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Posted: 12/27/2012 4:34:09 PM EDT
"Today, I saw an antler-shaped, Brooklyn-sterilizing, red-bearded hipster transplant selling $12.00 a cup cruelty-free, locally-crafted eggnog to his fellow infinite leisure time, thick eyeglass framed gentrifiers. So I painted my Louisville Slugger like a candy cane and ran around Williamsburg bashing everybody’s faces in before they head back to Culdesacia, USA for the holidays to recharge their trust funds, credit cards and checking accounts. End of story."

Link Posted: 12/27/2012 4:39:28 PM EDT
That is epic.
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 4:42:43 PM EDT
approve
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 4:42:43 PM EDT
Good job mate!
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 5:04:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/27/2012 5:05:58 PM EDT
OP made Baby Hay-Suess cry.
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