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Posted: 4/20/2016 2:58:28 PM EDT
My wife let me read the below thread this past week. Women join a cohort of peers based on when the baby is due. Its hilarious. I swear you can match up personalities here in GD with some of these women. They do the same shit making fun of either, bitching and saying their gonna close their accounts, they get banned, etc. Its a trip.
In this thread...one of the moms admits claims that she and he husband are in a loving affair with a fem-doll thing. Its fucking hilarious. http://community.babycenter.com/post/a62348731/letting-it-out Teaser from OP: I can't keep it in. I need to let out my secrets. They are building up in my brain like smoke in a clogged chimney. I need to vent. Let the toxins out and be free again. Clean with confession. Born anew. A phoenix reborn in my minds eye and understanding of ones self. Here is my story. My husband is away on business a lot. He is a faithful man. Honest, kind, God fearing. However the man has primal needs and as a wife I understand. Instead of putting himself in a position where he is temped by the flesh, he found a practical solution. Her name is Mindy and she is a RealDoll we ordered together. She folds up nice and fits comfortably in the trunk when he's on the road. She's kept in a duffle for discretion. My husband enjoys her while on business. He struggles with masturbation because the joints in his hands were damaged in an electrical accident. He has poor grip and even the car steering wheel is altered to accodomate him. Anyway..When he comes home it's my time. Yet, our intimate affairs are at a lull. To bring some heat into our romance we decided to invite Mindy into our bedroom. I was surprised at how alive I felt during our coitus. Her supple breasts under my rough hands sends chills down my spine. I could write a novel on my new found love of Mindy. I am ashamed that I prefer the physical love of a RealDoll more than my living breathing husband. Mindy doesn't question, Mindy doesn't push back, Mindy doesn't judge. I think love her. Holy fucking shit. Read on fellas. Also, RULES!  IMG_9904 by Team 1 Group Development, on Flickr
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:00:03 PM EDT
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lol I know what you're talking about. My wife joined up on there when she was pregnant with our first. Its a total shit show.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:00:47 PM EDT
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Wait, that pic is of your SO or the one who wrote what you posted?
Either way, I would caution you to not cross the pictured female, lest you end up like Mr. Bobbitt. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:00:52 PM EDT
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More fun threads!
http://community.babycenter.com/post/a62217226/once-upon-a-time-there-was-a-thread.-a-thread-to-rule-them-all.-death-to-the-thread. Come on, this has ARFCOM thread title written all over it.  Screen Shot 2016-04-20 at 14.54.28 by Team 1 Group Development, on Flickr
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:02:30 PM EDT
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lol I know what you're talking about. My wife joined up on there when she was pregnant with our first. Its a total shit show. Quote HistoryQuoted:
lol I know what you're talking about. My wife joined up on there when she was pregnant with our first. Its a total shit show. It absolutely is. Holy shit. Quoted:
Wait, that pic is of your SO or the one who wrote what you posted? Either way, I would caution you to not cross the pictured female, lest you end up like Mr. Bobbitt. That one is my wife. She said "I was just playing around with filters on my phone, why is this your background now?" I said you gotta be kidding me woman. 
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:03:08 PM EDT
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BlowUpMindy Posted 04/16/2016 I love you too. Our time together is amazing. ???? 65 Reply 
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:03:46 PM EDT
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tl,dr skimmed ops post.
Ops wife threesome fem doll I think that was the important stuff. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:04:45 PM EDT
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Yeah, babycenter is a fucked up place.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:04:57 PM EDT
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BlowUpMindy Posted 04/16/2016 I love you too. Our time together is amazing. ???? 65 Reply Yes. I figure that's the equivalent to our hooker joining up a few months ago. If you keep reading, another femdoll supposedly joins up too. They converse with one another. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:05:41 PM EDT
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Oh, I didn't realize its 4/20 today. Now I know.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:07:21 PM EDT
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tl,dr skimmed ops post. Ops wife threesome fem doll I think that was the important stuff. You're tracking. Mostly. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:08:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:10:22 PM EDT
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This is gold
"Why are your hands so rough" |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:11:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:12:14 PM EDT
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Wait, that pic is of your SO or the one who wrote what you posted? Either way, I would caution you to not cross the pictured female, lest you end up like Mr. Bobbitt. Maybe it's the doll? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:13:10 PM EDT
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tl,dr skimmed ops post. Ops wife threesome fem doll I think that was the important stuff. Is it a threesome if it's with an inanimate object? |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:13:32 PM EDT
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Maybe it's the doll? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wait, that pic is of your SO or the one who wrote what you posted? Either way, I would caution you to not cross the pictured female, lest you end up like Mr. Bobbitt. Maybe it's the doll? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Nope. The doll is the damn OP's avatar in that thread. She's hawt. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:14:02 PM EDT
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Yeah, babycenter is a fucked up place. That's where I hung out before this place. It was......interesting. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:14:31 PM EDT
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Do they have their own WoWPro?
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:15:03 PM EDT
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I know ARFCOM would be all over this shit....
Kick that mother in law to the curb!! My fucking kids, not hers. http://community.babycenter.com/post/a62096524/in-need-of-some-advice-updates-pgs.-6-7-10-11-21-26-28 Teaser: so, DH and i had a disagreement last night, and it's been weighing heavily on my mind ever since. sorry if this gets a bit long. i'll take whatever you ladies want to dole at me - good, bad and ugly. bring it all on. i really need to fix something here. as a bit of background: MIL provides care for baby while i'm away at work. because she lives a little bit of a drive away (around 30 minutes), she chooses to stay at our apartment during the week (so monday morning through friday afternoon when i get home). we only have one bedroom, so she sleeps on the couch in our living room. i hate this, as we have a small enough place as it is, but whatever - we're receiving free childcare because we can't afford anything else right now. she's retired and not in the greatest shape and a nervous driver, so i'm expected to just suck it up and deal with it as peacefully as possible. it's beyond stressful, but we've been managing well enough..... |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:15:56 PM EDT
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Do they have their own WoWPro? Honestly, I felt like femdoll chick has gotta be the WoWPro of babycenterCOM. But there may be more candidates. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:17:00 PM EDT
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Where can I order MANDY ?
If this is the doll... 'Shut up and take my money' |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:22:50 PM EDT
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Where can I order MANDY ? If this is the doll... 'Shut up and take my money' https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1666/26545895665_e7da051cbc_c.jpg I am pretty sure that is the OPs wifey 
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:23:45 PM EDT
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Where can I order MANDY ? If this is the doll... 'Shut up and take my money' https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1666/26545895665_e7da051cbc_c.jpg I believe you are requesting to purchase OP's wife. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:24:16 PM EDT
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I think that lady uses a pic of a realdoll as her av.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:26:29 PM EDT
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actually a little afraid to say jack shit .....but it's funny as hell your wife seems to have a good sense of humor
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:27:04 PM EDT
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That's where I hung out before this place. It was......interesting. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yeah, babycenter is a fucked up place. That's where I hung out before this place. It was......interesting. Most of the pregnancy/parenting forums are pretty special. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:29:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:30:07 PM EDT
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Are you really married to Kat Dennings??? 
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:35:43 PM EDT
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That's a whole bunch of
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:36:40 PM EDT
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I believe you are requesting to purchase OP's wife. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Where can I order MANDY ? If this is the doll... 'Shut up and take my money' https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1666/26545895665_e7da051cbc_c.jpg I believe you are requesting to purchase OP's wife. Everything has a price. This one could vary wildly depending on the day... Honey since you're reading this thread...I kid, I kid. You are priceless. 
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:37:47 PM EDT
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I'm bored. Besides, she looks like she has the crazy eyes. Apologies in advance. http://<a href=http://i1379.photobucket.com/albums/ah134/knightzone19/Dark-Devil-Wallpaper-Background-2109_zpsdtmckoiw.jpg</a>" /> lol http://<a href=http://i1379.photobucket.com/albums/ah134/knightzone19/ClintonGunControl_zpsott4l5qj.jpg</a>" />
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:40:27 PM EDT
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I'm bored. Besides, she looks like she has the crazy eyes. Apologies in advance. http://<a href=http://i1379.photobucket.com/albums/ah134/knightzone19/Dark-Devil-Wallpaper-Background-2109_zpsdtmckoiw.jpg</a>" /> lol http://<a href=http://i1379.photobucket.com/albums/ah134/knightzone19/ClintonGunControl_zpsott4l5qj.jpg</a>" /> And away we go... |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:42:38 PM EDT
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this is the doll in the link the OP was referring too
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:49:35 PM EDT
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I'm guessing there is an Arfcommer with a real doll named "Mindy".
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:50:15 PM EDT
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I presume the most prolific posters on that site have probably never even been pregnant.
Just like a lot of frequent GD posters don't even own a single gun (and call DU their home). |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:53:58 PM EDT
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Now I know why you're not coming out with us this weekend! With a lady like that, probably best to keep her away from all the basement dwellers (although I guess we don't have basements in FL, so not sure what they call us here)
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Posted: 4/20/2016 3:59:00 PM EDT
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That's where I hung out before this place. It was......interesting. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yeah, babycenter is a fucked up place. That's where I hung out before this place. It was......interesting. it must have been out of control to drive a woman into the loving arms of General Discussion. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 4:01:28 PM EDT
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There used to be guys here in GD who hung out at mothering.com. They were into breasfeeding IIRC.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 4:02:15 PM EDT
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I believe you are requesting to purchase OP's wife. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Where can I order MANDY ? If this is the doll... 'Shut up and take my money' https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1666/26545895665_e7da051cbc_c.jpg I believe you are requesting to purchase OP's wife. But reading is for faggots. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 4:02:50 PM EDT
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Now I know why you're not coming out with us this weekend! With a lady like that, probably best to keep her away from all the basement dwellers (although I guess we don't have basements in FL, so not sure what they call us here) Ha! Truth be told, she was bummed too when I showed her pictures of the boat. We will definitely be watching for the next one. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 4:04:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/20/2016 4:08:23 PM EDT
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Her name is Mindy and she is a RealDoll we ordered together. She folds up nice and fits comfortably in the trunk when he's on the road. She's kept in a duffle for discretion. Yeah that won't look unusual in a hotel parking lot or lobby. Waiting for the follow up cops got called on my husband story. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 4:08:37 PM EDT
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Wow. Bahahaha.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 4:08:43 PM EDT
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Are you really married to Kat Dennings??? http://biographydisc.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Kat-Dennings-Biography-2.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted:
Are you really married to Kat Dennings??? http://biographydisc.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Kat-Dennings-Biography-2.jpg My first thought. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 4:10:00 PM EDT
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it must have been out of control to drive a woman into the loving arms of General Discussion. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yeah, babycenter is a fucked up place. That's where I hung out before this place. It was......interesting. it must have been out of control to drive a woman into the loving arms of General Discussion. There was some good stuff there, not going to lie. Final straw was when a private group I belonged to went full retard over guns. They'd known me for 6 years and watched my kids grow up and all that went out the window when the gun debate came up. I started out thinking I might change some minds if they saw someone they knew, liked, and respected was on the opposite side of the debate. I was wrong. It was like the previous 6 years had never happened and I was an ignorant, bloodthirsty hillbilly and it was a wonder my kids were still alive.
I do deal with some goofy stuff here but I find y'all easier to ignore when it suits me.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 4:13:35 PM EDT
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There was some good stuff there, not going to lie. Final straw was when a private group I belonged to went full retard over guns. They'd known me for 6 years and watched my kids grow up and all that went out the window when the gun debate came up. I started out thinking I might change some minds if they saw someone they knew, liked, and respected was on the opposite side of the debate. I was wrong. It was like the previous 6 years had never happened and I was an ignorant, bloodthirsty hillbilly and it was a wonder my kids were still alive.
I do deal with some goofy stuff here but I find y'all easier to ignore when it suits me. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yeah, babycenter is a fucked up place. That's where I hung out before this place. It was......interesting. it must have been out of control to drive a woman into the loving arms of General Discussion. There was some good stuff there, not going to lie. Final straw was when a private group I belonged to went full retard over guns. They'd known me for 6 years and watched my kids grow up and all that went out the window when the gun debate came up. I started out thinking I might change some minds if they saw someone they knew, liked, and respected was on the opposite side of the debate. I was wrong. It was like the previous 6 years had never happened and I was an ignorant, bloodthirsty hillbilly and it was a wonder my kids were still alive.
I do deal with some goofy stuff here but I find y'all easier to ignore when it suits me. So I shouldn't tell my wife to post the pics of baby with his 1911 I bought him at birth?  Untitled by Team 1 Group Development, on Flickr
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Posted: 4/20/2016 4:16:14 PM EDT
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She sounds a lot like WowPro.
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Posted: 4/20/2016 4:16:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: this is the doll in the link the OP was referring too http://imageserve.babycenter.com/21/000/386/IfZZjutr4NxUJi8XrPixIz75W7Fu8zDV_lg.jpg |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 4:20:11 PM EDT
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There was some good stuff there, not going to lie. Final straw was when a private group I belonged to went full retard over guns. They'd known me for 6 years and watched my kids grow up and all that went out the window when the gun debate came up. I started out thinking I might change some minds if they saw someone they knew, liked, and respected was on the opposite side of the debate. I was wrong. It was like the previous 6 years had never happened and I was an ignorant, bloodthirsty hillbilly and it was a wonder my kids were still alive.
I do deal with some goofy stuff here but I find y'all easier to ignore when it suits me. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Yeah, babycenter is a fucked up place. That's where I hung out before this place. It was......interesting. it must have been out of control to drive a woman into the loving arms of General Discussion. There was some good stuff there, not going to lie. Final straw was when a private group I belonged to went full retard over guns. They'd known me for 6 years and watched my kids grow up and all that went out the window when the gun debate came up. I started out thinking I might change some minds if they saw someone they knew, liked, and respected was on the opposite side of the debate. I was wrong. It was like the previous 6 years had never happened and I was an ignorant, bloodthirsty hillbilly and it was a wonder my kids were still alive.
I do deal with some goofy stuff here but I find y'all easier to ignore when it suits me. Haven't had that come up on my pregnancy forum yet. I have suggested a few times that victims of DV arm themselves. One ended up in ICU after her spouse beat the shit out of her. She was 7 months pregnant and they had to deliver the baby as well. Both survived, but there will be life long complications for the baby. No one argues when I suggest arming oneself in those situations. |
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Posted: 4/20/2016 4:20:21 PM EDT
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Now I know why you're not coming out with us this weekend! With a lady like that, probably best to keep her away from all the basement dwellers (although I guess we don't have basements in FL, so not sure what they call us here) Floridians is good enough. |
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