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Posted: 4/16/2006 6:27:48 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/17/2006 1:16:04 AM EST by haloemt]
I'll start off.

So I got up this morning woken up by lots of noise, sirens, car alarms, people screaming. So I got dressed quike and looked out the front door to see....................
Link Posted: 4/16/2006 6:29:16 PM EST
A mexican at a shooting range with a Machine gun screaming alah akbar?
Link Posted: 4/16/2006 6:30:11 PM EST

How about a new ARFCOM storiestory thead.



Link Posted: 4/16/2006 6:30:13 PM EST
So as I prepared to DRAW DOWNTM
Link Posted: 4/16/2006 6:34:40 PM EST
[Last Edit: 4/16/2006 6:37:07 PM EST by john575]
But then I saw Al Pacino with a FN FNC
Link Posted: 4/16/2006 6:34:42 PM EST
I said TAG!
Link Posted: 4/16/2006 6:35:37 PM EST
And proceeded to crap myself.
Link Posted: 4/16/2006 6:42:00 PM EST
I went to shoot, and my CLIP fell to the floor, so I tried to do an UberTactical reload, but realized everything was locked up in my Stackon cabinet.....
Link Posted: 4/16/2006 6:44:16 PM EST
After cleaning my drawers, I mowed down all the alien zombie threats with my trusty Ar who will be snuggling in bed with me tonight.
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just as my rifle ran dry, another zombie popped up, so i grabbed my deagle wit beamz
Link Posted: 4/16/2006 6:46:34 PM EST
Then I went and got my shotgun and shot my neighbors dog before the police did.
Link Posted: 4/16/2006 6:48:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By 3rdStreet:
Then I went and got my shotgun and shot my neighbors dog before the police did.


Link Posted: 4/16/2006 6:52:54 PM EST
However, the dog was pregnant, and in her death throes she discharged a litter of vicious, predatory, flesh-eating puppies.
Link Posted: 4/16/2006 7:45:47 PM EST
Then you pull out with the .22 and pop them all in the head.
Link Posted: 4/16/2006 7:46:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By txwxgirl:
Then you pull out with the .22 and pop them all in the head.



While waiting for the jelly promised weeks ago
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 1:15:50 AM EST
Then my neighbor came over and asked if Jason would post naked pics of his GF and Chuck Norris appeared from out of nowhere and roundhouse kicked him in the face and said "Check yourself Jason is the shit."
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 2:06:10 AM EST

Originally Posted By haloemt:
Then my neighbor came over and asked if Jason would post naked pics of his GF and Chuck Norris appeared from out of nowhere and roundhouse kicked him in the face and said "Check yourself Jason is the shit."



Then Chuck Norris walked around the area giving any illegal aliens a roundhouse kick which sent them flying back into Mexico.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 2:55:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By richardh247:

Originally Posted By txwxgirl:
Then you pull out with the .22 and pop them all in the head.



While waiting for the jelly promised weeks ago



Ouch!
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 3:05:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By Blue_Dragon:

Originally Posted By haloemt:
Then my neighbor came over and asked if Jason would post naked pics of his GF and Chuck Norris appeared from out of nowhere and roundhouse kicked him in the face and said "Check yourself Jason is the shit."



Then Chuck Norris walked around the area giving any illegal aliens a roundhouse kick which sent them flying back into Mexico.



Then he told ammoman to take care of his customers and he would still be in the ammo biz instead of offering free shipping to illegals...........
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 6:27:47 AM EST

Originally Posted By txwxgirl:

Originally Posted By richardh247:

Originally Posted By txwxgirl:
Then you pull out with the .22 and pop them all in the head.



While waiting for the jelly promised weeks ago



Ouch!





You know I'm just funnin' with ya.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 6:32:12 AM EST
I thanked Chuck Norris and went back inside to....
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 6:38:06 AM EST
[Napoleon Tannerite]Rack up as many Arfcom posts as I possibly could in as short a period of time as possible[Napoleon Tannerite]
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 6:39:52 AM EST

Originally Posted By DOW:
[Napoleon Tannerite]Rack up as many Arfcom posts as I possibly could in as short a period of time as possible[Napoleon Tannerite]

Link Posted: 4/17/2006 6:43:28 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/17/2006 2:41:58 PM EST by readytorock556]

Originally Posted By DOW:
[Napoleon Tannerite]Rack up as many Arfcom posts as I possibly could in as short a period of time as possible[Napoleon Tannerite]




Then Chuck shot Napoleon execution style, and sang "can't touch this" while doing idiotic dance moves that imitated a gay style of running.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 7:19:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By FLAL1A:
However, the dog was pregnant, and in her death throes she discharged a litter of vicious, predatory, flesh-eating puppies.




You are one sick person. It takes a twisted mind to come up with that.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 7:22:02 AM EST
After Chuck shot Napoleon, he did another roundhouse kick and sent a German Shepherd flying for fifty feet.
Link Posted: 4/17/2006 2:38:35 PM EST
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