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Posted: 11/2/2009 4:15:57 PM EST
According to the wife, the little bastard has been barking all day. Neighbor is not home, and is not answering his cell or texts. I really don't want to call the cops, but this shit is getting old. Any ideas?
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:17:25 PM EST
Get some white bread and peanut butter, roll some good size globs into balls with the bread and give to said dog, should be good for a while.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:17:26 PM EST
a can and some 9mm sub sonic loads
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:17:48 PM EST
give him some treats or throw a tennis ball back there so he can play with it and occupy himself.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:18:20 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:18:34 PM EST
Originally Posted By coldair:
a can and some 9mm sub sonic loads


smart
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:19:04 PM EST
Originally Posted By Rockdiver:
Get some white bread and peanut butter, roll some good size globs into balls with the bread and give to said dog, should be good for a while.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!

BARK! BARK!! BARK!
*snif snif

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Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:20:06 PM EST
Antifreeze?
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:20:09 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2009 4:20:28 PM EST by gtpness]
Apartment/townhouse setting? You're fucked. If it's an outside dog I'm a sure any number of properly aimed projectiles of your choosing could persuade it to stfu.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:21:03 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2009 4:21:26 PM EST by Shott8283]
5.56

<–––– or these if you want to make a statement
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:22:20 PM EST
For Purse Dogs:


For dogs bigger than purses:
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:22:45 PM EST
IBTL
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:23:39 PM EST


fox 5.3?


Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:25:05 PM EST
Hey, threw my dogs Kong with PB over the fence. I'll get it back next time I see him and we discuss the barking K9
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:25:54 PM EST
Roofies




Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:27:11 PM EST
There are some questions that shouldn't be asked on a gun board...
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:29:24 PM EST
Throw him a bone?? 5.56 one
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:30:23 PM EST
a dish of peanut butter and a saucer of Prestone to chase it down...
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:34:48 PM EST
I don't know how your local law enforcement is set up, but I have had very good results with calling the police and then code enforcement.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:36:03 PM EST
Originally Posted By Dilbert_556:
There are some questions that shouldn't be asked on a gun board...


This

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:37:40 PM EST

Originally Posted By armoredsaint:
IBTL


Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:38:23 PM EST
Throwing stars, aim for the throat.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:39:13 PM EST
Hire this man

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:40:17 PM EST
Whatever you do, do not reward him with a treat.

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:40:25 PM EST
Heard from neighbor. He'll be home in a 1/2 hour to take care of the dog. On a side note, the other neighbors dog is in heat. That is what is causing the problem. And for those wondering, pie trumps dog toy filled with treats. He wanted nothing to do with it.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:45:22 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:47:29 PM EST
dog+woodchipper=solution

I've done this before to my neighbor's cat.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:48:28 PM EST
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:51:05 PM EST
Something tough to chew on...should keep his trap shut for a while.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:55:12 PM EST
My mom has four mutt's that barked constantly at anything. Airplanes,leaves,birds etc. Shes pretty old and has since hit three of them with her truck.Nothing serious, just a painful bump or a drive over the foot.Those three dogs are now very well mannered. They only bark at me now.And I'm not the one that hit them with a truck.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:57:15 PM EST


Of course you would name a gun the hippy husher. Why come you not have any shenanigans lately?
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:57:22 PM EST
They have ultrasonic and so forth anti-barking devices, no idea how well they work. They have sensors that respond to the barking, then shoot out this ultrasonic noise at them in return. Supposedly it teaches them to associate the annoying noise with barking, and they'll stop barking.

Other ones are fully audible and aimed at the neighbor's house so that the neighbors hear the noise too.

I've never tried these but they umm, sound interesting.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 4:58:25 PM EST


I hate this hacker shit!

Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:04:14 PM EST
Keep calling the law. The tickets add up. Either the owner will get rid of the dog eventually when it costs them too much, or the court takes the nuisance dog. Two of my neighbors dogs are finally gone!! YIPPEE! Only 3 more to go! Sigh
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:06:54 PM EST
Originally Posted By wesmerc:


Of course you would name a gun the hippy husher. Why come you not have any shenanigans lately?

Just been busy, bro. I only log on once, maybe twice a week lately, it seems.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:08:40 PM EST
Originally Posted By MyrnaTheMinx:
I don't know how your local law enforcement is set up, but I have had very good results with calling the police and then code enforcement.


Sometimes they are just waiting for someone to call

I had a dog keeping me up one night so I called

In less than10 mins I saw 3+ cars there

Found out in the local paper the guys dog had bit (or tried to) a Mailman and some other stuff but it was done in a way they could do nothing
My call was all they needed
He resisted arrest too
But I think he might have done it for real
Not the sharpest tack from what I could tell
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:09:44 PM EST

Originally Posted By peekay:


I hate this hacker shit!


Uh uh uh... You didn't say the magic word... Uh uh uh...Uh uh uh...Uh uh uh...Uh uh uh...Uh uh uh...Uh uh uh...Uh uh uh...
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:11:37 PM EST
Originally Posted By wesmerc:


Of course you would name a gun the hippy husher. Why come you not have any shenanigans lately?



cause shenanigans is too much of a work


Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:17:07 PM EST
The dog is in heat?

I think we all know what the dog wants. Find it a mate!
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:17:28 PM EST
If it's before 11:00 (or whatever the cut-off time for your local "disturbing the peace" noise ordinance is), you deal with it.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:19:12 PM EST
Can't believe no one said "kill it with fire" yet
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:26:22 PM EST
Originally Posted By VaFarmBoy:
Antifreeze?


i remember someone got banned before for suggesting this
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:30:28 PM EST
Originally Posted By VaFarmBoy:
Antifreeze?


You mean 'greenie weenies'...
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:34:47 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2009 5:37:25 PM EST by USP45Tim]
Try to talk to the neighbors first? I know it's a new concept and everything.
Link Posted: 11/2/2009 5:43:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/2/2009 5:43:15 PM EST by 82ND-ABN]
conduct code violations
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