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Posted: 3/11/2005 8:58:46 AM EST
I lost mine in a tragic accident involving Clorox, a midget, some tongue depressers, and a shop-vac.

How about you?
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:00:03 AM EST
I only have a .38 and a 10/22.

Scott
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:00:34 AM EST

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:
I lost mine in a tragic accident involving Clorox, a midget, some tongue depressers, and a shop-vac.

How about you?



A snorkel, a pair of vise grips, and that one fat guy that played comic relief on the original Kojak series.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:01:18 AM EST
Deep sea fishing accident - lost everything. Why I would have my entire gun collection with me while deep sea fishing? I don't know - maybe it was to protect from pirates arrrgh.

Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:01:45 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/11/2005 9:02:28 AM EST by FortyFiveAutomatic]
Everyone seems to lose them on a boat. Is that true, or is it some kind of joke? If the former, how hard is it NOT to bring your entire gun collection on your farkin' boat???

ETA: The above is a fine example.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:02:29 AM EST

Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:
Everyone seems to lose them on a boat. Is that true, or is it some kind of joke? If the former, how hard is it NOT to bring your entire gun collection on your farkin' boat???


Might be a big boat, dude.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:03:18 AM EST
I lost them at the car wash. I drew dem down de drain.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:03:41 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/11/2005 9:04:15 AM EST by archer2]
Tragic fire hot enough to vaporize everything..........Insurance company acted quickly and I was able to build an exact replica of my house in a very short time.....even the neighbors didn't notice......................................................................................
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:03:54 AM EST
Fell in a man hole.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:03:57 AM EST
tragic cotton picker accident, those spindles can literally reduce a firearm to toothpick sized scraps of their former selves

im sorry.................i promised myself i wouldnt cry
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:04:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:

Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:
Everyone seems to lose them on a boat. Is that true, or is it some kind of joke? If the former, how hard is it NOT to bring your entire gun collection on your farkin' boat???


Might be a big boat, dude.



All mine were lost in a series of tragic canoe mishaps. You think I would have learned after the first few... but no.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:07:14 AM EST

Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:
Everyone seems to lose them on a boat. Is that true, or is it some kind of joke? If the former, how hard is it NOT to bring your entire gun collection on your farkin' boat???



Nobody loses them all in a boating accident. You always leave your 10/22 and a .38 revolver in the car just in case there's a tragic accident. Try paying a little attention when you read, OK?

I lost mine when I pulled off the road to take a leak while en route to a chartered deep-sea fishing trip. Tragically, a sinkhole opened up and swallowed my car, in which I had my entire gun collection, which I always took with me when fishing offshore. Sadly, I had put my 10/22 and a .38 in the car as well, (just in case a tragic accident occurred while I was at sea with the rest of my gun collection) so I don't have squat now.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:07:59 AM EST
I never had any. Guns are scawy.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:08:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:

Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:
Everyone seems to lose them on a boat. Is that true, or is it some kind of joke? If the former, how hard is it NOT to bring your entire gun collection on your farkin' boat???



Nobody loses them all in a boating accident. You always leave your 10/22 and a .38 revolver in the car just in case there's a tragic accident. Try paying a little attention when you read, OK?

I lost mine when I pulled off the road to take a leak while en route to a chartered deep-sea fishing trip. Tragically, a sinkhole opened up and swallowed my car, in which I had my entire gun collection, which I always took with me when fishing offshore. Sadly, I had put my 10/22 and a .38 in the car as well, (just in case a tragic accident occurred while I was at sea with the rest of my gun collection) so I don't have squat now.



Bullshit.

I have heard more than once how people lose their entire collections on a boat. What is that, seriously?
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:09:06 AM EST
Ummmmmm.................my dog ate them. Ya....that's it. Then he ran away.......But... I do check every doggie-do-do I see in the chance I will find them .......Yep, thats my story.. and I'm stinkin', I mean, stickin' to it......
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:09:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:

Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:
Everyone seems to lose them on a boat. Is that true, or is it some kind of joke? If the former, how hard is it NOT to bring your entire gun collection on your farkin' boat???



Nobody loses them all in a boating accident. You always leave your 10/22 and a .38 revolver in the car just in case there's a tragic accident. Try paying a little attention when you read, OK?

I lost mine when I pulled off the road to take a leak while en route to a chartered deep-sea fishing trip. Tragically, a sinkhole opened up and swallowed my car, in which I had my entire gun collection, which I always took with me when fishing offshore. Sadly, I had put my 10/22 and a .38 in the car as well, (just in case a tragic accident occurred while I was at sea with the rest of my gun collection) so I don't have squat now.



Bullshit.

I have heard more than once how people lose their entire collections on a boat. What is that, seriously?



You were apparently born missing the humor gene.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:10:51 AM EST
got a new welding set up and dewatted my guns and made a Peace sculpture out of them flying the UN flag
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:11:21 AM EST

Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:
Bullshit.

I have heard more than once how people lose their entire collections on a boat. What is that, seriously?

Not bullshit. Boating can be very dangerous. Each year more guns are lost in boating accidents than any other type of vehicular accident. Don't believe me? Take your guns out for a little cruise around a lake, adn see how many get lost. Happens ALL the time, man.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:11:49 AM EST
Ice fishing.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:13:14 AM EST
All of My firearms were abducted by aliens.
The replacements were lost in a tragic accident involving a time machine and a condom.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:13:46 AM EST

Originally Posted By Janus:
Ice fishing.



You need to cut a smaller hole.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:14:25 AM EST
Since "losing" property during divoce proceedings doesn't fly with family court judges, can y'all just imagine what a Special Firearms Terrorism Tribunal would think of these little games?
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:15:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:
I have heard more than once how people lose their entire collections on a boat. What is that, seriously?



As a group, we boat a lot. We usually take our entire collection along, even for short fishing trips. Accidents happen.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:15:33 AM EST
9 months of unemployment.

Oh, wait... This is supposed to be a humorous thread.

Mike
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:16:15 AM EST
Well. I was toying around with this chemistry project I found on the internet and an unfortunate series of events unfolded that ended up with all my firearms being destroyed by a violent thermite reaction.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:16:18 AM EST
I turned all mine in for Nike tennis shoes.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:16:31 AM EST
Yeah I had left the 10/22 and .38 in the car while I was deep sea fisting but the car apparently rolled off the dock and fell into the ocean while we were gone.

Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:16:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By offctr:
All of My firearms were abducted by aliens.



God, I hate to think of your ARs undergoing the anal probe. . . .
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:16:40 AM EST
Well, I was running out of crack money, so...

Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:16:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By NattyGuard:
Since "losing" property during divoce proceedings doesn't fly with family court judges, can y'all just imagine what a Special Firearms Terrorism Tribunal would think of these little games?

They don't have jurisdiction in international waters. Boating accidents can happen anytime, anywhere. Always wear a life jacket! I've been working on adapting a little one for a dachsund to work on an M4gery, but evry time I test it, *Ploop*, right to the bottom of the lake.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:17:11 AM EST
A tube of toothpaste and a jelly donut were involved in my loss.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:22:43 AM EST
I have to admit that I have lied about losing my guns in a boating accident. I thought it would be a convenient and completely credible way to mislead others into believing that I don't own guns any more. The truth is that I never owned any guns in the first place. The belong to God. I just borrow them from his safe from time to time.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:23:15 AM EST
Tragic circumstances involving a tube of toothpaste, tube socks and the neighbors dog. Sad, very sad.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:28:57 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/11/2005 9:29:47 AM EST by NAM]
I had a horrible smelting accident.

I Loooooooovvve Guuunnnns. De Tashte. De Schmell. De Tecktsure.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:31:25 AM EST
What is this "gun collection" that you speak of?
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:33:46 AM EST

I lost mine when I pulled off the road to take a leak while en route to a chartered deep-sea fishing trip. Tragically, a sinkhole opened up and swallowed my car, in which I had my entire gun collection, which I always took with me when fishing offshore. Sadly, I had put my 10/22 and a .38 in the car as well, (just in case a tragic accident occurred while I was at sea with the rest of my gun collection) so I don't have squat now.


NO SHIT!! Man, thats almost exactly how all of mine were lost. I swear it is a small, ironic world isn't it?
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:36:08 AM EST
Can you say "Divorce" ???????
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:37:02 AM EST
I had mine in a safe, but I lost the key and forgot the combination. So I just took the whole thing to the dump and left it.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:38:55 AM EST
I lost mine entire collection in a boating accident. Luckily nobody was hurt.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:39:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By PAEBR332:

Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:

Originally Posted By FortyFiveAutomatic:
Everyone seems to lose them on a boat. Is that true, or is it some kind of joke? If the former, how hard is it NOT to bring your entire gun collection on your farkin' boat???



Nobody loses them all in a boating accident. You always leave your 10/22 and a .38 revolver in the car just in case there's a tragic accident. Try paying a little attention when you read, OK?

I lost mine when I pulled off the road to take a leak while en route to a chartered deep-sea fishing trip. Tragically, a sinkhole opened up and swallowed my car, in which I had my entire gun collection, which I always took with me when fishing offshore. Sadly, I had put my 10/22 and a .38 in the car as well, (just in case a tragic accident occurred while I was at sea with the rest of my gun collection) so I don't have squat now.



Bullshit.

I have heard more than once how people lose their entire collections on a boat. What is that, seriously?



You were apparently born missing the humor gene.



So it IS a joke
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:41:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By jcp84:
So it IS a joke

Boating accidents are no joke! Look here. Who's laughing now?
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:42:39 AM EST
Well goddamn. Keep your guns at home. Boats+Guns=Not safe.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:43:47 AM EST

I had left the 10/22 and .38 in the car while I was deep sea fisting but the car apparently rolled off the dock and fell into the ocean while we were gone.


Teh Ghey
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:44:42 AM EST

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:

Originally Posted By jcp84:
So it IS a joke

Boating accidents are no joke! Look here. Who's laughing now?



Actually, I am embarassed to admit this...but all my guns were on THAT boat! I still cry when I see that video.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:45:07 AM EST
I turned all mine in on a gun buy back program. I got a whole years worth of movie passes for Michael Moore movies.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:45:25 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tacberry:

I had left the 10/22 and .38 in the car while I was deep sea fisting but the car apparently rolled off the dock and fell into the ocean while we were gone.


Teh Ghey


Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:48:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By Stoney-Point:
Actually, I am embarassed to admit this...but all my guns were on THAT boat! I still cry when I see that video.

Damn, Stoney-Point. I'm sorry to have opened an old wound, pal. Maybe you should sit back, relax, and just chill with a good Rosie O'Donnell movie or seven. Embrace the healing, man, embrace the healing.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:49:43 AM EST
If things get that bad it's not time to lose them it's time to use them!
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:51:27 AM EST
[Last Edit: 3/11/2005 9:52:19 AM EST by Stoney-Point]

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:

Originally Posted By Stoney-Point:
Actually, I am embarassed to admit this...but all my guns were on THAT boat! I still cry when I see that video.

Damn, Stoney-Point. I'm sorry to have opened an old wound, pal. Maybe you should sit back, relax, and just chill with a good Rosie O'Donnell movie or seven. Embrace the healing, man, embrace the healing.



Your right...seeing that much Rosie would incite me to go out and buy another gun....and then shoot myself.

And just exactly what IS a "good" Rosie O'Donnell movie?
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:52:44 AM EST
I was sailing to Catalina Island and hit an iceberg.
Link Posted: 3/11/2005 9:53:20 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tacberry:

I had left the 10/22 and .38 in the car while I was deep sea fisting but the car apparently rolled off the dock and fell into the ocean while we were gone.


Teh Ghey



Oh shit, talk about a typo!

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