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Posted: 1/29/2006 4:56:24 PM EDT
I'll start if off with a joke I found on the web..



A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I
would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.
The sailor consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot
air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet
above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude
and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and yelled down, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically
correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm
still lost. Frankly, you've been no help to me.
The man smiled and responded, "Then you must be a Democrat.
"I am," replied the balloonist! . "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're
going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot
air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect
me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were
in before we met, but, somehow, now it's my fault."

Link Posted: 1/29/2006 5:00:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/29/2006 5:00:28 PM EDT by mjohn3006]
John Kerry.


How is that for a joke?
Link Posted: 1/29/2006 7:26:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mjohn3006:
John Kerry.


How is that for a joke?



Ted Kennedy!

What do I win?
Link Posted: 1/30/2006 2:01:19 AM EDT
Sense of humor anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
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