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Posted: 1/17/2015 7:41:21 PM EDT
How do I acquire documentation to demonstrate that my antique ivory was harvested prior to 1976? I mean apart from the fact that the fucking product is in the original 19th century packaging, with the original fucking label, why do I need to produce a fucking picture of my ancestor holding the fucking object? What cocksucking dick-holster generated the regulation that governs this shit? Who gave that motherfucker his job? I'd like to meet the pile of Eichmann shit that does this.
Jesus fuck. Land of the free my fucking ass. What the blue fuck? Why does this shit need to be complicated? Why the fuck can't I just have my shit, and enjoy peace and quiet? Why does the motherfucking bullshit government need to be involved in a set of fucking pool balls? |
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Ivory.....because some hungry African child......who will die anyway.
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Same cocksuckers that stole Sitting Bulls head dress from the rightful owner .
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I don't know what the big deal is but pawn shops in my area won't touch ivory.
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How did "the government" even find out that you had them? View Quote Its like this - if I want to sell them, they need to be "legal" - like a machinegun with paperwork vs an illegal machinegun. Except in this case, I can possess them, but I cannot transfer them. So basically they can sit there and look nice, but I cannot sell them. Because government. Land of the free. Home of the brave? |
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Quoted: Its like this - if I want to sell them, they need to be "legal" - like a machinegun with paperwork vs an illegal machinegun. Except in this case, I can possess them, but I cannot transfer them. So basically they can sit there and look nice, but I cannot sell them. Because government. Land of the free fee. Home of the brave naive. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: How did "the government" even find out that you had them? Its like this - if I want to sell them, they need to be "legal" - like a machinegun with paperwork vs an illegal machinegun. Except in this case, I can possess them, but I cannot transfer them. So basically they can sit there and look nice, but I cannot sell them. Because government. Land of the free fee. Home of the brave naive. Updated. |
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The link below has more to do with imports/exports (I'm a licensed customs broker and have been asked questions about importing ivory), but it might answer some questions.
http://www.fws.gov/international/travel-and-trade/ivory-ban-questions-and-answers.html#19 |
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How do I acquire documentation to demonstrate that my antique ivory was harvested prior to 1976? I mean apart from the fact that the fucking product is in the original 19th century packaging, with the original fucking label, why do I need to produce a fucking picture of my ancestor holding the fucking object? What cocksucking dick-holster generated the regulation that governs this shit? Who gave that motherfucker his job? I'd like to meet the pile of Eichmann shit that does this. Jesus fuck. Land of the free my fucking ass. What the blue fuck? Why does this shit need to be complicated? Why the fuck can't I just have my shit, and enjoy peace and quiet? Why does the motherfucking bullshit government need to be involved in a set of fucking pool balls? View Quote Hear. Hear. Good rant. Now. Isn't the burden of proof on the accuser? The .gov can not say you have broken the law and then not prove otherwise, right? (maybe that was just in some Perry Mason fantasy land of mine. ) |
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Its like this - if I want to sell them, they need to be "legal" - like a machinegun with paperwork vs an illegal machinegun. Except in this case, I can possess them, but I cannot transfer them. So basically they can sit there and look nice, but I cannot sell them. Because government. Land of the free. Home of the brave? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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How did "the government" even find out that you had them? Its like this - if I want to sell them, they need to be "legal" - like a machinegun with paperwork vs an illegal machinegun. Except in this case, I can possess them, but I cannot transfer them. So basically they can sit there and look nice, but I cannot sell them. Because government. Land of the free. Home of the brave? So you're like the very first ivory neckbeard? |
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Give them to the purchaser, but have him/her pay you $XXX.XX for handling and a fuel surcharge for meeting them.
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View Quote lol, pretty much. In before the "If you don't love it, leave it!" crowd. |
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Did you search all of your drawers for that letter grammy left?
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Quoted: How do I acquire documentation to demonstrate that my antique ivory was harvested prior to 1976? I mean apart from the fact that the fucking product is in the original 19th century packaging, with the original fucking label, why do I need to produce a fucking picture of my ancestor holding the fucking object? What cocksucking dick-holster generated the regulation that governs this shit? Who gave that motherfucker his job? I'd like to meet the pile of Eichmann shit that does this. Jesus fuck. Land of the free my fucking ass. What the blue fuck? Why does this shit need to be complicated? Why the fuck can't I just have my shit, and enjoy peace and quiet? Why does the motherfucking bullshit government need to be involved in a set of fucking pool balls? View Quote |
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How do I acquire documentation to demonstrate that my antique ivory was harvested prior to 1976? I mean apart from the fact that the fucking product is in the original 19th century packaging, with the original fucking label, why do I need to produce a fucking picture of my ancestor holding the fucking object? What cocksucking dick-holster generated the regulation that governs this shit? Who gave that motherfucker his job? I'd like to meet the pile of Eichmann shit that does this. Jesus fuck. Land of the free my fucking ass. What the blue fuck? Why does this shit need to be complicated? Why the fuck can't I just have my shit, and enjoy peace and quiet? Why does the motherfucking bullshit government need to be involved in a set of fucking pool balls? To most people? If it can't be proven to be legal? Nothing. |
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It has more to do with the Africans slaughtering the elephants and selling the ivory to China. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Ivory.....because some hungry African child......who will die anyway. It has more to do with the Africans slaughtering the elephants and selling the ivory to China. So instead of destroying the market price of ivory by allowing its trade, we destroyed warehouses full of ivory to remove it from the US trade, without slowing China's ivory trade an iota plus increasing its value on the world market. |
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Interested in seeing what original 19th century packaging looks like
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I see ads for Ivory for sale all the time in the Backpage escorts section. You can even get Ivory and Ebony together for an extra charge, for collectors of both. Its illegal to sell, so they hide the ads in that section and state in the ad "no law enforcement".
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I see ads for Ivory for sale all the time in the Backpage escorts section. You can even get Ivory and Ebony together for an extra charge, for collectors of both. Its illegal to sell, so they hide the ads in that section and state in the ad "no law enforcement". View Quote Yeah, I peruse that section every day. For research purposes. |
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So you're like the very first ivory neckbeard? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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How did "the government" even find out that you had them? Its like this - if I want to sell them, they need to be "legal" - like a machinegun with paperwork vs an illegal machinegun. Except in this case, I can possess them, but I cannot transfer them. So basically they can sit there and look nice, but I cannot sell them. Because government. Land of the free. Home of the brave? So you're like the very first ivory neckbeard? No. I'm just another motherfucker that bought himself something nice and would like to be able to sell it without the government telling me I can't. Crawl back into the asshole of America with that neckbeard shit. |
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No serious ivory collector will pay anywhere near full price for an undocumented piece. Just saying. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Give them to the purchaser, but have him/her pay you $XXX.XX for handling and a fuel surcharge for meeting them. No serious ivory collector will pay anywhere near full price for an undocumented piece. Just saying. Exactly. |
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No. I posted that for all the dumb motherfuckers on this website that voted for shitbags like John Cocksucking McCain and Lindsey Cocksucking Graham and [Insert Big Government Republican Here]. I dont think I could creep low enough in primordial melted shit to contrive something retarded enough to get a (D) voter's attention. |
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No. I'm just another motherfucker that bought himself something nice illegal and would like to be able to sell it without the government telling me I can't. Crawl back into the asshole of America with that neckbeard shit. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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How did "the government" even find out that you had them? Its like this - if I want to sell them, they need to be "legal" - like a machinegun with paperwork vs an illegal machinegun. Except in this case, I can possess them, but I cannot transfer them. So basically they can sit there and look nice, but I cannot sell them. Because government. Land of the free. Home of the brave? So you're like the very first ivory neckbeard? No. I'm just another motherfucker that bought himself something nice illegal and would like to be able to sell it without the government telling me I can't. Crawl back into the asshole of America with that neckbeard shit. |
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Tell us how you really feel... Come on, don't holdback now. View Quote Barrghargack I feel like these stupid shitfuckers should all eat a bowlful of there own diarrhea and choke on a bag of dicks. Whatever uninformed, maligned, over-educated, mouth-breathing, mentally mutated, government cunt-swilling shitstick no-economics-understanding, man-on-the-street fuckfucker dreamed this retarded shit out of his ass would best serve the rest of humanity by consuming himself feet-first so that at some point he can die in confusion from eating his own self-shit. Fuck. Wow. I liked my world perspective better under the influence of alcohol - when owning ivory coolstuff meant you just got drunk and peacefully gloated about your own toys. Sobriety is sober. God help this world and all that sucks in it if America ever wakes up from it's near-beer, NFL, and Reality TV induced slumber. |
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How did "the government" even find out that you had them? Its like this - if I want to sell them, they need to be "legal" - like a machinegun with paperwork vs an illegal machinegun. Except in this case, I can possess them, but I cannot transfer them. So basically they can sit there and look nice, but I cannot sell them. Because government. Land of the free. Home of the brave? So you're like the very first ivory neckbeard? No. I'm just another motherfucker that bought himself something nice illegal and would like to be able to sell it without the government telling me I can't. Crawl back into the asshole of America with that neckbeard shit. It isn't illegal, it is just complicated. |
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Quoted: No. I'm just another motherfucker that bought himself something nice and would like to be able to sell it without the government telling me I can't. Crawl back into the asshole of America with that neckbeard shit. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: How did "the government" even find out that you had them? Its like this - if I want to sell them, they need to be "legal" - like a machinegun with paperwork vs an illegal machinegun. Except in this case, I can possess them, but I cannot transfer them. So basically they can sit there and look nice, but I cannot sell them. Because government. Land of the free. Home of the brave? So you're like the very first ivory neckbeard? No. I'm just another motherfucker that bought himself something nice and would like to be able to sell it without the government telling me I can't. Crawl back into the asshole of America with that neckbeard shit. I now take it you bought them and they are not in fact family heirlooms? Did they not come with the proper paperwork? |
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I don't understand the ivory thing either, I would love to have some real ivory grips for a couple of my pistols, but when you bought the ivory it was a legal purchase? When did you buy it? Do you have proof or documentation of a legal purchase?
"No. I'm just another motherfucker that bought himself something nice and would like to be able to sell it without the government telling me I can't." |
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How do I acquire documentation to demonstrate that my antique ivory was harvested prior to 1976? I mean apart from the fact that the fucking product is in the original 19th century packaging, with the original fucking label, why do I need to produce a fucking picture of my ancestor holding the fucking object? What cocksucking dick-holster generated the regulation that governs this shit? Who gave that motherfucker his job? I'd like to meet the pile of Eichmann shit that does this. Jesus fuck. Land of the free my fucking ass. What the blue fuck? Why does this shit need to be complicated? Why the fuck can't I just have my shit, and enjoy peace and quiet? Why does the motherfucking bullshit government need to be involved in a set of fucking pool balls? View Quote Uh... You didn't happen to just come back from being a professional hunter in Africa for like 30 years, did you? If so, here's some advice: throw away all your cold medicine immediately, take the band off your hat, and make sure you obey the speed limit. |
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Its like this - if I want to sell them, they need to be "legal" - like a machinegun with paperwork vs an illegal machinegun. Except in this case, I can possess them, but I cannot transfer them. So basically they can sit there and look nice, but I cannot sell them. Because government. Land of the free. Home of the brave? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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How did "the government" even find out that you had them? Its like this - if I want to sell them, they need to be "legal" - like a machinegun with paperwork vs an illegal machinegun. Except in this case, I can possess them, but I cannot transfer them. So basically they can sit there and look nice, but I cannot sell them. Because government. Land of the free. Home of the brave? Sounds like you got a screaming deal on something, but didn't know the whole story. fwiw- I agree that you should be able to sell your property. |
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Barrghargack I feel like these stupid shitfuckers should all eat a bowlful of there own diarrhea and choke on a bag of dicks. Whatever uninformed, maligned, over-educated, mouth-breathing, mentally mutated, government cunt-swilling shitstick no-economics-understanding, man-on-the-street fuckfucker dreamed this retarded shit out of his ass would best serve the rest of humanity by consuming himself feet-first so that at some point he can die in confusion from eating his own self-shit. Fuck. Wow. I liked my world perspective better under the influence of alcohol - when owning ivory coolstuff meant you just got drunk and peacefully gloated about your own toys. Sobriety is sober. God help this world and all that sucks in it if America ever wakes up from it's near-beer, NFL, and Reality TV induced slumber. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Tell us how you really feel... Come on, don't holdback now. Barrghargack I feel like these stupid shitfuckers should all eat a bowlful of there own diarrhea and choke on a bag of dicks. Whatever uninformed, maligned, over-educated, mouth-breathing, mentally mutated, government cunt-swilling shitstick no-economics-understanding, man-on-the-street fuckfucker dreamed this retarded shit out of his ass would best serve the rest of humanity by consuming himself feet-first so that at some point he can die in confusion from eating his own self-shit. Fuck. Wow. I liked my world perspective better under the influence of alcohol - when owning ivory coolstuff meant you just got drunk and peacefully gloated about your own toys. Sobriety is sober. God help this world and all that sucks in it if America ever wakes up from it's near-beer, NFL, and Reality TV induced slumber. |
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".................What cocksucking dick-holster generated the regulation that governs this shit? Who gave that motherfucker his job? I'd like to meet the pile of Eichmann shit that does this.".............. View Quote Dumbass voters who elected the asshole. Twice. |
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Barrghargack I feel like these stupid shitfuckers should all eat a bowlful of there own diarrhea and choke on a bag of dicks. Whatever uninformed, maligned, over-educated, mouth-breathing, mentally mutated, government cunt-swilling shitstick no-economics-understanding, man-on-the-street fuckfucker dreamed this retarded shit out of his ass would best serve the rest of humanity by consuming himself feet-first so that at some point he can die in confusion from eating his own self-shit. Fuck. Wow. I liked my world perspective better under the influence of alcohol - when owning ivory coolstuff meant you just got drunk and peacefully gloated about your own toys. Sobriety is sober. God help this world and all that sucks in it if America ever wakes up from it's near-beer, NFL, and Reality TV induced slumber. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Tell us how you really feel... Come on, don't holdback now. Barrghargack I feel like these stupid shitfuckers should all eat a bowlful of there own diarrhea and choke on a bag of dicks. Whatever uninformed, maligned, over-educated, mouth-breathing, mentally mutated, government cunt-swilling shitstick no-economics-understanding, man-on-the-street fuckfucker dreamed this retarded shit out of his ass would best serve the rest of humanity by consuming himself feet-first so that at some point he can die in confusion from eating his own self-shit. Fuck. Wow. I liked my world perspective better under the influence of alcohol - when owning ivory coolstuff meant you just got drunk and peacefully gloated about your own toys. Sobriety is sober. God help this world and all that sucks in it if America ever wakes up from it's near-beer, NFL, and Reality TV induced slumber. Holy fuck that was well said. That post reminded me of this article that was linked in GD recently: markmanson.net/not-giving-a-fuck |
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