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Posted: 4/17/2007 11:54:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/18/2007 12:47:10 AM EDT by 4xDawn]
(inspired by another thread)

For you guys to tap this?



How 'bout this?




Or this?





Please feel free to add to this hideous list, if somebody can actually quantify the necessary alcohol consumption to make these guys 'hittable''.
Link Posted: 4/17/2007 11:55:31 PM EDT
50 beers. 500 beers. 50000 beers.
Link Posted: 4/17/2007 11:55:56 PM EDT
Alcohol poisoning would set in first.
Link Posted: 4/17/2007 11:56:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Aimedfire:
Alcohol poisoning would set in first.


that is the idea.
Link Posted: 4/17/2007 11:56:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/17/2007 11:57:07 PM EDT
Significantly above whiskey dick level.
Link Posted: 4/17/2007 11:57:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
I bet I could convince them without getting them drunk.



The question was how much would you have to drink to nail them. Have you been drinking?
Link Posted: 4/17/2007 11:57:59 PM EDT
If had an incurable sexual disease I would take one for the team and give it to all of them, for the betterment of the USA.
Link Posted: 4/17/2007 11:58:13 PM EDT
Enough that I'd pass out and they would have to hit me because there isn't a single chance in this entire frelling Universe that I'd hit any of them... well, maybe with my SUV.
Link Posted: 4/17/2007 11:58:18 PM EDT
I'd hit it just to take out my hate on them. Then I would post pics and ruin their careers. Just picture it, Hillary in bed with the republicans? But it would help to be drunk.
Link Posted: 4/17/2007 11:58:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Boomer8450:
Significantly above whiskey dick level.


heh, use two fists then. Or a foot.
Link Posted: 4/17/2007 11:58:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 82ndAbn:
I bet I could convince them without getting them drunk.


WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!

You crack me up!
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 12:00:53 AM EDT
I wish someone would give them some hot sex, so they would stop being such uppity cunts
I ain't the one
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 12:01:08 AM EDT
i would fuck any of them, free...

... where it hurts....

in the ass...
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 12:01:17 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 12:06:51 AM EDT
How many beers to "nail" them?



None.
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 12:09:58 AM EDT
How much do you have to drink before you die?
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 12:12:37 AM EDT
more alchhol than this planet has ready to drink at the moment
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 12:16:22 AM EDT
I'm thinking a thorazine/quaalude mix.
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 12:17:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By heffelfinger007:
How much do you have to drink before you die?


I'd have to figure that out, if this were my option:



All I can say is...His kidney better be a perfect match for my dying child, and I'd hope the whole bottle of Patron + about 20 vicodin would put me in a long term coma first.
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 12:20:05 AM EDT
To be honest, I'd hit all three of them without any alcohol.

<­BR>

....Right in the pooper, with NO lube.
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 12:21:18 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/18/2007 12:23:45 AM EDT by posifour11]
are we talkin' double tap??

if not, i agree with the whiskey dick theory.

ETA the dick part, i always forget the dick
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 12:25:29 AM EDT
Can't measure the alcohol for this job.

Have to go with BAC.

4.0
8.0
4.0


Link Posted: 4/18/2007 12:30:47 AM EDT
I'd have to drink enough to die, and they can rape my corpse.
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 12:35:10 AM EDT
Nice pictures from the dog pound. I was expecting pictures of real females, not poster pups for adoption.
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 12:37:19 AM EDT
Dawn, you really need to reference the other thread; being that I have no idea what would inspire this one.

The very thought of your query scares the hell out of me!!!...


Link Posted: 4/18/2007 12:38:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/18/2007 12:52:09 AM EDT by AROptics]
Graphic warning in title please.

j/k
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 12:40:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xDawn:

Originally Posted By heffelfinger007:
How much do you have to drink before you die?


I'd have to figure that out, if this were my option:

img25.photobucket.com/albums/v76/NixTwo/Blog%20Pics/moore.jpg

All I can say is...His kidney better be a perfect match for my dying child, and I'd hope the whole bottle of Patron + about 20 vicodin would put me in a long term coma first.


I hear that renegade.
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 12:46:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AROptics:
Graphic warning in title please.


ok?
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 12:49:33 AM EDT

Originally Posted By AZMAN-1:
Dawn, you really need to reference the other thread; being that I have no idea what would inspire this one.

The very thought of your query scares the hell out of me!!!...




This was the thread. www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=568015&page=2#bottom

It made me think.
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 12:58:41 AM EDT
That much alcohol would cut into my ammo budget significantly.
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 1:20:16 AM EDT
Mushroom stamps for all of them!!! I will do that without alcohol. To "tap" them however I would have to be so drunk that my tool would not work anyway.
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 1:20:46 AM EDT
I think the minimum required fortification would be a five gallon bucket of beer washing down a five gallon bucket of Viagra.
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 1:33:20 AM EDT
I wouldn't have to be drunk at all...

<­BR>




Oh.. wait.. you said "tap".

Nevermind, then!
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 1:42:43 AM EDT
At 2:00 they're all 10's.....
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 1:44:43 AM EDT
There is nt enough beer for those women......................
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 2:06:08 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PhatForrest:
If had an incurable sexual disease I would take one for the team and give it to all of them, for the betterment of the USA.


You are my Hero.

Do it for mankind and the US of A.
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 2:10:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/18/2007 2:12:51 AM EDT by A_G]
I didn't read all the replies so if it's a dupe then oh well...


None, no alcohol.

Just tack a pic of 4xDawn to the headboard and good to go!





Sorry, I know I wasn't the only one thinking it!

Link Posted: 4/18/2007 2:14:53 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xDawn:
(inspired by another thread)

For you guys to tap this?

rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_Rq.vzSVGXNcALR.jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsMW5yM3VoBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTA2Nl84O­A--/SIG=12j90b8vs/EXP=1176969007/**http%3A//www.americanpatrol.com/CONGRESS/PELOSI/IMAGES/Pelosi.jpg

How 'bout this?

rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_RqvqzSVGifsA8BKjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsMW5yM3VoBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTA2Nl84O­A--/SIG=12934h2u9/EXP=1176969066/**http%3A//jerhad.typepad.com/jerhad/images/hillary_8.jpg


Or this?

rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_Rq03zSVGm78AJkijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsMW5yM3VoBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTA2Nl84O­A--/SIG=12djreuh5/EXP=1176968887/**http%3A//static.crooksandliars.com/2006/07/TW-Feinstein.jpg



Please feel free to add to this hideous list, if somebody can actually quantify the necessary alcohol consumption to make these guys 'hittable''.
Damn you for thinking of this! I'd have to turn into an alcoholic to even consider what you're asking. And then I'll have a drunk driving induced accident after I get away from them!
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 2:16:41 AM EDT
1 wine cooler each. For them, not me.

<don't hate me, I've been married 15 years. It gets lonely>

Come on girls, let's GET IT ON!!!!!
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 3:12:02 AM EDT
I'd do all three of them sober.

One at a time or all together.

Then I'd turn around and sell the story (And pic's/video) to the networks and the National Inquirer and retire to a little island in the south Pacific.

Why not? I'd make a buck, wreck their political lives (You're WELCOME AMERICA) and get to live out some of my "Darker" fantasies all at the same time.

It'd be a win-win
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 3:16:57 AM EDT
95,000 bottles of beer on the wall, 95,000 bottles of beer...ya take one down, ya knock it back...

You're still gonna have to deal with Hitlery there in the morning.

Drugs may be required to slip the stick in gear for any one of those three; narcotics capable of creating wild bouts of imagination and fluffy pink elephants, and a rain of skittle falling all over our squishing, melding forms...

Oh crap, I think I just made myself sick...
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 3:24:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By azmjs:
i would fuck any of them, free...

... where it hurts....

in the ass..
.


And some ARFcom males have unsuccessfully tried to convince me this isn't so....Lying bastards...


Link Posted: 4/18/2007 3:25:56 AM EDT
There is not enough alcohol.


If I had been dead for five weeks, lying in the hot sun, with animals chewing on my extremities, and one of those women walked up and started rubbing herself on me, I'm pretty sure I would rise from the dead to get away from it.
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 3:39:20 AM EDT

Originally Posted By PlaymoreMinds:

Originally Posted By azmjs:
i would fuck any of them, free...

... where it hurts....

in the ass..
.


And some ARFcom males have unsuccessfully tried to convince me this isn't so....Lying bastards...




No no no, he meant it'd hurt him, silly.
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 3:44:08 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/18/2007 3:47:20 AM EDT by saigaswithcher]

Originally Posted By leatherpuke:
To be honest, I'd hit all three of them without any alcohol.

<­BR>

....Right in the pooper, with NO lube.


with a condom dipped in glue and broken glass shards. (glue and glass on the outside, not that it would matter much)
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 3:53:31 AM EDT
About 40 bottles of everclear and a couple of dozen rubbers. Wouldn't want to catch a libtard disease or a snuke.
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 4:05:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Wombat_SCSO:
How many beers to "nail" them?



None.



And the aftermath...



Link Posted: 4/18/2007 4:05:26 AM EDT
I dunno.... 3, maybe 4 beers.
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 4:20:02 AM EDT
Last Friday night I was more than a little drunk. Of the noted list I think Hildebeast would have been the only one I'd pick. And I have to be really drunk.

My buddy at the firehouse likes Pelosi's looks. But he's old and single.
Link Posted: 4/18/2007 6:12:46 AM EDT
I would black out before anything was possible... I would shoot it in there eyes sober haha
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