business, NOTHING smells fishy to ME. Pine Sol should do the trick.
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Posted: 12/1/2001 5:49:30 PM EDT
[#11]
HeHe.
This reminds me of a guy in high school who had a girl in the back seat of his old man's car while his friend was driving some back country roads. After they dropped her off, the driver made him wear a glove they found in the trunk to keep the stink down. Next sunday, on the way to church, his dad kept saying "What the hell stinks in here?!". He was wearing the glove his son used to contain said stink the night or two before!! The guy has been called "stink finger" ever since. Rent the movie "Silkwood" and watch the decontamination scene, or get some of that stuff the coroner puts under his nose while elbow deep.....Or find a chick with a better smelling hatchet wound. I never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 6:04:34 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted: If you'd stop riding her hershey highway, you probably wouldn't have that odor problem. [:D] Actually, that end smells a LOT better. [barf] I asked about switching, but no dice! I mean, seriously, this chick's is the worst I've ever had the pleasure of, uh, anyway, hmm. Golgo-13, usually I *love* the smell of pvssy! There are varying degrees. This one. . . . ControlFreak, which high school did that girl go to?? I'm thinking I might ask where she went. Thanks for the warning; I'll be sure we take *her* car when "parking" somewhere. Pine-Sol, hmmmm? Ok! I'll try that! |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 6:20:03 PM EDT
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Does she use the sponge? they say it is good for a few days, but after some wild sex , it starts to smell really bad
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Posted: 12/1/2001 7:12:54 PM EDT
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Try "Goo Gone" or "Formby's Lemon Oil". Both are available @ Home Depot, Lowes, etc.
:*) |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 7:26:40 PM EDT
[#15]
Then there's always Brasso. Makes it sparkle and smell nice too.
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Posted: 12/1/2001 7:36:38 PM EDT
[#16]
CLP! is the miracle cure!
If that don't work, break out the Hoppes #9 Nitro! [:D] |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 7:36:40 PM EDT
[#17]
Achmed, dude I think I went out with that girl about two years ago!
She will never go away man, you are doomed! No wonder I didn't get my weekly stalker phone call this week. Thank you! (on the bright side though she will clean you floors while you take a shower) |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 7:58:34 PM EDT
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If there is THAT much of a smell, then that woman ain't clean!!!!! Puddy doesn't smell, or it shouldn't anyway... Mabey its just High School girls...
You didn't see any yellow cottage cheese-like stuff down there did you? GAG... BISHOP |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 8:07:57 PM EDT
[#19]
What?
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Posted: 12/1/2001 8:12:35 PM EDT
[#20]
Try a nylon shotgun brush with bore solvent....
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Posted: 12/1/2001 8:17:49 PM EDT
[#21]
After I broke up with my exgirlfriend, my friend commented on how much better my breath started smelling.
Might I suggest you drop her a subtle hint or two. Christmas is close, give her FDS as a stocking stuffer. Make her take shower with you before, use a brillo pad. Tell her she REALLY REALLY needs to go see her OB/GYN. Wear a clothes pin on your nose. Gas mask MOPPS gear Have HazMat on speed dial. Oh, this is even below me. |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 8:19:39 PM EDT
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Achmed,
It isn't natural for your woman's cooter to smell like fish, she may have a yeast infection. A healthy punta is the sweetest smell in the world, maybe there is an excess of hair that other smells are sticking to. Not trying to put down your woman but there isn't anything natural about fish odor. |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 8:28:30 PM EDT
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Soap and water, soap and water, soap and water!
What the hell's wrong with this world? The most ignorant thing I've ever read is that the virus that causes [i][b]herpes[/b][/i], is utterly destroyed by simple soap and water! So why so much herpes? Don't folks realize you must wash thoroughly before every meal? Hell, even a stupid racoon cleans its food in water before it eats it! Eric The(Think-IsTheRacoonAboveMeOrBelowMeOnTheFoodChain?)Hun[>]:)] |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 8:40:09 PM EDT
[#24]
Oh, another word of practical advise.....
Don't do Ass to Pussy. |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 8:46:30 PM EDT
[#25]
All I have to say is ..........
RUN!!!!!!!!!! Don't look back. If a shower don't help ......nevermind, it might be to late already. |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 9:33:56 PM EDT
[#26]
KEROSENE
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Posted: 12/1/2001 9:36:56 PM EDT
[#27]
Well hell,,, somebody has to ask,,,,,,Did you eat her,,,,,,,????????
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Posted: 12/1/2001 9:42:01 PM EDT
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smeg·ma (smgm)
n. A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Latin smgma, detergent, from Greek, from smkhein, to wash off.] [sex] |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 9:56:05 PM EDT
[#29]
What are you guys talking about? I don't get it.
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Posted: 12/1/2001 10:02:09 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted: smeg·ma (smgm) n. A sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Latin smgma, detergent, from Greek, from smkhein, to wash off.] [sex] LOL! Does the sex dictionary really say CHEESY? HAHAHAHA! What the hell do you think we're talking about anyway? This girl is apparently leaking some smelly smegma fluid! I take pride in the name I selected for the AR15.com boys, I'm RRotz on the FALFILES but I forgot my password and other stuff so I had to make a new account and Smeghead was the best I could think of. :) |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 10:11:50 PM EDT
[#31]
Diesel Fuel
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Posted: 12/1/2001 10:12:55 PM EDT
[#32]
don't know if this helps but usually when you cook fish, some alcohol helps get rid of that fishy smell.
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Posted: 12/1/2001 10:17:44 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: don't know if this helps but usually when you cook fish, some alcohol helps get rid of that fishy smell. Uh, fresh fish doesn't smell like fish, it smells like the sea. Unfresh Fish is fishy smelling and shouldn't be eaten..... |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 10:23:32 PM EDT
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so fresh fish doesn't smell like fish? I'd always thought the fish smell is supposed to be that fresh fish smell. I can't imagine what rotten fish smells like.
usually strongly aromatic molecules are like esters. So try using some organic solvent? |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 10:37:21 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted: so fresh fish doesn't smell like fish? I'd always thought the fish smell is supposed to be that fresh fish smell. I can't imagine what rotten fish smells like. Please believe me, I'm a cunnilingus.....er......culinary expert here. When buying fresh fish at the market look for clear eyes, not cloudy and no strong odor of fish but a salty sea smell. A rotten fish smell is just that......rotten fish. |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 10:46:31 PM EDT
[#36]
When you smell it everyday for a living it stops bothering you. Rather like Taco Bell if you ask me. Now, green or cottage cheesy discharge is something else!
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Posted: 12/1/2001 10:47:50 PM EDT
[#37]
Nice to meet all you fellow "cunning linguists" ha ha ha
[:p] |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 10:52:21 PM EDT
[#38]
Quoted: Nice to meet all you fellow "cunning linguists" ha ha ha [:p] I was wondering when someone was going to use that "cunning linguist" quote, bugger me for not using it first! |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 11:11:16 PM EDT
[#39]
why don't you eat a lemon
It is as good as some of the other advice you have gotten john |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 11:29:15 PM EDT
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While you are taking that long shower, make sure you shampoo that mustache dude. Works wonders after a night of Swisher Sweets and warm beer too.
- Anarki |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 11:29:29 PM EDT
[#41]
This is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time!
Hmmmm, I would use some good hand cleaner..you know the kind that takes off oil and grease that mechanics use! They make one that smells like oranges! However, good old gun scrubber would probably work...may burn a bit at first but the pain will go away! Okay...that part about the gun scrubber was a joke and play on words...get it...gun scrubber... this is my rifle this is my GUN one is for fighting one is for fun...hahaha..get it? Oh well! medcop |
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Posted: 12/1/2001 11:57:44 PM EDT
[#42]
she may have vaganosis
a very odoriferous neither region (and i mean REAL bad) on the weaker sex is one of the symptoms. smelly discharge is another. And yes is cureable with a vist to the ob/gyn. or you can just use beer. one can for her the other eleven for you. |
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Posted: 12/2/2001 12:09:23 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted: Nice to meet all you fellow "cunning linguists" ha ha ha [:p] ... I don't know what that smell is but it [i]"kinda lingers"[/i] |
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Posted: 12/2/2001 5:07:28 AM EDT
[#44]
I don't get it.
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Posted: 12/2/2001 5:13:51 AM EDT
[#45]
Military Issue Rifle Bore Solvent....anything dangerous enough to cause cancer should clean just about ANYTHING............. [}:D]
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Posted: 12/2/2001 5:32:37 AM EDT
[#46]
Date a better class of womenz? [BD]
Eric The(Hey!IGottaEatThat,Remember?)Hun[>]:)] |
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Posted: 12/2/2001 5:38:07 AM EDT
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I was in this situation once, and I didn't have the heart to be rude and come up for air... [0j]
I swear that it stuck with me for several days, and about made me puke everytime I thought about it. [puke] Napalm couldn't cut that stench! [pyro] |
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Posted: 12/2/2001 5:42:09 AM EDT
[#48]
Try not waiting til the next day before taking a shower, shower right after not 12 hrs later dude
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Posted: 12/2/2001 5:46:10 AM EDT
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Just gotta get her earlier on her shift, a few tricks are okay, but by morning, its bound to be ripe. Never met a woman I couldnt lick, but I pass on yours! Got drain-o?
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Posted: 12/2/2001 5:58:59 AM EDT
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Quoted: Soap and water, soap and water, soap and water! What the hell's wrong with this world? The most ignorant thing I've ever read is that the virus that causes [i][b]herpes[/b][/i], is utterly destroyed by simple soap and water! So why so much herpes? Don't folks realize you must wash thoroughly before every meal? Hell, even a stupid racoon cleans its food in water before it eats it! Eric The(Think-IsTheRacoonAboveMeOrBelowMeOnTheFoodChain?)Hun[>]:)] so, you can prevent herpes by washing your racoon before you eat it??? [;)] No_Expert |
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