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Posted: 11/27/2014 8:26:34 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:35:14 PM EDT
Shaving accident?
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:35:56 PM EDT
Looks like he got the point.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:36:45 PM EDT
The guy looks like he's got a lot on his mind right now.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:37:00 PM EDT
knives go into soft things
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:38:00 PM EDT
I always thought lobotomies were performed from the front.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:39:18 PM EDT
Doctor, I got this stabbing headache.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:39:44 PM EDT
The jolly green giant lost his pocket knife?
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:39:47 PM EDT
Bet he's got a sharp wit.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:40:06 PM EDT
I hope hes still as sharp as he used to be.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:40:47 PM EDT
Turkey carving accident?
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:41:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 11/27/2014 8:41:47 PM EDT by NWhiker]
Must be a Ginsu in the Dindu
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:41:42 PM EDT
Ma baby dindu nuffin' !
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:42:09 PM EDT
Is this a Turduckin?
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:43:42 PM EDT
That is no way to get ahead in life.
Its a shame he was not more Headstrong.


Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:44:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Him:
I always thought lobotomies were performed from the front.
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:45:15 PM EDT
Rule #1. Don't run your mouf.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:45:15 PM EDT
Most realistic tattoo ever.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:45:44 PM EDT
These jokes are getting a little off the top.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:46:22 PM EDT


"But you said you'd carve the turkey!"


'I did'.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:47:01 PM EDT
"Yo, give me some pain killers beaotch"!
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:47:35 PM EDT
I'm not Shure. what he was thinking but occam might be involved
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:47:35 PM EDT
Snitch pre stitch
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:49:45 PM EDT
Holy shit. I've never really stabbed anything besides some hookers, but I'm guessing that takes a lot of force
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:50:13 PM EDT
That dude just sits there with an annoyed expression on his face. Badass.

Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:50:50 PM EDT

Damn, that's crazy! I wonder how deep it went into the bone. It's very possible that anything it hit is fixable.

I want to know why he was stabbed. Given the location, I wonder if he knew he was going to be stabbed and turned or if he was surprised by it.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:51:54 PM EDT
He got the point.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:52:14 PM EDT
did he
"disrespect" a member of a protected group of people?
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:52:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:53:32 PM EDT
The attempt to remove that fucked up looking ear would have been better attempted sober.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:54:39 PM EDT
Weird place to carry your knife. Accident waiting to happen.





Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:55:02 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By C-4:

Damn, that's crazy! I wonder how deep it went into the bone. It's very possible that anything it hit is fixable.

I want to know why he was stabbed. Given the location, I wonder if he knew he was going to be stabbed and turned or if he was surprised by it.
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I bet he wasn't using anything that was damaged.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:55:05 PM EDT
This is why we don't use swords, knives or other pointy objects for zombies kids.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 8:56:14 PM EDT
Somebody done went all OJ on dat mofo.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:01:36 PM EDT
Looks like he gave head to the wrong guy.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:13:14 PM EDT
He gonna have a tough time with the TSA at the airport. Knives are no longer allowed!
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:16:28 PM EDT
Turkey fight back?
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:19:37 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bud:
That dude just sits there with an annoyed expression on his face. Badass.

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He, and anyone he was with, were smart enough to leave it in. That might have saved his life.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:20:00 PM EDT
Photoshop 101?
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:21:23 PM EDT
Screen name?
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:22:43 PM EDT
That's not what he was expecting when he was told "just the tip"
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:25:07 PM EDT
Dibs on the knife.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:25:19 PM EDT
The doctor is just waiting for the fava beans and a nice chianti before they pull it out.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:29:47 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By hyperjoe:
Is this a Turduckin?
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Turdsticken
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:40:54 PM EDT
He needs some Obamacare
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:45:12 PM EDT
Never leave a job half done
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:46:59 PM EDT
Carving the Jive Turkey.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:51:31 PM EDT
Obviously self inflicted.
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:51:41 PM EDT
Im not tryin to split hairs here , but all he wants is some piece of mind , his sense of humor is edgy
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:54:57 PM EDT
I wonder when it finally sunk in
Link Posted: 11/27/2014 9:58:16 PM EDT
I've got a giant knife in the head, almost hit my spinal cord and/or brain. I think I'll take pics.
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