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Posted: 4/16/2017 10:27:40 PM EDT
Wow..... Only in Las Cruces....... You will not believe what happened.. I pulled in to the gas station to get my morning coffee. When I walked up I noticed these 2 cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas.. I saw her & thought, "Is she stupid?!! With the cops right there too?!"
But anyway, I went in & got my coffee. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming.. I looked outside & the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm & running around going crazy! I ran outside & the cops had put her on the ground & were putting the fire out with their coffees!!
Then they put handcuffs on her & threw her in the police car.. I was thinking "She shouldn't have been smoking near the pump while getting gas!" But being the nosey person that I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting her for.. The cop looked me dead in my eyes & said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:28:39 PM EDT
Old joke. Been posted her a few times already.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:28:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:30:46 PM EDT
I lol'd
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:30:47 PM EDT
That was bad OP.

Just terrible.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:31:59 PM EDT
Glad a few haven't heard it before
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:32:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:33:08 PM EDT
Cool story bro
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:34:54 PM EDT
I raffed!
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:36:30 PM EDT
I don't get it.  Why would they put the fire out with coffee?
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:36:40 PM EDT
I laughed, kemosabi
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:37:21 PM EDT
New one for me. Although I did not LOL, I smiled a little bit.

Thanks OP.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:38:12 PM EDT
*snort*
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:38:32 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:38:41 PM EDT
What's worse? The fact that the joke was that bad or the fact it took me a second or rwo to get it?
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:38:45 PM EDT
I never heard it before.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:39:07 PM EDT
Hadn't heard/read that one OP.  I laughed out loud. Didn't see that one coming. Thanks.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:39:20 PM EDT
Saw this 2 months ago.  Sorry OP, not funny then or now, try another.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:40:23 PM EDT
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You ever *been* to New Mexico? 

That was the newest joke they could afford. 
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Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:40:34 PM EDT
Ok.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:40:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:41:01 PM EDT
Yeah, but did they shoot her dog?
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:41:18 PM EDT
Nobody is going to waste coffee like that, even if it was free.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:51:47 PM EDT
nearly as bad as mattresside by ourson
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 10:52:59 PM EDT
Weak copypasta.  
Try harder next time.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 11:02:33 PM EDT
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Took me more than a few seconds.  

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I disagree.  It was funny.  I laughed and read it to my 15 year old son.  He laughed.   
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Link Posted: 4/16/2017 11:52:26 PM EDT
Same thing Happened in New York last month.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 11:54:23 PM EDT
I was just there.. I wouldnt doubt if the joke is based on a true story.
Link Posted: 4/16/2017 11:54:25 PM EDT
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:03:36 AM EDT
Only in Lost Crotches.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:11:46 AM EDT
Gasoline won't light off a cigarette.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:13:00 AM EDT
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It's funny because it's true
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:16:22 AM EDT
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I usually piss on them to establish dominance and to put the fire out.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:20:40 AM EDT
Last time it got posted I got dogpiled for pointing out that a lit cigarette won't ignite fuel.
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new joke for me!
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:23:05 AM EDT
Bad joke and you should feel bad.

On the other hand, I've been to Las Cruces and not much of anything would surprise me there.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:44:14 AM EDT
All I know about that city is that fucking bowling alley massacre and that it's still unsolved
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
That's more like it!
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:48:14 AM EDT
I chuckled.

Txl
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:48:23 AM EDT


Aloha, Mark
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 12:59:58 AM EDT
Better fate than severed.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 1:02:50 AM EDT
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
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Do you have this permanently in the paste que?
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 1:07:56 AM EDT
...............
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I wish I could have kept it that way too.
Link Posted: 4/17/2017 1:21:32 AM EDT
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Wow..... Only in Las Cruces....... You will not believe what happened.. I pulled in to the gas station to get my morning coffee. When I walked up I noticed these 2 cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas.. I saw her & thought, "Is she stupid?!! With the cops right there too?!"
But anyway, I went in & got my coffee. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming.. I looked outside & the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm & running around going crazy! I ran outside & the cops had put her on the ground & were putting the fire out with their coffees!!
Then they put handcuffs on her & threw her in the police car.. I was thinking "She shouldn't have been smoking near the pump while getting gas!" But being the nosey person that I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting her for.. The cop looked me dead in my eyes & said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"
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No comprehende, Kemosahbee. 
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