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Posted: 4/17/2008 2:19:13 PM EST
Whats the deal? nothing neat ever happens!
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 2:21:53 PM EST
me neither, but i've only been maybe twice in the past year.. i HATE that place with a passion.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 2:22:47 PM EST
Only freaks have Wal-Mart episodes.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 2:23:13 PM EST
I save money at Wal-Mart... cool enough for me.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 2:23:40 PM EST
Me neither... but I always wear my cloaking device..
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 2:23:58 PM EST
walmart suck!
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 2:28:04 PM EST
If nothing weird happens to you at WalMart.....

Then you must be one of them.


Link Posted: 4/17/2008 2:28:47 PM EST
Maybe because you don't have a giant invisible blinking neon sign above you that says "I'M A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKTARD---PLEEZE FUCK WITH ME!"



(That's the only logical reason I can come up with after reading about the countless "adventures" that members post here about their dealings/interactions with the general public...)
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 2:30:02 PM EST
Post count is too high dude.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 2:30:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By TannerB:
Whats the deal? nothing neat ever happens!


You're just dieing to see the look in their face when they ask you to empty your pockets, and you pull out a few mags, a knife, some fox labs and a BUG aren't you?

Link Posted: 4/17/2008 2:41:12 PM EST
Hang on, i'll get my paint picture up.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 2:42:12 PM EST
You're probably a reasonable person, that's why.


Most of our problems in life are self-induced.

Link Posted: 4/17/2008 2:45:50 PM EST
my typical day leaving walmart
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 2:47:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By Primos:
You're probably a reasonable person, that's why.


Most of our problems in life are self-induced.



Yep.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 2:48:20 PM EST
the first thought that came to me when seeing this thread was....


cause walmart sucks
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 2:50:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By MillerSHO:
Post count is too high dude.

My post counts low no one bothers me, and I carry all the time and no one cares. I have never heard of so much BullS#$@ in my life.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 2:50:59 PM EST
You must not have a big enough chip on your shoulder. You need to go in, all hulked up, and start a stare down willy at the geriatric reciept checker at the exit. Dont let the blue hair and the wrinkled skin fool you, she may be pushing 70 but she is a hard ass.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 2:54:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By colklink:
You must not have a big enough chip on your shoulder. You need to go in, all hulked up, and start a stare down willy at the geriatric reciept checker at the exit. Dont let the blue hair and the wrinkled skin fool you, she may be pushing 70 but she is a hard ass.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 2:57:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By TheRegulator:
Only freaks have Wal-Mart episodes.



Hey it happened to me once, and I was minding my own business.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 2:58:42 PM EST
I don't go in to walmart too pedestrian and I'd be afraid one of the shoppers would touch me
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 4:34:30 PM EST
perhaps we don't spend enough time at Wal-Mart for crazy shit to happen. For some it is a social event .
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 4:40:46 PM EST
I can never find .223 at WallyWorld.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 4:41:25 PM EST
I had an incident in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart. Does that count?
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 4:44:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By nukldragr:

Originally Posted By MillerSHO:
Post count is too high dude.

My post counts low no one bothers me, and I carry all the time and no one cares. I have never heard of so much BullS#$@ in my life.


Next time try open carry and see what happens.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 4:45:23 PM EST
Weird stuff has happened to me at Wally world, even gun related stuff. I just don't run to Arfcom to post about it.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 4:45:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By TheRegulator:
Only freaks have Wal-Mart episodes.



Hey it happened to me once, and I was minding my own business.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 4:49:09 PM EST

Originally Posted By Deej86:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By TheRegulator:
Only freaks have Wal-Mart episodes.



Hey it happened to me once, and I was minding my own business.

Uhhmm how should we phrase this........................
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 4:51:48 PM EST
I had to go back six times to get my new glasses perscription to fit properly. Very nice people and they now know me by name and wave and speak when I walk in China Mart
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 5:03:36 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/17/2008 5:04:29 PM EST by BangStick1]
I work at Wally World for awhile. There was one time a customer slapped the cashier (hard) across the face. Why? The cashier was new and wasn't scanning the groceries fast enough.

Another time, while working there, I helped security contain a shoplifter. He had just been released from jail 3 days before. What was he in for? Shoplifting at the same store!

Another time, I was shopping, approaching the cashiers I saw some dude that obviously pissed and arguing with his wife. He then proceeds to destroy a stand holding small bags of potato chips. Why? His wife forgot thier money at home.

Another time, I was shopping, and some dude punched some girl in the face, then punched her friend, while walking away put his hand on a 75 yr old lady's face and shoved, then slapped another woman who had the deer in the head light look.

I chased him down from behind another guy grabbed him from the front and he didn't want to fight all of a sudden.

Another time, I was shopping......


I just know if I keep going there I'll be presented with an opportunity to shoot someone. (legit, of course)

Link Posted: 4/17/2008 5:08:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/17/2008 10:19:15 PM EST by Boom_Stick]
Nothing happens to me where ever I go. Maybe it's cause I assume a low profile. Need to make some changes.......
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 5:09:58 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/17/2008 5:10:15 PM EST by sel366]
IBSSHCMDCR (In Before Subnet Says His China Mart Doesnt Check Receipts)
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 5:12:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By TannerB:
Whats the deal? nothing neat ever happens!


You have over 500 posts.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 5:13:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By TannerB:
Whats the deal? nothing neat ever happens!


You've got 2 strikes and a ball.

Strike one, you're a team member.

Strike 2, you joined 2 years ago

Ball 1, you haven't hit the 1k post count yet.

You're only allowed to have a Wal Mart draw down story if you've joined in the last 30 days, aren't a Team Member, and have a post count under 20.

Learn the rules, man...
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 5:24:41 PM EST
So, how many posts do I need before I can go to WalMart? I don't really want to go there, but I know bad stuff always happens to us low posters.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 5:25:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By Deej86:

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:

Originally Posted By TheRegulator:
Only freaks have Wal-Mart episodes.



Hey it happened to me once, and I was minding my own business.


Thats my story and I'm sticking to it
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 5:49:50 PM EST
I am leaving to go to walmart right now for some self tapping screws. Should I put on some body armor? If I'm not back in one hour.... talk amongst yourselves.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 5:51:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By TannerB:
Whats the deal? nothing neat ever happens!


Your imagination sucks.

Link Posted: 4/17/2008 5:53:00 PM EST
I dont get cool shit happening either
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 6:58:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By notarpole:
I am leaving to go to walmart right now for some self tapping screws. Should I put on some body armor? If I'm not back in one hour.... talk amongst yourselves.


Talk amongst yourselves.....for some reason that really cracked me up!
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 10:18:45 PM EST
Everyone needs a little unwarranted confrontation every now and again

Link Posted: 4/17/2008 10:24:09 PM EST
Probably because you're a normal person.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 10:31:35 PM EST
I mess with store security whenever I can, does that count?

Link Posted: 4/17/2008 11:08:06 PM EST
Need a Strong Imagination to make shit up
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 11:09:56 PM EST
I'm guessing nothing cool happens to you at all. You are probably one of the quiet people.


Some people tend to draw attention.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 11:21:00 PM EST
If you went to the Walmart in Waterford, CT right now, there's a big freon leak that has the place evacuated.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 11:21:06 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/17/2008 11:22:43 PM EST by passive]
I broke up with a g/f in a walmart, because she was loony as a mother fucker

ETA it was not a date at Walmart. She wanted to pick a couple things up on the way back and then wanted to do her grocery shopping with me on our 2nd date.

I purchased a bag of jolly ranchers and took her home. Though I did think of leaving her for a split second.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 11:49:25 PM EST
my oldest boy puked at the checkout isle. That is the coolest thing to happen to me at walmart.

the checkout lady said it happens all the time.
Link Posted: 4/17/2008 11:55:09 PM EST
hello friends,

Last year I made the decision to trust my life during visits to Wal-Mart to Second Chance body armor. I got the level IIa because it stops the most rounds and the groin plate stops the door nazis from feeling me up. plus I got the Trauma Plate for the front.

What scares me is that, although I can fit an extra trauma plate in the front, I cannot fit a second one in back. As of late I have taken to duct-taping a second trauma plate to the area of my back where the heart and vital organs are located. Then I put my vest on.

Here is the questions. The ducttape solution, although tactically sound, is hot and painful to remove. I would like to go to the single-plate solution in back. What I am worried about is repeated hits to that area with .308 ammunition. I have a Wal-Mart in a bad part of town and I fear that I would be the target for repeated long-distance shots to my back.

Are any of you aware of a thicker plate that could stop, say, .338 Lapua or something like that? Is there a better way to do the second plate?

BTW, I am, of course, usually carrying a pair of ceramic plates in my briefcase so that I can shield my head. My SO (we work as a team when necessary) has a similar accessory containing a breakdown NEF single-shot 300 WinMag with an 18″ bbl. The plan is that I shield us with my body and “catch the rounds” while she assembles the NEF. I lay down covering fire with my 23 (Bar-Sto .357 Sig barrel) and she makes the long shots. I will then throw smoke grenades to obscure the area while continuing to lay covering fire. The problem, of course, is when I have to turn my back to run, and then the problem crops up.

Thanks!
Link Posted: 4/18/2008 8:15:33 AM EST
Mall Ninja!!!!
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