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Posted: 10/9/2004 3:41:38 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/9/2004 8:34:24 PM EST by clean_cut]
I know there's a lot of female bashing going on here, and it's a free country. But how about something to offset that a little bit. Women may have their faults, but men do too. After all, they are our mothers and sisters, and daughters.

Women are different from men. And thank God for that. They are supposed to be different. I wouldn't want women to be exactly like men anyway - where is the fun in that.

So, how about posting something positive about women. Doesn't have to be anything profound. I'll start:

They have to bear a child in their womb for nine freaking months, and endure all the discomforts thereof. That takes a lot of patience.

And please, avoid the obvious sexual references like they have breasts and such.

(Okay, will this be the shortest thread in Arfcom history?)
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:44:11 PM EST
women look good naked
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:44:19 PM EST
It always amazes me how so many guys who, by their perception of the situation or if they really were burned by some girl, come to the conclusion that ALL women are trash.

Idiots.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:44:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
I wouldn't want to be exactly like men anyway - where is the fun in that.



so when is the sex change happening?
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:45:20 PM EST
Women fascinate me.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:45:50 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/9/2004 3:46:04 PM EST by clean_cut]

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
I wouldn't want to be exactly like men anyway - where is the fun in that.



so when is the sex change happening?




I wouldn't want women to be exactly like men anyway - where is the fun in that.


Typo.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:48:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
Typo.




Maybe.

I think it's the little girl in you dying to come out.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:49:39 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:50:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lightning_P38:
OK I admit it, my wife is not a red headed ogre, she isn't mean at all, and she rearely does anything to bother me. I just like picking on her because she is a good sport.

She is actually the nicest most caring and compassionate person I have ever met, she is a terrific mother, a great cook, and pretty much lets me get any gun I want as long as we can afford it. I would not want to live without her, I would never dream of demanding her to do anything, I respect her as a human being, and the woman I love, and I trust her to make good descisions because she is as intelligent as I am and better educated.




That wasn't so bad was it?
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:50:58 PM EST
this is such a caring and sensitive thread.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:51:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/9/2004 3:52:59 PM EST by Mak762]
I like their tits!

edited because I didnt read the rules
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:51:59 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:52:50 PM EST
I told my wife I wanted an AR-15.

She said OK papi, whatever makes you happy.

I said it was going to cost about $1500.00.

She said thats fine.

I told her I was going to build her one as well and it was going to be pink and she was going to have to go shooting with me.

She said, Ok papi that sounds fine.

I have a good woman.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:52:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mak762:
I like their tits!




Now now.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:53:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By just-mike:
this is such a caring and sensitive thread.




Who says Arfcom can't be warm and fuzzy.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:54:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

Originally Posted By Mak762:
I like their tits!




Now now.



MY BAD!

but really was that so wrong?? if they were lacking that they really wouldnt be AS popular
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:54:24 PM EST
Can't wait till Sarge finds this one.

Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:54:25 PM EST
Women don't smell half bad after a nice steamy shower.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:55:03 PM EST
<Sgtar15> They stay in the kitchen and cook <Sgtar15>
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:56:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By spm681:
I told my wife I wanted an AR-15.

She said OK papi, whatever makes you happy.

I said it was going to cost about $1500.00.

She said thats fine.

I told her I was going to build her one as well and it was going to be pink and she was going to have to go shooting with me.

She said, Ok papi that sounds fine.

I have a good woman.



She calls you PAPI?

Are you or her Latin, or both?
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:57:20 PM EST

Originally Posted By spm681:
I told my wife I wanted an AR-15.

She said OK papi, whatever makes you happy.

I said it was going to cost about $1500.00.

She said thats fine.

I told her I was going to build her one as well and it was going to be pink and she was going to have to go shooting with me.

She said, Ok papi that sounds fine.

I have a good woman.


Holy shit . You too?

I went thru a real bad time in my life. I got burned real bad by my ex wife , but I have a good woman now that lets me have the honor of being in her life .
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:57:31 PM EST
She latin, I'm white
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:59:08 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 3:59:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 4:00:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By CAMPYBOB:
hmmm? something positive about womenz, huh???

well...they sure can do laundry pretty good...and...uh...er...the way they run a vacuum cleaner is pretty hard to top...and...ummm....well, they sure are good cooks.

let me think some more.

i'm sure i can think of some other things....




That isn't bad because some women actually like to cook and clean and do general housekeeping.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 4:02:45 PM EST

They are very good at housework


Link Posted: 10/9/2004 4:09:31 PM EST
women are like the ultimate good thing on earth. Where would we all be without women? we would be lost, confused, cold and at a serious lack of anything fun to do. Women are like the ultimate treasure. God's greatest gift to man, when adam woke up and said WOH! man! she's beautiful. She's my other half. She is the part of me that makes everything come into order and make sense. And so was born woman. Cuase WOh! man! they sure are great.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 4:12:00 PM EST

Originally Posted By repub18:
women look good naked



ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 4:12:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By Lockem:
women are like the ultimate good thing on earth. Where would we all be without women? we would be lost, confused, cold and at a serious lack of anything fun to do. Women are like the ultimate treasure. God's greatest gift to man, when adam woke up and said WOH! man! she's beautiful. She's my other half. She is the part of me that makes everything come into order and make sense. And so was born woman. Cuase WOh! man! they sure are great.




Okay, you're laying it on kinda thick there. Your wife looking over your shoulder?
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 4:12:52 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/9/2004 4:13:51 PM EST by AUT_BELLUM]
They have all the pussy

sometimes they'll even let you get some
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 4:18:52 PM EST
They're self-lubricating.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 4:20:19 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 4:25:34 PM EST
something positive about women?

that slit between their legs.................
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 4:29:59 PM EST
I cant stop. they are soft all over, very cuddly and loveable, and great in every way. (except for periods )
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 4:31:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By Moof:
They're self-lubricating.






ohhhhhh man.....


be back later.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 4:40:49 PM EST
They may drive me crazy sometimes, but they sure are a good alternative to homosexuality
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 4:48:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By Moof:
They're self-lubricating.







From what I have seen, they can multi-task really well.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 4:51:20 PM EST
Why do they call the space under the tits a waist?



­Because it is a waste, theres room for 2 more tits down there.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:00:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:

So, how about posting something positive about women.



I'm quite POSITIVE that I will never fully understand how their minds work

That’s not intended to be derogatory , It’s the result of my experience with the ones I’ve lived with .
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 5:21:18 PM EST
My wife is the best part of me. If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand.


Your killing me w/ the self lubricating thing though LOL !
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 6:26:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By spm681:
I told my wife I wanted an AR-15.

She said OK papi, whatever makes you happy.

I said it was going to cost about $1500.00.

She said thats fine.

I told her I was going to build her one as well and it was going to be pink and she was going to have to go shooting with me.

She said, Ok papi that sounds fine.

I have a good woman.



Have you shown her the video from Bulletfest, with the lady shooting the "Barbie pink" AR15?
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 7:46:50 PM EST
Women ROCK

They are smarter, cleaner, smell better, and look better


How's that?
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 8:10:13 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/9/2004 8:10:51 PM EST by M4]
Women? Something positive?

Link Posted: 10/9/2004 8:12:39 PM EST
My wife does not say a thing when another box of magazines or ammo appearing on the doorstep. Nor has she said a word about the last 8 or 10 firearms purchases. Not one word.

Cool.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 8:23:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By M4:
Women? Something positive?
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Her face...looks evil.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 8:25:03 PM EST
Okay...most are smart enough not to date you


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 8:25:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By M4:
Women? Something positive?
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that bitch needs a cheeseburger damn, you could hurt yourself on exposed bones......................
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 8:29:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By Misery:
<Sgtar15> They stay in the kitchen and cook <Sgtar15>




The key to a happy marriage is finding one that is HAPPY being in the kitchen and cooking.


SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 8:32:08 PM EST
I've thought about posting something but this made me spit diet coke all over my screen


Originally Posted By Moof:
They're self-lubricating.




Link Posted: 10/9/2004 8:34:08 PM EST
They are the other half to a man's life.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 8:35:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/9/2004 8:36:19 PM EST by az-gunner]
My girl can clean a house like it's nobody's business. I'm talking spring cleaning a few times a week. This isn't a "woman in her place" statement. She does this on her own accord. I think it's the obsessive compusive disorder, but what do I know?

She also has a knack for maxing out credit cards. You don't even have to tell what the limit is, she'll find it.
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