Holy Crap, what i saw at the gas station here in Las Cruces NM

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Posted: 4/16/2017 10:27:40 PM EDT

Wow..... Only in Las Cruces....... You will not believe what happened.. I pulled in to the gas station to get my morning coffee. When I walked up I noticed these 2 cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas.. I saw her & thought, "Is she stupid?!! With the cops right there too?!"
But anyway, I went in & got my coffee. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming.. I looked outside & the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm & running around going crazy! I ran outside & the cops had put her on the ground & were putting the fire out with their coffees!!
Then they put handcuffs on her & threw her in the police car.. I was thinking "She shouldn't have been smoking near the pump while getting gas!" But being the nosey person that I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting her for.. The cop looked me dead in my eyes & said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:28:39 PM EDT

[#1]

Old joke. Been posted her a few times already.

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:28:57 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2017 10:30:46 PM EDT

[#3]

I lol'd

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:30:47 PM EDT

[#4]

That was bad OP.

Just terrible.

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:31:59 PM EDT

[#5]

Glad a few haven't heard it before

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:32:36 PM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:33:08 PM EDT

[#7]

Cool story bro

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:34:54 PM EDT

[#8]

I raffed!

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:36:30 PM EDT

[#9]

I don't get it. Why would they put the fire out with coffee?

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:36:40 PM EDT

[#10]

I laughed, kemosabi

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:37:21 PM EDT

[#11]

New one for me. Although I did not LOL, I smiled a little bit.

Thanks OP.

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:38:12 PM EDT

[#12]

*snort*

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:38:32 PM EDT

[#13]

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:38:41 PM EDT

[#14]

What's worse? The fact that the joke was that bad or the fact it took me a second or rwo to get it?

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:38:45 PM EDT

[#15]

I never heard it before.

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:39:07 PM EDT

[#16]

Hadn't heard/read that one OP. I laughed out loud. Didn't see that one coming. Thanks.

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:39:20 PM EDT

[#17]

Saw this 2 months ago. Sorry OP, not funny then or now, try another.

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:40:23 PM EDT

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You ever *been* to New Mexico?

That was the newest joke they could afford.

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:40:26 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2017 10:40:34 PM EDT

[#20]

Ok.

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:40:37 PM EDT

[#21]

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:41:01 PM EDT

[#22]

Yeah, but did they shoot her dog?

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:41:18 PM EDT

[#23]

Nobody is going to waste coffee like that, even if it was free.

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:51:47 PM EDT

[#24]

nearly as bad as mattresside by ourson

Posted: 4/16/2017 10:52:59 PM EDT

[#25]

Weak copypasta.
Try harder next time.

Posted: 4/16/2017 11:02:33 PM EDT

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Took me more than a few seconds.

Posted: 4/16/2017 11:03:30 PM EDT

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Saw this 2 months ago. Sorry OP, not funny then or now, try another.

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I disagree. It was funny. I laughed and read it to my 15 year old son. He laughed.

Posted: 4/16/2017 11:03:51 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2017 11:52:26 PM EDT

[#29]

Same thing Happened in New York last month.

Posted: 4/16/2017 11:54:23 PM EDT

[#30]

I was just there.. I wouldnt doubt if the joke is based on a true story.

Posted: 4/16/2017 11:54:25 PM EDT

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Weak copypasta.
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

Posted: 4/17/2017 12:03:36 AM EDT

[#32]

Only in Lost Crotches.

Posted: 4/17/2017 12:11:46 AM EDT

[#33]

Gasoline won't light off a cigarette.

Posted: 4/17/2017 12:13:00 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/17/2017 12:14:49 AM EDT

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You ever *been* to New Mexico?

That was the newest joke they could afford.

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It's funny because it's true

Posted: 4/17/2017 12:16:22 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/17/2017 12:19:06 AM EDT

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I don't get it. Why would they put the fire out with coffee?

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I usually piss on them to establish dominance and to put the fire out.

Posted: 4/17/2017 12:20:40 AM EDT

[#38]

Last time it got posted I got dogpiled for pointing out that a lit cigarette won't ignite fuel.

Posted: 4/17/2017 12:22:33 AM EDT

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new joke for me!

Posted: 4/17/2017 12:23:05 AM EDT

[#40]

Bad joke and you should feel bad.

On the other hand, I've been to Las Cruces and not much of anything would surprise me there.

Posted: 4/17/2017 12:44:14 AM EDT

[#41]

All I know about that city is that fucking bowling alley massacre and that it's still unsolved

Posted: 4/17/2017 12:45:09 AM EDT

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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

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Weak copypasta.
Try harder next time.

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

That's more like it!

Posted: 4/17/2017 12:48:14 AM EDT

[#43]

I chuckled.

Txl

Posted: 4/17/2017 12:48:23 AM EDT

[#44]

Aloha, Mark

Posted: 4/17/2017 12:59:58 AM EDT

[#45]

Better fate than severed.

Posted: 4/17/2017 1:02:50 AM EDT

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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

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Do you have this permanently in the paste que?

Posted: 4/17/2017 1:07:56 AM EDT

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...............

Posted: 4/17/2017 1:19:33 AM EDT

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I wish I could have kept it that way too.

Posted: 4/17/2017 1:21:32 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/17/2017 1:26:49 AM EDT

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Wow..... Only in Las Cruces....... You will not believe what happened.. I pulled in to the gas station to get my morning coffee. When I walked up I noticed these 2 cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas.. I saw her & thought, "Is she stupid?!! With the cops right there too?!"
But anyway, I went in & got my coffee. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming.. I looked outside & the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm & running around going crazy! I ran outside & the cops had put her on the ground & were putting the fire out with their coffees!!
Then they put handcuffs on her & threw her in the police car.. I was thinking "She shouldn't have been smoking near the pump while getting gas!" But being the nosey person that I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting her for.. The cop looked me dead in my eyes & said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!"

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No comprehende, Kemosahbee.

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