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Posted: 10/3/2005 7:48:11 PM EDT
My friend just tricked me into eating a teaspoon of this stuff:

www.sweatnspice.com/proddetail.php?prod=8

I have some violent hiccups, my eyes are watering, my nose is running, my mouth feels like it's full of acid, my face is red and sweaty.

I think I'm on death's door.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:48:57 PM EDT
Drink some orange juice.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:49:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:49:42 PM EDT
milk
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:49:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
My friend just tricked me into eating a teaspoon of this stuff:

www.sweatnspice.com/proddetail.php?prod=8

I have some violent hiccups, my eyes are watering, my nose is running, my mouth feels like it's full of acid, my face is red and sweaty.

I think I'm on death's door.




Bread & Milk, man, bread & Milk.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:50:19 PM EDT
I'm in the middle of a college dorm on the third floor. The only things at my disposal are water and Ramen.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:50:52 PM EDT
wtf is that
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:50:56 PM EDT


You're not dying. You just can't think of anything good to do.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:51:26 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
I'm in the middle of a college dorm on the third floor. The only things at my disposal are water and Ramen.



beer?
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:51:47 PM EDT
Wow.

I need to order a bottle of that.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:52:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CollegeBoy:

Originally Posted By roboman:
I'm in the middle of a college dorm on the third floor. The only things at my disposal are water and Ramen.



beer?



Lemme go throw back a shot of vodka and a bit of wine cooler, brb.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:52:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:53:44 PM EDT
Your not sick until your scared that you won't die.

Eat the Ramen, Raw. Open the package and eat it dry. It's mega starchy, it will absorb it.

Words of warning. Your not bad now, you'll be bad when it comes out the other end.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:55:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2005 7:55:52 PM EDT by bigdb1]
You know, I'll try any sauce made of peppers, but you can keep that pepper extract stuff. That's the shit mailmen spray on rabid dogs.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:56:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:
My friend just tricked me into eating a teaspoon of this stuff:

www.sweatnspice.com/proddetail.php?prod=8

I have some violent hiccups, my eyes are watering, my nose is running, my mouth feels like it's full of acid, my face is red and sweaty.

I think I'm on death's door.




He "tricked " you into it?

I've got some oceanfront property here in Tennessee that you'll love.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 7:59:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Your not sick until your scared that you won't die.

Eat the Ramen, Raw. Open the package and eat it dry. It's mega starchy, it will absorb it.

Words of warning. Your not bad now, you'll be bad when it comes out the other end.



That is the truth there, quit bitchin'
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 8:02:04 PM EDT
I used to trick people to try Daves ultimate insanity back in the day. hot stuff!
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 8:02:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By LANCEMAN:

Originally Posted By Dusty_C:
Your not sick until your scared that you won't die.

Eat the Ramen, Raw. Open the package and eat it dry. It's mega starchy, it will absorb it.

Words of warning. Your not bad now, you'll be bad when it comes out the other end.



That is the truth there, quit bitchin'



Good way to get that way, get food poisoning from seafood. btdt
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 8:02:43 PM EDT
Eat a banana - potassium and stach will cure your suffering. I know this is not is your dorm, but go to the store if this is really killing you.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 8:02:59 PM EDT
Sour cream.


When your taste buds heal heSudden Death is great in chili just don’t use much.

Best Hot sauce out there.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 8:03:05 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wombat_SCSO:
www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_movie/usa/ferrisbueller.JPG

You're not dying. You just can't think of anything good to do.



That's the funniest thing I've seen in a month.


Link Posted: 10/3/2005 8:03:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wombat_SCSO:
www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_movie/usa/ferrisbueller.JPG

You're not dying. You just can't think of anything good to do.



Nice.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 8:04:12 PM EDT
Probably should have read this FIRST!

"Made with Great Karma. Be Warned this sauce contains ingredients 500 times hotter than a Jalapeno Chile. Use Sparingly. Not recommended for use without dilution. Contains absolutely NO Preservatives or Artificial Ingredients. Wrapped up in a Holographic Labeled Bottle. Comes with skull key chain.


Extremely Hot - Use with Caution"


I would go ahead and plan on not going to class tomorrow. Unless you want to spend your day planning your walk across campus based on how fast you can get to a bathroom!


Link Posted: 10/3/2005 8:07:21 PM EDT
just a hint - its going to hurt more coming out then going in. Patty
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 8:07:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Nephilim:

Originally Posted By roboman:
My friend just tricked me into eating a teaspoon of this stuff:

www.sweatnspice.com/proddetail.php?prod=8

I have some violent hiccups, my eyes are watering, my nose is running, my mouth feels like it's full of acid, my face is red and sweaty.

I think I'm on death's door.




He "tricked " you into it?

I've got some oceanfront property here in Tennessee that you'll love.



He asked me if I liked hot sauces, so I said yeah (since I do like a good hot sauce). So he threw a big old dollop on a chip and handed it over to me. It was only after I had eaten it that he revealed it was a small thermonuclear sauce I was eating
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 8:11:19 PM EDT
you are going on a mystical journey Homer simpson, follow the coyote, find your soulmate!

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 8:17:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/3/2005 8:20:18 PM EDT by Doucheatron3000]
Wow...you're a bright one. You eat everything that someone just hands you?

"Here, take this pill"-and she did.

And then she said "What...did you just give me?"

"Ecstasy", he said.

And then...HE FUCKED HER ALL NIGHT!

(That's from a song called "One Night In New York City" by The Horrorist. I thought it mildly appropriate.)
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 8:22:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:

Originally Posted By Nephilim:

Originally Posted By roboman:
My friend just tricked me into eating a teaspoon of this stuff:

www.sweatnspice.com/proddetail.php?prod=8

I have some violent hiccups, my eyes are watering, my nose is running, my mouth feels like it's full of acid, my face is red and sweaty.

I think I'm on death's door.




He "tricked " you into it?

I've got some oceanfront property here in Tennessee that you'll love.



He asked me if I liked hot sauces, so I said yeah (since I do like a good hot sauce). So he threw a big old dollop on a chip and handed it over to me. It was only after I had eaten it that he revealed it was a small thermonuclear sauce I was eating



What did you expect? Maple syrup?

Link Posted: 10/3/2005 8:25:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By giacutter:

Originally Posted By roboman:

Originally Posted By Nephilim:

Originally Posted By roboman:
My friend just tricked me into eating a teaspoon of this stuff:

www.sweatnspice.com/proddetail.php?prod=8

I have some violent hiccups, my eyes are watering, my nose is running, my mouth feels like it's full of acid, my face is red and sweaty.

I think I'm on death's door.




He "tricked " you into it?

I've got some oceanfront property here in Tennessee that you'll love.



He asked me if I liked hot sauces, so I said yeah (since I do like a good hot sauce). So he threw a big old dollop on a chip and handed it over to me. It was only after I had eaten it that he revealed it was a small thermonuclear sauce I was eating



What did you expect? Maple syrup?




I was expecting something that would have a damn good kick, not something that would seize my lungs up and the like!

In other news.....I feel a deep, terrible, rumbling brewing in my bowels.
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 8:28:23 PM EDT
Was it made by inmates from a Guatamalan insane asylum?
Link Posted: 10/3/2005 8:42:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
You're right. You're probably gonna die. Give us all your guns.




two great minds think alike!
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 7:19:59 PM EDT
Update?????????

Is Roboman still alive? Or still experiencing the burn?


Link Posted: 10/4/2005 7:28:32 PM EDT
Hurry up and get it over with
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 7:33:07 PM EDT

Originally Posted By giacutter:
Update?????????

Is Roboman still alive? Or still experiencing the burn?





I had an atomic case of heartburn as I went to bed and all during the night .

Other than that everything else has been fine, can't say I'll be having it again anytime soon.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 7:36:59 PM EDT
Alcohol is not the solution to your situation. You need dairy products, either milk, sour cream, or whipped cream...not the skim/lowfat stuff by the way.

Does your "buddy" wear contacts? You can repay his kindness tonight by putting a mere spec of that stuff on the lid of his contact lens case.

Cavu
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 7:38:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/4/2005 7:39:48 PM EDT by JustinOK34]

Originally Posted By roboman:
My friend just tricked me into eating a teaspoon of this stuff:

I think I'm on death's door.



I did a TWO shotglasses of this (not willingly):
www.sweatnspice.com/proddetail.php?prod=20&cat=33

The next three hours of my life, well, words can't describe.

Edit: That Bueller post was f-in awesome!
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 7:41:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JustinOK34:

Originally Posted By roboman:
My friend just tricked me into eating a teaspoon of this stuff:

I think I'm on death's door.



I did a TWO shotglasses of this (not willingly):
www.sweatnspice.com/proddetail.php?prod=20&cat=33

The next three hours of my life, well, words can't describe.



Not to be a dick or anything, but that only has 119,700 Scoville Units (measure of hotness) while this Mega Death shit I ingested has 550,000.

However, you did have a bit more than I did though.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 7:44:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:

Not to be a dick or anything, but that only has 119,700 Scoville Units (measure of hotness) while this Mega Death shit I ingested has 550,000.

However, you did have a bit more than I did though.



Yeah...two shotglasses vs a table spoon. I noticed that "lack" of weakness in Da Bomb compared to yours.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 7:55:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/4/2005 7:56:09 PM EDT by dajini]
I ate just a tiny dot of what was probably that in 5th grade.



I almost started crying. had
I bet that's what being pepper sprayed is like, only ALL OVER your face.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 7:59:00 PM EDT
get him back with some of this.

www.sweatnspice.com/proddetail.php?prod=94&cat=33

it doesnt take much.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 7:59:03 PM EDT
That stuff just builds character. You need to eat more of it. We have a spice-dude at the market in Portland who sells all that good stuff. Mmmm, hot.
matthew
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 8:05:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Anteverius:
get him back with some of this.

www.sweatnspice.com/proddetail.php?prod=94&cat=33

it doesnt take much.



1,500,000 Scoville Units! Holy fuck!

I think if I tried that it would stop my heart.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 8:05:44 PM EDT
Robo, what is your malfunction with gastronomic problems?
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 8:06:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Robo, what is your malfunction with gastronomic problems?



Link Posted: 10/4/2005 8:09:46 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 8:09:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By roboman:

Originally Posted By ARDOC:
Robo, what is your malfunction with gastronomic problems?






So Robo, can you feel the heat moving thru your gastrointestinal system yet. I'd advise not to be too far away from the shitter, you may need to make a very fast and sudden run to it.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 8:13:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RRTX:
Just be glad it wasn't this www.sweatnspice.com/proddetail.php?prod=93&cat=15



Here's a review from a buyer of that product:


Jesus H Christ people, hide this from your families. my girlfriend put this all over her pizza the other night, and I saw it on the table, but I was too late, we were at the hospital for 3 hours. her tongue was BLISTERED!!! soo friekin' hot, 1 drop is enough for a whole gallon pot of chilli...
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 8:13:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/4/2005 8:14:21 PM EDT by Anteverius]

Originally Posted By RRTX:
Just be glad it wasn't this www.sweatnspice.com/proddetail.php?prod=93&cat=15



read the reviews of the 6 A.M. some of them are pretty damn funny.

ETA: damn, beat me to it.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 8:14:15 PM EDT
Your not a bright one are ya?
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 8:15:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/4/2005 8:17:01 PM EDT by Mr45auto]
Sissy, man up and eat a couple habaneros. Have fun on the toilet tomorrow
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