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Posted: 4/17/2017 6:00:07 AM EDT
You are a raunch contlol officer for live fire test of grorious Long Dong missile system - missile designed to carry mighty nuclear warhead across giant ocean, and strike against capitalist pigs in United States of Amelica!

Entire nation of Best Korea will be watching live missile test on TV broadcast by grorious state television news agency!

Grorious Reader himself, Kim Jong Un, will be attending the raunch event!!!

You sit at console in raunch contlol point building.  Mighty Long Dong missile is raised on raunch platform - now is ready to fire grorious missile!

Countdown happens.  You push button to fire missile.  Big prume of shmoke!  Missile start to fire!

And then, disaster happen!


Grorious Long Dong missile has exploded in mid air!  IMPOSSIBRU!!!  Shit!  Ho-ree Shit!  Sum Ting Wong!

No.  POSSIBRU.  Because it just happened, mate.

Now have to explain to Grorious Reader how come this happen!!!!

How will Grorious Reader execute you and other raunch contlol officers?

Poll inbound!
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 6:07:59 AM EDT
The officers or scientists/engineers Kim thinks is lesponsiber will be attached to the outside of a rocket and raunched
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 6:09:11 AM EDT
Sharks with lasers on their heads. Obviously. 
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 6:13:31 AM EDT
He will eat all their food, starving them to death.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 6:15:25 AM EDT
They will be forced to walk ah brindfoldur acloss the DMZ.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 6:44:50 AM EDT
he's a fan of death by AA gun
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 7:22:19 AM EDT
I'm actually surprised that Kim I'm Fat has not brought back historical execution methods like the guillotine, drawing and quartering, the iron maiden etc
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 7:30:32 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 7:32:29 AM EDT
He needs them.

He will just kill one of their relatives so they don't fuck up again
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 7:32:54 AM EDT
Execution by being forced to read OP
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 7:37:09 AM EDT
strap the blue falcon to the nose of the next missile to be launched.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:21:27 PM EDT
Maybe they will get to watch the next launch from the base of the missile.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 12:04:31 AM EDT
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He needs them.

He will just kill one of their relatives so they don't fuck up again
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Probably this.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 12:07:08 AM EDT
Thinking next missile launch will have the scientists family standing next to it to ensure proper functioning of missile.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 12:07:35 AM EDT
Sucks to earn Glorious Leader's wrath.
Link Posted: 4/18/2017 9:21:08 PM EDT
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