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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 4/19/2002 1:03:54 PM EST
I Spanked the monkey at 621 Mph! http://www.tekzoned.com/spank/ Paper
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 1:07:53 PM EST
this is lotboy's specialty.
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 1:09:22 PM EST
Oww hurt my wrist , spanked it too many times .
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 1:13:29 PM EST
My personnal record is 833 MPH Kid223
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 1:17:53 PM EST
773
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 1:27:17 PM EST
You've heard of Spontaneous Human Combustion? Now you know why.
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 1:49:07 PM EST
It depends on how soon I need to get out of the shower so the wife can use it.
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 2:05:54 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 2:07:16 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 2:12:40 PM EST
A 1/2 hour
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 2:20:02 PM EST
270 mph.... Ten times.
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 4:45:58 PM EST
If you sit on your hand till it goes numb, guess what. Who cares how long it takes, it just feels like someone else
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 4:53:50 PM EST
Just think, every time you spank a monkey you kill a kitten!
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 5:06:05 PM EST
Hey Flash, if you're telling the truth I may NEVER stop...........
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 5:28:08 PM EST
You didn't say which hand?
Link Posted: 4/19/2002 6:36:38 PM EST
Originally Posted By M4Madness: We have been giving a guy at work a hard time for killing a monkey last week. His brother bought a $1200 lemur without telling him. As soon as my co-worker arrived home, this monkey (which he didn't know was in the house) came out of nowhere, jumped on his head, and proceeded to chew his ear into a bloody mess. He grabbed it off his head and beat it off of the table or something until he killed it. We tease him about spanking his brother's monkey.
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$1200 for a lemur??? Must have been a preban monkey. Some people have more money than brains. IMHO, he could have found a more economical way to get his monkey spanked, choked or beaten.
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