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Posted: 10/16/2001 1:17:36 PM EDT
Could not resist starting this....
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 1:18:40 PM EDT
Wouldn't do either one of them with your unit.
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 1:19:07 PM EDT
Just when I thought it couldn't get any lower.......Monica.
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 1:21:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 1:25:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/16/2001 1:20:07 PM EDT by SteyrAUG]
Hillary is a vacant desert. I wouldn't do her if I had barbed wire wrapped around my penis. I would do Monica by default....hillbilly style. "Squeal like a pig girl....reeeeeeeeeeeeee......reeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 2:54:40 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 3:00:15 PM EDT
This should be the dictionary's defintion of Hobsons choice.
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 3:02:12 PM EDT
Run screaming into the night.
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 3:05:49 PM EDT
You ment for target practise right.if not I would pick death by firing sqaud over those two
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 3:06:06 PM EDT
Hemlock. Cyanide. Arsenic. All much better choices.
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 3:27:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 4:09:05 PM EDT
i wouldn't waste a load on either of the skanks!
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 4:31:13 PM EDT
Monica gots DSL. you figure it out what that means. c-rock
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 5:31:06 PM EDT
Originally Posted By c-rock: Monica gots DSL. you figure it out what that means. c-rock
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Does it happen to rhyme with, Prick Fu**ing Hips? [:D] Once I seen "DSL," I think I knew what it meant.
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 5:36:59 PM EDT
I would do Monica. She looks like a girl who would know her stuff. [smoke] Hillary would probably also do Monica.
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 5:39:41 PM EDT
Hillary. In every position possible.. and alot up her butt. And it's so I could go around saying "yea, I *ucked the former president's wife." And I'd do Chealsy for the same reason. [smoke]
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 5:46:59 PM EDT
Monica! [b]assuming we could use a time machine and go get her before she was damaged,[/b] that and she wears her beret. How many of you can honestly say that you've NEVER gotten drunk and woke up next to something way uglier and way bigger than monica? It's happened to me more times than I care to admit, but I admit that it's happened. Saw her in that Tom Green show, seeing her in something other than the news she suprised me as being actualy somewhat kinda sorta cute in the face and she dropped quite a bit of those rosie hips. I guess it's just the thought of her drinking acidic life-destroying communist baby-batter that makes me want to throw big rocks at her.
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 5:49:49 PM EDT
and I'd jump at the chance to shank Chelsea for the same reason timh70 said, slappin that ass slappin that ass, whos your daddy you world peace wanting english socialist c#nt I'd just have to pretend she was someone else more attractive...Dan Dierdorf for example.
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 5:53:20 PM EDT
I'd do them both then write a book about how I see why ole Arkansas Billy-Bob cheated on Hillary, cause she is such a terrible lay. Maybe I would do some celebrity book signing in NYC....as a recovery fund raiser type deal..you know. Just think of all the possibilities for just a little bit of displeasure. Michael
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 5:58:28 PM EDT
I'd eat the barrel of my Bushmaster first.
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 7:14:09 PM EDT
Suicide by gun = bad publicity. Hose thorough car window would be the preferred method. You might as well ask: Rosie O, or Janet Reno?
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 7:20:30 PM EDT
No doubt Monica, we know she gives good head...[:D]
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 7:22:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 7:27:39 PM EDT
Actually, I saw Monica on one of Tom Greens shows and well.............I seen worse. hillary? I'd rather be raped by a bunch of horny Aborigine midgets with gout. Yuck!
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 7:28:03 PM EDT
I'd rather do Buddy.
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 8:18:33 PM EDT
I'd do Monica if it was only a choice between the two. Then again, sodomizing the former first lady might be fun and great for bragging rights. But then again, how would you live it down? God Bless Texas
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 8:30:14 PM EDT
How about this..? I'd have Monica "worship at the Altar" while Hillary and Chelsea rape each other with monster units for the benefit of the home audience on national TV, just so everyone can see what skanks they both REALLY are... Meanwhile, I'd be ready to swat Monica if she missed any... I don't need another "stained dress" to surface later... FFZ
Link Posted: 10/16/2001 8:39:49 PM EDT
On second thought, hilary. I'd record it and retire from the blackmail profits.
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 9:33:31 AM EDT
I'm just now getting over the night sweats caused by dreams of my X wanting to come back (again)[puke] and now I'm going to have nightmares about Hillary. Thanks alot guys! Monica? What SteyrAUG said! [rolleyes]
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 9:57:03 AM EDT
To show how gross Clinton is, Monica would start him off with her mouth, and then he would finish himself off by hand in the corner of the Oval Office. No wonder the Bushes have changed out the carpet and upholstery when they moved in. Protein stains are so hard to clean!
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 10:04:39 AM EDT
Hill in the butt with no ky-jelly and then she would have to lick me clean!!
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 3:22:54 PM EDT
"Line up Stud-Muffins..." [img]http://wsphotofews.excite.com/001/p5/Q9/Zs/x684989.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 7:29:20 PM EDT
Hillary, Monica, and Chelsea .God I am one sick SOB.I hate myself but can't help it.
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 7:40:22 PM EDT
Damn, I didn't want to follow Slick Willie when he was CinC and I was on active duty...what makes you think I'd follow him into either of those skanks? Buhuahuahuahua [V] (I got a pee shiver just thinkin' about it)
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 7:44:00 PM EDT
I have no idea why I responding to this....but I would have to say Monica.... and I have to agree with who posted before...she does have those DSL! However, I wouldn't touch Old Hill Bag if you paid me....well, maybe if you paid me...but It would have to be alot medcop
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 7:55:11 PM EDT
WARNING: VULGARITY I would set a beer on top of Monicas head anyday. She thonged Bill and he was jello! Am I any better? It would make it even more interesting if Hillary was tied up in a leather chair and forced to watch.I know Bill liked to tell her later, but you lose the drama. She would be gagged of course. I would then after being pleasured be amused to see Monica squat and pee on Hillary. I would also be amused if Hillary paid for the event in Whitewater proceeds.She could thank everyone in her so sincere voice and shake their hand.
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 9:09:00 PM EDT
Yes I am ill [img]http://x.photo.free.fr/photo/actualite/clinton_suce.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 9:13:45 PM EDT
That photo is a fake. Hillary couldn't look that good even if you chopped off her head and put it on a hot porn stars body. But just to make sure I am willing to have her head chopped off just to check.
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