Nice
I hit a royal flush in real life at a bar one night.
It doesnt really count though, it was a "2nd Chance table" and we were just messing around. I went all-in, blind, for 800 and a buddy of mine did too.
On the flop was A of Club, 10 of Club and a 4. Then, the K of Club came out. Then the J of Club came out. I was like, holy crap, someone has a flush......
I flip over my first card, its a 3.....I was like, jesus god.
Then I flip over my next one, and it was the Queen of Clubs and I was like, wooooo I got a straight! Then I looked at it more and was like
ROYAL FLUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
They heard me 4 tables down (30 feet in a crowded bar).
And then a few nights later, I had 2 4 of a kinds and a straight flush.
On the first 4 of a kind, this one guy kept on just betting to scare everyone off and I had pocket 8's so I bet up in the beginning cuz I knew he'd call. So I bet like 8,000 and he calls. Then comes out K88 on the flop. I could hardly contain myself. I checked cuz I knew he'd bet big, he did so I reraised him double. He called. Then like a 4 came out and same thing happened but I went all in at like 17,000 and he didnt call but 2 others did. So I start raking my like 125k in chips in and start stacking them and the 7 people at the table are looking at me like I'm crazy. Then something else comes on the River and they flip over cards and whatnot and one guy had a K and shit.
So, without even looking up or stop counting my chips, I nonchalantly throw my 8's over and say "4 of a kind" and had a huge grin on my face.
Best thing was, my dad had just taken over as dealer the hand before that hand cuz he lost.