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Posted: 4/16/2008 7:55:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/16/2008 8:11:33 AM EDT by fultoncoshooter]
after reading the Deer/vehicle collision....shots fired by local sheriff's deputy. thread i wanted to share what happened a few months ago

My Gf and I were went out to the Eagles club with her mom and her bf one night a few months ago. We had a few drinks dinner then we all piled into the pick up and headed back to her moms house. On the way back while going threw the woods we come around a turn and BAM! her mom hits 2 deer....One of the deer bounced off the bumper and flys into a tree its DOA,

The other deer's legs are all messed up but it was still alive.. Her mom(5' 10' 140lbs) is just going off ...motherfuckin sob dirty fukin deer God dam it.

She grabs her buck knife and jumps out of the truck and walks up to the deer that is still alive its flopping around and trying to pull itself with its neck.....

As she gets out of the truck and is walking up to the deer a car pulls up behind us...Its a teenage kid, well this kid gets out of his car and comes and ask if everything is okie....

My gf's mom yells everything is alright as she grabs the deer by the head and proceeds to slice the deers neck from ear to ear in front of this kid.....He turns green and i swear he is going to puke but he doesnt... My gf's mom then gets the kid to help us throw the 2 deer in the back of the truck.....That is a night i will never forget

Link Posted: 4/16/2008 7:59:53 AM EDT
Jeff Foxworthy couldn't make this shit up
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 8:01:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/16/2008 8:01:50 AM EDT by 70satvert]


No MS Paint.
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 8:02:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/16/2008 8:07:39 AM EDT by Tacberry]
It's not nice to hit deer with your girlfriend's mom.
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 8:02:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 70satvert:


No MS Paint.


you can call BS all you want man but i seen it with my own eyes

Link Posted: 4/16/2008 8:02:48 AM EDT
Looking at the title, I thought you hit a deer with your GF's mom.
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 8:03:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tacberry:
It's not nice to hit dear with your girlfriend's mom.


I noticed this in the title too. I guess he was trying to make an impression on her...
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 8:03:40 AM EDT
Your girfriends mom is Rambo?
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 8:03:43 AM EDT
real woman would have used a CRKT
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 8:05:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By larkinmusic:
Your girfriends mom is Rambo?


nope she is just a farm girl who grew up slaughtering Cows and pigs
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 8:06:20 AM EDT
This story needs a cigarette.
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 8:06:49 AM EDT
Did you help her gut and skin them.
I guess not because you left that part out of the story.
Did she process it herself?
How were the steaks and burger?
Did she make sausage?
Were the roasts OK?
How about the tenderloins? I love tenderloins!

We want answers and a sketch or it did not happen!
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 8:07:46 AM EDT
is she a milf?
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 8:08:35 AM EDT

Originally Posted By reconBYfire:
is she a milf?



I need to know this to for proper visualization.
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 8:09:04 AM EDT
good mom---dont fuck with her
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 8:10:49 AM EDT
Yes this will need to be illustrated with MS paint
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 8:13:55 AM EDT
Ahahaha! I would have liked to see more red, but I lawled!!!!
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 8:22:03 AM EDT
Oh, I pictured it like this:

Link Posted: 4/16/2008 8:22:42 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tacberry:
Oh, I pictured it like this:

i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/tacberry/Hitdeerwithmom.jpg



Ahahahhaa!!!!
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 8:22:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tacberry:
Oh, I pictured it like this:

i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/tacberry/Hitdeerwithmom.jpg



LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 8:26:11 AM EDT
So... Is your GF's mom single?  
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 8:31:03 AM EDT
ew - I wouldnt want that meat. Maybe for the dog... but ew.
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 9:16:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mister44:
ew - I wouldnt want that meat. Maybe for the dog... but ew.


Most likely nothing wrong with any of it.
Some may be a little "Blood shot" but just toss that or feed it to the dogs.
Most if not all the meat should be fine.
Why waste the meat?
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 9:24:22 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sum-rifle:

Originally Posted By Mister44:
ew - I wouldnt want that meat. Maybe for the dog... but ew.


Most likely nothing wrong with any of it.
Some may be a little "Blood shot" but just toss that or feed it to the dogs.
Most if not all the meat should be fine.
Why waste the meat?


Because when you smash into a deer you can tear up it insides that leak all over the meat making it taste like ass. The adrenaline doesnt help either. I guess depending on the deer, and where you hit it, some of it would be salvageable.

I guess I a lucky that I am not in a situation where I cant afford to not take road kill.

IIRC we tried to eat the first deer my dad hit with a car. It wasn't good.
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 9:41:44 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Mister44:
Because when you smash into a deer you can tear up it insides that leak all over the meat making it taste like ass. The adrenaline doesnt help either. I guess depending on the deer, and where you hit it, some of it would be salvageable.

I guess I a lucky that I am not in a situation where I cant afford to not take road kill.

IIRC we tried to eat the first deer my dad hit with a car. It wasn't good.


I understand it CAN break open the stomach but it does not absolutely happen.
It could just kill it cleanly and the meat will be fantastic.
Also the deer that suffered will have an adrenaline dump but the one killed instantly would not.
Link Posted: 4/16/2008 10:24:42 AM EDT
The one that was hit with the truck and then flew into the tree was mostly gel...if you ever skinned a hit deer you know what im talking about  we got the fish and tenderloin out of that one. The alive one was good all but the left hind quarter which was gelled and filled with scattered bone

we ate some last weekend while fishing it wasnt to bad it was marinated in Italian dressing and spices ...mmmmm mmmm



as for the stomach coming open it didnt in these....stomach is pretty tough


Link Posted: 4/16/2008 10:27:54 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tacberry:
Oh, I pictured it like this:

i9.photobucket.com/albums/a78/tacberry/Hitdeerwithmom.jpg


God, I love MS Paint.
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