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Posted: 4/15/2017 10:59:41 PM EST
It's a common joke around here, but I bet less than 10% of you fuckers could pull it off if you had to.

I know I couldn't.
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:01:03 PM EST
Does that make me special, a 10%er or some shit?
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:02:31 PM EST
Originally Posted By Cole2534:
It's a common joke around here, but I bet less than 10% of you fuckers could pull it off if you had to.

I know I couldn't.
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I know for a fact I could!
Add an adderall a Viagra and half a bottle of jack and someone's going to need an IV and breathing treatments when I'm done
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:02:44 PM EST
I can't say what I could do, so I'll just vote anonymously.
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:04:57 PM EST
Shouldn't be too difficult, all you got to do is find the hooker. She'll find the coke.
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:05:48 PM EST
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Originally Posted By nu3gawhat:
Shouldn't be too difficult, all you got to do is find the hooker. She'll find the coke.
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Strategery
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:06:39 PM EST
Backpage and you could easily find both. Or an undercover cop.
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:07:11 PM EST
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Originally Posted By nu3gawhat:
Shouldn't be too difficult, all you got to do is find the hooker. She'll find the coke.
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This man sounds experienced 
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:07:27 PM EST
Easily if i wanted. No drugs other then booze for a while now. I'll just continue to plow crazy chicks who are 15 years younger then me. Thats a fucking addiction also.
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:07:59 PM EST
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Originally Posted By nu3gawhat:
Shouldn't be too difficult, all you got to do is find the hooker. She'll find the coke.
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Goddamn problem solver right here!
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:08:24 PM EST
Hookers and blow are like peanut butter and jelly. Just fine by themselves, but put them together and you have something special.
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:09:37 PM EST
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Ha ha, There is seat with my name engraved on it at the Soi Cowboy in Bangkok; all must vacate it when I enter.

The Blow? I spent 4 year in El Chapare; there's nothing about blow I don't know.
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:11:20 PM EST
I can find a hooker, drugs not sure where to begin... Probably ask the hooker.
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:19:38 PM EST
The coke is the easy part.
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:23:15 PM EST
Easier to find a meth whore around these parts
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:23:28 PM EST
What the fucks it to ya?
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:24:09 PM EST
I could never touch a hooker 
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:24:34 PM EST
High priced tranny hooker for GFE.
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:25:47 PM EST
Hookers and blow. You know how I live.
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:26:07 PM EST
Just a 2hr drive to Vegas!
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:27:17 PM EST
I could find a hooker, the first lady I hear say "me so horny".
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:27:55 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
I could never touch a hooker 
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That's what gloves and condoms are for
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:31:20 PM EST
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You want a pinky toe. I could get you a pinky toe and nail Polish. What time is it? Fucking amateurs.
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:34:00 PM EST
Got the tshirt too.
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:36:45 PM EST
So you mean a typical Tuesday night?
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:38:33 PM EST
I don't use drugs, and I'll never pay for sex so you're right.
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:42:20 PM EST
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Originally Posted By LinggrrLonggrr:
I don't use drugs, and I'll never pay for sex so you're right.
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You always pay even if you don't know it.
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:46:36 PM EST
Originally Posted By Cole2534:
It's a common joke around here, but I bet less than 10% of you fuckers could pull it off if you had to.

I know I couldn't.
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OP what if we were a hooker
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:47:11 PM EST
Op trollin'.
Bitch don't know about how GD be rollin'.
Hot pockets ready now so I gots to be goin'.

<Cheeto drop>
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:48:45 PM EST
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Originally Posted By xxprince:


I know for a fact I could!
Add an adderall a Viagra and half a bottle of jack and someone's going to need an IV and breathing treatments when I'm done
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A connoisseur. 

My friend told me about the first time he took adderall after being prescribed it by a doctor for adult ADD.  First thought, fuck I can't believe this shit is legal.  Second thought, this is close to the Bolivian marching powder.  Third thought, this license plate in front my in the most interesting thing in the world, I can't stop looking at it.
Link Posted: 4/15/2017 11:57:27 PM EST
Originally Posted By Cole2534:
It's a common joke around here, but I bet less than 10% of you fuckers could pull it off if you had to.

I know I couldn't.
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That's what makes it special. 
 
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 12:13:27 AM EST
I'm <1hr from the west side of Rockford, IL., and if you know anything about that cesspool, you know hookers and blow are reddily available.
As previously stated, you find the hooker and she'll find the snow.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 12:24:50 AM EST
ARF is more the "trannys and meth" crowd.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 12:26:58 AM EST
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Originally Posted By LinggrrLonggrr:
I don't use drugs, and I'll never pay for sex so you're right.
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You're not paying the hooker for sex, you're paying her to just go away when it's over
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 12:29:34 AM EST
Less than 5 min. for either one, go be poor somewhere else...































But yeah, either is easy. Now Chinese hookers and uncut blow, that may take a few phone calls.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 12:31:42 AM EST
Just go online and pickup a nurse. Act like hookers and do coke to mellow out with. Have 5 sentences memorized and at some point say you must get exhausted being on your feet all day.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 2:17:57 AM EST
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Originally Posted By katrina24:


OP what if we were a hooker
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Originally Posted By katrina24:
Originally Posted By Cole2534:
It's a common joke around here, but I bet less than 10% of you fuckers could pull it off if you had to.

I know I couldn't.


OP what if we were a hooker
Mind.  Blown.


But really, I didn't think y'all basement dwellers had any contacts.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 2:26:05 AM EST
I was in Cancun recently and that shit was everywhere!!
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 2:57:04 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Cole2534:
Mind.  Blown.


But really, I didn't think y'all basement dwellers had any contacts.
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Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:07:43 AM EST
I could.

Now quality.....


Thats a different story....
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:47:57 AM EST
I see streetwalkers every day at work, so it wouldn't be hard to find both. The hookers come by the shop all the time trying to sell shit they stole or took in trade. And there's at least 3 dope houses down the block. The east side of Detroit is tons of fun.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:56:48 AM EST
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 3:59:55 AM EST
Originally Posted By Cole2534:
It's a common joke around here, but I bet less than 10% of you fuckers could pull it off if you had to.

I know I couldn't.
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Well obviously once you get the money they come to you.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 4:05:11 AM EST
I live in the Netherlands

Hookers and Blow are less of a problem than possesion of a gun in the home for lawful self defence .

Just my luck that I dont care for hookers or drink/use other drugs....Just being able to leagaliy posses a gun (even a single shot muzzle loader) for lawful self defence in the home would mean the world to me.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 4:06:52 AM EST
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Originally Posted By crzapy:
Backpage and you could easily find both. Or an undercover cop.
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That's the trade off when you are a wild man.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 7:05:29 AM EST
I live in China....hookers, not an issue, coke, not going to happen
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 7:08:25 AM EST
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Originally Posted By nu3gawhat:
Shouldn't be too difficult, all you got to do is find the hooker. She'll find the coke.
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Chicken or egg.


Coke dealers probably know the best hookers.

I would guess hookers run the gamut.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 7:12:55 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Happygobasher:
That's what gloves and condoms are for
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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
I could never touch a hooker 
That's what gloves and condoms are for
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Link Posted: 4/16/2017 7:17:42 AM EST
My son is a chef, hookers and blow abound in that industry. I had no idea and neither did my kid when he started culinary school. It seems the successful chefs are those that stay clean and not just their knives.

Via his coworkers I could come up with both. Hell some of the hostesses make side money....

5 star gets a whole new meaning.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 7:20:30 AM EST
I'm confident I could pull it off. I've never searched for a hooker before, but that's probably easier than the blow.

I've lost lots of contacts through the years as a calmed down and got my shit together. I feel that a phone call or two would get me a couple steps from the blow.
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