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Posted: 4/17/2007 11:54:58 PM EDT
(inspired by another thread)
For you guys to tap this?  How 'bout this?  Or this?   Please feel free to add to this hideous list, if somebody can actually quantify the necessary alcohol consumption to make these guys 'hittable''. |
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Posted: 4/17/2007 11:55:31 PM EDT
[#1]
50 beers. 500 beers. 50000 beers.
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Posted: 4/17/2007 11:55:56 PM EDT
[#2]
Alcohol poisoning would set in first.
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Posted: 4/17/2007 11:56:12 PM EDT
[#3]
that is the idea.
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Posted: 4/17/2007 11:56:39 PM EDT
[#4]
I bet I could convince them without getting them drunk.
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Posted: 4/17/2007 11:57:07 PM EDT
[#5]
Significantly above whiskey dick level.
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Posted: 4/17/2007 11:57:47 PM EDT
[#6]
The question was how much would you have to drink to nail them. Have you been drinking?
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Posted: 4/17/2007 11:57:59 PM EDT
[#7]
If had an incurable sexual disease I would take one for the team and give it to all of them, for the betterment of the USA.
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Posted: 4/17/2007 11:58:13 PM EDT
[#8]
Enough that I'd pass out and they would have to hit me because there isn't a single chance in this entire frelling Universe that I'd hit any of them... well, maybe with my SUV.
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Posted: 4/17/2007 11:58:18 PM EDT
[#9]
I'd hit it just to take out my hate on them. Then I would post pics and ruin their careers. Just picture it, Hillary in bed with the republicans?
But it would help to be drunk.
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Posted: 4/17/2007 11:58:18 PM EDT
[#10]
heh, use two fists then. Or a foot. 
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Posted: 4/17/2007 11:58:30 PM EDT
[#11]
WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!  You crack me up!
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Posted: 4/18/2007 12:00:53 AM EDT
[#12]
I wish someone would give them some hot sex, so they would stop being such uppity cunts
 I ain't the one 
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Posted: 4/18/2007 12:01:08 AM EDT
[#13]
i would fuck any of them, free...
... where it hurts.... in the ass... |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 12:01:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/18/2007 12:06:51 AM EDT
[#15]
How many beers to "nail" them?
 None. |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 12:09:58 AM EDT
[#16]
How much do you have to drink before you die?
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Posted: 4/18/2007 12:12:37 AM EDT
[#17]
more alchhol than this planet has ready to drink at the moment
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Posted: 4/18/2007 12:16:22 AM EDT
[#18]
I'm thinking a thorazine/quaalude mix.
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Posted: 4/18/2007 12:17:52 AM EDT
[#19]
I'd have to figure that out, if this were my option:  All I can say is...His kidney better be a perfect match for my dying child, and I'd hope the whole bottle of Patron + about 20 vicodin would put me in a long term coma first.
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Posted: 4/18/2007 12:20:05 AM EDT
[#20]
To be honest, I'd hit all three of them without any alcohol.
....Right in the pooper, with NO lube.
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Posted: 4/18/2007 12:21:18 AM EDT
[#21]
are we talkin' double tap??
if not, i agree with the whiskey dick theory. ETA the dick part, i always forget the dick |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 12:25:29 AM EDT
[#22]
Can't measure the alcohol for this job.
Have to go with BAC. 4.0 8.0 4.0 |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 12:30:47 AM EDT
[#23]
I'd have to drink enough to die, and they can rape my corpse.
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Posted: 4/18/2007 12:35:10 AM EDT
[#24]
Nice pictures from the dog pound. I was expecting pictures of real females, not poster pups for adoption.
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Posted: 4/18/2007 12:37:19 AM EDT
[#25]
Dawn, you really need to reference the other thread; being that I have no idea what would inspire this one.
The very thought of your query scares the hell out of me!!!... |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 12:38:03 AM EDT
[#26]
Graphic warning in title please.
j/k |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 12:40:34 AM EDT
[#27]
I hear that renegade. |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 12:46:08 AM EDT
[#28]
ok?
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Posted: 4/18/2007 12:49:33 AM EDT
[#29]
This was the thread. www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=568015&page=2#bottom It made me think.
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Posted: 4/18/2007 12:58:41 AM EDT
[#30]
That much alcohol would cut into my ammo budget significantly.
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Posted: 4/18/2007 1:20:16 AM EDT
[#31]
Mushroom stamps for all of them!!! I will do that without alcohol. To "tap" them however I would have to be so drunk that my tool would not work anyway.
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Posted: 4/18/2007 1:20:46 AM EDT
[#32]
I think the minimum required fortification would be a five gallon bucket of beer washing down a five gallon bucket of Viagra.
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Posted: 4/18/2007 1:33:20 AM EDT
[#33]
I wouldn't have to be drunk at all...
 Oh.. wait.. you said "tap". Nevermind, then! 
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Posted: 4/18/2007 1:42:43 AM EDT
[#34]
At 2:00 they're all 10's.....
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Posted: 4/18/2007 1:44:43 AM EDT
[#35]
There is nt enough beer for those women......................
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Posted: 4/18/2007 2:06:08 AM EDT
[#36]
You are my Hero. Do it for mankind and the US of A. |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 2:10:39 AM EDT
[#37]
I didn't read all the replies so if it's a dupe then oh well...
None, no alcohol. Just tack a pic of 4xDawn to the headboard and good to go!   Sorry, I know I wasn't the only one thinking it! 
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Posted: 4/18/2007 2:16:41 AM EDT
[#39]
1 wine cooler each. For them, not me.
<don't hate me, I've been married 15 years. It gets lonely> Come on girls, let's GET IT ON!!!!! |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 3:12:02 AM EDT
[#40]
I'd do all three of them sober.
One at a time or all together. Then I'd turn around and sell the story (And pic's/video) to the networks and the National Inquirer and retire to a little island in the south Pacific. Why not? I'd make a buck, wreck their political lives (You're WELCOME AMERICA ) and get to live out some of my "Darker" fantasies all at the same time.It'd be a win-win
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Posted: 4/18/2007 3:16:57 AM EDT
[#41]
95,000 bottles of beer on the wall, 95,000 bottles of beer...ya take one down, ya knock it back...
You're still gonna have to deal with Hitlery there in the morning. Drugs may be required to slip the stick in gear for any one of those three; narcotics capable of creating wild bouts of imagination and fluffy pink elephants, and a rain of skittle falling all over our squishing, melding forms... Oh crap, I think I just made myself sick... 
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Posted: 4/18/2007 3:24:48 AM EDT
[#42]
And some ARFcom males have unsuccessfully tried to convince me this isn't so....Lying bastards... 
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Posted: 4/18/2007 3:25:56 AM EDT
[#43]
There is not enough alcohol.
If I had been dead for five weeks, lying in the hot sun, with animals chewing on my extremities, and one of those women walked up and started rubbing herself on me, I'm pretty sure I would rise from the dead to get away from it. |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 3:39:20 AM EDT
[#44]
No no no, he meant it'd hurt him, silly. |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 3:44:08 AM EDT
[#45]
with a condom dipped in glue and broken glass shards. (glue and glass on the outside, not that it would matter much) |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 3:53:31 AM EDT
[#46]
About 40 bottles of everclear and a couple of dozen rubbers. Wouldn't want to catch a libtard disease or a snuke.
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Posted: 4/18/2007 4:05:16 AM EDT
[#47]
And the aftermath...  |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 4:05:26 AM EDT
[#48]
I dunno.... 3, maybe 4 beers.
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Posted: 4/18/2007 4:20:02 AM EDT
[#49]
Last Friday night I was more than a little drunk. Of the noted list I think Hildebeast would have been the only one I'd pick. And I have to be really drunk.
My buddy at the firehouse likes Pelosi's looks. But he's old and single. |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 6:12:46 AM EDT
[#50]
I would black out before anything was possible... I would shoot it in there eyes sober haha
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