Hookers and blow?

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Posted: 4/15/2017 11:59:41 PM EDT

It's a common joke around here, but I bet less than 10% of you fuckers could pull it off if you had to.

I know I couldn't.

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:01:03 AM EDT

[#1]

Does that make me special, a 10%er or some shit?

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:02:31 AM EDT

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I know for a fact I could!
Add an adderall a Viagra and half a bottle of jack and someone's going to need an IV and breathing treatments when I'm done

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:02:44 AM EDT

[#3]

I can't say what I could do, so I'll just vote anonymously.

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:04:57 AM EDT

[#4]

Shouldn't be too difficult, all you got to do is find the hooker. She'll find the coke.

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:05:48 AM EDT

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Strategery

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:06:39 AM EDT

[#6]

Backpage and you could easily find both. Or an undercover cop.

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:07:11 AM EDT

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This man sounds experienced

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:07:27 AM EDT

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Easily if i wanted. No drugs other then booze for a while now. I'll just continue to plow crazy chicks who are 15 years younger then me. Thats a fucking addiction also.

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:07:59 AM EDT

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Goddamn problem solver right here!

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:08:24 AM EDT

[#10]

Hookers and blow are like peanut butter and jelly. Just fine by themselves, but put them together and you have something special.

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:09:37 AM EDT

[#11]

Ha ha, There is seat with my name engraved on it at the Soi Cowboy in Bangkok; all must vacate it when I enter.

The Blow? I spent 4 year in El Chapare; there's nothing about blow I don't know.

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:11:20 AM EDT

[#12]

I can find a hooker, drugs not sure where to begin... Probably ask the hooker.

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:19:38 AM EDT

[#13]

The coke is the easy part.

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:23:15 AM EDT

[#14]

Easier to find a meth whore around these parts

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:23:28 AM EDT

[#15]

What the fucks it to ya?

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:24:09 AM EDT

[#16]

I could never touch a hooker

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:24:34 AM EDT

[#17]

High priced tranny hooker for GFE.

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:25:47 AM EDT

[#18]

Hookers and blow. You know how I live.

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:26:07 AM EDT

[#19]

Just a 2hr drive to Vegas!

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:27:17 AM EDT

[#20]

I could find a hooker, the first lady I hear say "me so horny".

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:27:55 AM EDT

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That's what gloves and condoms are for

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:31:20 AM EDT

[#22]

You want a pinky toe. I could get you a pinky toe and nail Polish. What time is it? Fucking amateurs.

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:34:00 AM EDT

[#23]

Got the tshirt too.

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:36:45 AM EDT

[#24]

So you mean a typical Tuesday night?

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:38:33 AM EDT

[#25]

I don't use drugs, and I'll never pay for sex so you're right.

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:42:20 AM EDT

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You always pay even if you don't know it.

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:46:36 AM EDT

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It's a common joke around here, but I bet less than 10% of you fuckers could pull it off if you had to.

I know I couldn't.

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OP what if we were a hooker

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:47:11 AM EDT

[#28]

Op trollin'.
Bitch don't know about how GD be rollin'.
Hot pockets ready now so I gots to be goin'.

<Cheeto drop>

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:48:45 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2017 12:51:29 AM EDT

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I know for a fact I could!
Add an adderall a Viagra and half a bottle of jack and someone's going to need an IV and breathing treatments when I'm done

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A connoisseur.

My friend told me about the first time he took adderall after being prescribed it by a doctor for adult ADD. First thought, fuck I can't believe this shit is legal. Second thought, this is close to the Bolivian marching powder. Third thought, this license plate in front my in the most interesting thing in the world, I can't stop looking at it.

Posted: 4/16/2017 12:57:27 AM EDT

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I know I couldn't.

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That's what makes it special.

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:13:27 AM EDT

[#32]

I'm <1hr from the west side of Rockford, IL., and if you know anything about that cesspool, you know hookers and blow are reddily available.
As previously stated, you find the hooker and she'll find the snow.

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:24:50 AM EDT

[#33]

ARF is more the "trannys and meth" crowd.

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:26:58 AM EDT

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You're not paying the hooker for sex, you're paying her to just go away when it's over

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:29:34 AM EDT

[#35]

Less than 5 min. for either one, go be poor somewhere else...

But yeah, either is easy. Now Chinese hookers and uncut blow, that may take a few phone calls.

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:31:42 AM EDT

[#36]

Just go online and pickup a nurse. Act like hookers and do coke to mellow out with. Have 5 sentences memorized and at some point say you must get exhausted being on your feet all day.

Posted: 4/16/2017 3:17:57 AM EDT

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OP what if we were a hooker

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It's a common joke around here, but I bet less than 10% of you fuckers could pull it off if you had to.

I know I couldn't.

OP what if we were a hooker

Mind. Blown.

But really, I didn't think y'all basement dwellers had any contacts.

Posted: 4/16/2017 3:26:05 AM EDT

[#38]

I was in Cancun recently and that shit was everywhere!!

Posted: 4/16/2017 3:57:04 AM EDT

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Mind. Blown.

But really, I didn't think y'all basement dwellers had any contacts.

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Posted: 4/16/2017 4:07:43 AM EDT

[#40]

I could.

Now quality.....

Thats a different story....

Posted: 4/16/2017 4:47:57 AM EDT

[#41]

I see streetwalkers every day at work, so it wouldn't be hard to find both. The hookers come by the shop all the time trying to sell shit they stole or took in trade. And there's at least 3 dope houses down the block. The east side of Detroit is tons of fun.

Posted: 4/16/2017 4:56:48 AM EDT

[#42]

I could find plenty of both around here, but I have no desire.

Posted: 4/16/2017 4:59:55 AM EDT

[#43]

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Well obviously once you get the money they come to you.

Posted: 4/16/2017 5:05:11 AM EDT

[#44]

I live in the Netherlands

Hookers and Blow are less of a problem than possesion of a gun in the home for lawful self defence

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Just my luck that I dont care for hookers or drink/use other drugs....Just being able to leagaliy posses a gun (even a single shot muzzle loader) for lawful self defence in the home would mean the world to me.

Posted: 4/16/2017 5:06:52 AM EDT

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Backpage and you could easily find both. Or an undercover cop.

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That's the trade off when you are a wild man.

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:05:29 AM EDT

[#46]

I live in China....hookers, not an issue, coke, not going to happen

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:08:25 AM EDT

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Chicken or egg.

Coke dealers probably know the best hookers.

I would guess hookers run the gamut.

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:12:55 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2017 8:17:42 AM EDT

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My son is a chef, hookers and blow abound in that industry. I had no idea and neither did my kid when he started culinary school. It seems the successful chefs are those that stay clean and not just their knives.

Via his coworkers I could come up with both. Hell some of the hostesses make side money....

5 star gets a whole new meaning.

Posted: 4/16/2017 8:20:30 AM EDT

[#50]

I'm confident I could pull it off. I've never searched for a hooker before, but that's probably easier than the blow.

I've lost lots of contacts through the years as a calmed down and got my shit together. I feel that a phone call or two would get me a couple steps from the blow.

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