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Posted: 6/12/2002 5:27:01 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/12/2002 6:25:49 AM EDT
By sucking Janet Reno's d*ck.
Link Posted: 6/12/2002 6:27:12 AM EDT
I'd say he got it from snatching kisses or something.
Link Posted: 6/12/2002 6:35:44 AM EDT
Chimborazo, I damned near fell out of my chair with that one. LMAO
Link Posted: 6/12/2002 6:36:30 AM EDT
Bono's @$$.
Link Posted: 6/12/2002 6:55:31 AM EDT
Looks like a high speed zipper burn to me, and the way the other dumbass is smiling I think its obvious.
Link Posted: 6/12/2002 6:57:33 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/12/2002 10:21:03 AM EDT
Willie and Bono... my God, I think I'm gonna puke. [puke]
Link Posted: 6/12/2002 10:22:59 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/12/2002 10:24:01 AM EDT
By sucking Janet Reno's d*ck.
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I was gonna suggest Hillary's shlong.
Link Posted: 6/12/2002 12:04:05 PM EDT
Likely from giving Bone-o a Lewinsky. No, wait, Bone-o is a musician-so it was probably a hummer.
Link Posted: 6/12/2002 12:32:46 PM EDT
Who's that jackass he's with, Boner ?
Link Posted: 6/12/2002 12:38:42 PM EDT
Herpes Simplex Type 1
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 6:06:50 AM EDT
Clinton IS a chancre on American society.  What a total POS!
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 6:22:56 AM EDT
I'll bet the wildly successful former Prez was not too lucky that night!

C'mon what was your first thought when you saw the sore on his lip?

Eric The(RugBurn?)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 7:12:19 AM EDT
Friction burn..Definitely looks like an abrasion..

A bit too much repetive mouth motion, methinks..
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 7:45:57 AM EDT
umm, by Hillary's serrated vagina?
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 7:50:00 AM EDT
Neither Bill, nor any other man, has been near Hillary's bun in a coon's age.

Well, at least since Vince Foster died.

Eric The(Suicide?Hah!)Hun[>]:)]
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 7:57:07 AM EDT
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 8:04:52 AM EDT

Indirect autoinfection:

The herpes on his d!ck spread to his face from the goodbye kiss he gave to his last date after she had "non-sex" with him.

BTW, never trust ANYONE who wears sunglasses indoors. Bono's such a dumbass.

Link Posted: 6/13/2002 8:16:13 AM EDT
Geezzzzze, thought everyone knew Klinton has both oral and genital herpes.

Remember, during the Dole/Klinton election, Dole makes the comment "I might be loosing this election, but at least I don't have those ooozing, herpetic sores...you sick phucking bastard!"  Remember?
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 8:36:25 AM EDT
I'd say he got it from snatching kisses or something.
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I'd say it was more like kissing snatches.
Link Posted: 6/13/2002 10:48:24 PM EDT
He never said he didn't smoke pot,just didn't inhale.   Those roaches sure do burn your lips when you are trying to get that last bit of THCP.
       UHhh don't know just heard that some where,There is some guy has a sig line here that says , Have a take don't suck.

Think he may mean toke!     Bob [8D]
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