Ok a boring night ripping things to little pieces .
The paper distructive device is in my computer room.
Do I need to say more than I was about as toasted as the blank check I burnt in the wood stove.
Oh and that left a mark that won't buff out as the top closed on my bare hand. 3rd degree about three inches long on the left hand.
At this time I would like to plead guility to DWP (drunk while posting)
My sentance will be (name your shit beer here) and five nights listening to Barry Manalow with the wife. (and on the second night I contimplate self casteration)
Self Pardon me Father for I have sinned... I posted to ARFCOM while drunk
Father Give three boxes of Q3131 to your son.... buy him a case of the finest Beer and watch him drink it. You must clean the AR to absolve your sin
Then steal his car for not giving you a beer