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Posted: 10/19/2004 8:13:09 PM EST
I need a character of the African-American persuasion to audition for an upcoming ARFCOM film.


So if this fits your description let me know.

Thick skin and a sense of humor is required.


Girliemen need not apply


Thank you


Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 8:39:47 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 8:39:59 PM EST by Voldermortist]
Jesse Jackson? you could always use him in your films like South Park always kills Kenny.


either that or Michael Moore.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 8:39:57 PM EST
ask 2WhiskeyP
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 8:50:21 PM EST
BTW, I need two of them


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 8:55:20 PM EST
RACIST PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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OK, just kidding!!

Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:02:39 PM EST
There is a quota?
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:05:19 PM EST
You can use me.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:14:47 PM EST
what about shoepolish?

worked for Amos & Andy...
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:16:18 PM EST
Sorry Im far too white
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:20:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By Taxman:
Sorry Im far too white



same here
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:20:31 PM EST
Um I smoke Newports, drink 40's and eat soul food, but I'm white as they come.
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:21:41 PM EST
Sorry Sarge, Im white
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:29:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
I need a character of the African-American persuasion to audition for an upcoming ARFCOM film.


So if this fits your description let me know.

Thick skin and a sense of humor is required.


Girliemen need not apply


Thank you


Sgtar15



African-American persuasian? There's NO such thing! in THAT context, they're either African or they are American, these is NO inbetween! They can even be an American who happens to be black or an African who happens to be white. Although, if you REALLY MUST be politically correct, one of the characters can be a gay black female with a hispanic surname. "Jessica Jackson Gonzalez".

BTW, IBTL
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:31:47 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 9:31:57 PM EST by GodBlessTexas]
Do they both have to be African-American, or can one of them be just slightly brown like me?

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:36:51 PM EST
I think Teresa Heinz is African-American....
Link Posted: 10/19/2004 9:40:47 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/19/2004 9:41:17 PM EST by Maddogkiller]
The proper word is negro.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:24:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By GodBlessTexas:
Do they both have to be African-American, or can one of them be just slightly brown like me?

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...



Maybe....I might have to take some poetic liseance here.


Sgtar15
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:25:14 AM EST
What if I tan up real good?
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:25:48 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:31:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By Maddogkiller:
The proper word is negro.



First is was the "n" word, then it was negro, then colored, then African-American, now its Black, but yet, they still call each other "n's".

Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:31:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
BTW, I need two of them


SGatr15



And they both are the first characters that die in the film. Go figure.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:33:51 AM EST
I'm black from the waist down.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:39:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By DOA:

Originally Posted By Maddogkiller:
The proper word is negro.



First is was the "n" word, then it was negro, then colored, then African-American, now its Black, but yet, they still call each other "n's".




I've thought about that situation, and here's my .02: It doesn't affect me one way or the other. If people want to be referred "black," "colored," "African-American," "melanin-enhanced" or whatever, it seems to me it's only polite to do so. It strikes me as no different from a guy whose name is T. Cholmondely Frink III saying "Call me 'Trip.'" Ok, I'll call him "Trip."

As for how people within a group address each other, you have to admit that there's a big difference between your hunting buddy referring to you as a redneck and a stranger from New York doing it.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:41:25 AM EST
I am staying out of this
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:42:01 AM EST

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
I've thought about that situation, and here's my .02: It doesn't affect me one way or the other. If people want to be referred "black," "colored," "African-American," "melanin-enhanced" or whatever, it seems to me it's only polite to do so. It strikes me as no different from a guy whose name is T. Cholmondely Frink III saying "Call me 'Trip.'" Ok, I'll call him "Trip."

As for how people within a group address each other, you have to admit that there's a big difference between your hunting buddy referring to you as a redneck and a stranger from New York doing it.



I like the way you stated that.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 5:50:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
I need a character of the African-American persuasion to audition for an upcoming ARFCOM film.


So if this fits your description let me know.

Thick skin and a sense of humor is required.


Girliemen need not apply


Thank you


Sgtar15




What happened to Cav? His character had the most memorable line in any of the films, "CRACKA DOWN!"

I need more Cracka Down, baby.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:41:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgthoskins:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
BTW, I need two of them


SGatr15



And they both are the first characters that die in the film. Go figure.




LOL


No, they will be treated just as disrespectfully as the rest.


SGatr154
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:46:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By sgthoskins:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
BTW, I need two of them

SGatr15



And they both are the first characters that die in the film. Go figure.



LOL

No, they will be treated just as disrespectfully as the rest.

SGatr154



Now that is the single most racially unifying thing I have ever hear anyone say.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 6:48:40 AM EST
I bet this is probably one of those "casting couch" auditions, isn't it?
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 8:19:35 AM EST
Hey sarge- If your near southern cali., I might be able to help ya out. Gotta brush up on my ghettoese, though I speak near fluent southernese (grew up in S.C./N.C.) and fluent American . Do I need to buy a corn row wig, or will you be supplying them (I also don't own a do-rag )
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 8:30:46 AM EST
Why not just use anyone? Who cares what color somebody is? Hell, you can use my name under whichever character you have. I don't get offended by much.



Link Posted: 10/20/2004 9:21:03 AM EST

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:
Why not just use anyone? Who cares what color somebody is? Hell, you can use my name under whichever character you have. I don't get offended by much.







Sounds good.


You are now black.
Link Posted: 10/20/2004 9:30:25 AM EST
Hmmm....... I was born a poor black child..........
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