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Posted: 4/18/2016 8:35:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:36:56 PM EDT
Got a cunt hair stuck in her throat?
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:37:13 PM EDT
In.


Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:37:34 PM EDT
Quick! Mouth to mouth!. . . . . . . . . .

Anybody?. . . . . . . . . . . . .
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:38:08 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Geohans:
Quick! Mouth to mouth!. . . . . . . . . .

Anybody?. . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Breaths are no longer needed. I'd gladly do compressions by jumping on her chest.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:39:01 PM EDT
FPNI
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:39:06 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By dpmmn:
The Reaper is waiting
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That lazy ass needs to start swinging his scythe.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:40:01 PM EDT
It would not surprise me in the least to find that she has some severe health condition that they are covering up until after the election.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:40:14 PM EDT
In no way would I offer her aid of any kind.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:40:25 PM EDT
Stroke stroke stroke stroke stroke
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:41:11 PM EDT
Tuberculosis anyone?
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:43:58 PM EDT
There is something wrong. She's had that cough for a long time.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:44:11 PM EDT
I hope it's dick cancer.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:44:35 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By pighelmet:
There is something wrong. She's had that cough for a long time.
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Could be something as simple as her taking Lisinopril.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:44:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By dpmmn:
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I'm OK with this.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:48:09 PM EDT
Would have been better if he said. Do you need cpr?......what does it even matter?
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:49:58 PM EDT
Probably on an ACE inhibitor.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:50:06 PM EDT
Smoker's cough.

Or her anti-psychotic meds are giving her dry throat.

Or her treatment for hypertension.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:50:10 PM EDT
She is so fucking evil even Satan is afraid to call her home!
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:50:37 PM EDT
Hair ball?
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:51:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:53:44 PM EDT
I'm praying its heart failure and she just keels over during one of her speeches.

Wherever I am, I'll have a double of bourbon.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:54:31 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Kihn:
Smoker's cough.

Or her anti-psychotic meds are giving her dry throat.

Or her treatment for hypertension.
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Well, lizard people do have trouble adjusting to the humidity in earth's atmosphere....
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:54:35 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By GarandM1:
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They are, I've heard some interesting things from people who have worked with the campaign. She is in bad shape.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:56:01 PM EDT
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"Coughing like you've got some medicinal"

"Yeah"



A presidential candidate hopeful joking about smoking weed?
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:57:18 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By HiramRanger:


They are, I've heard some interesting things from people who have worked with the campaign. She is in bad shape.
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Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
Originally Posted By GarandM1:
It would not surprise me in the least to find that she has some severe health condition that they are covering up until after the election.


They are, I've heard some interesting things from people who have worked with the campaign. She is in bad shape.

I notice she is always wearing those old grandma suits that look like they were made for North Koreans. They look quite hot and uncomfortable, but it may be necessary for her because she has trouble keeping warm.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:58:15 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By GarandM1:

I notice she is always wearing those old grandma suits that look like they were made for North Koreans. They look quite hot and uncomfortable, but it may be necessary for her because she has trouble keeping warm.
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Originally Posted By GarandM1:
Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
Originally Posted By GarandM1:
It would not surprise me in the least to find that she has some severe health condition that they are covering up until after the election.


They are, I've heard some interesting things from people who have worked with the campaign. She is in bad shape.

I notice she is always wearing those old grandma suits that look like they were made for North Koreans. They look quite hot and uncomfortable, but it may be necessary for her because she has trouble keeping warm.

The suits would cover water weight from being bloated from heart failure.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 8:59:48 PM EDT
From the ghost of Chris Stevens...
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 9:03:16 PM EDT
Satan is just starting to collect what he's owed a bit early...


TC
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 9:04:38 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By dpmmn:
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I'm alright with that.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 9:07:34 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By GreenBastard:
I'm praying its heart failure and she just keels over during one of her speeches.

Wherever I am, I'll have a double of bourbon.
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I'll have a coke when that happens. Bill will have some too.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 9:10:45 PM EDT
let's start a gofundme for a tombstone and send her updates on twitter. See that way we get to carve what we want on it.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 9:12:31 PM EDT
She found it hard to lie and not cough that day.

Most days she's able to, not that day.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 9:13:30 PM EDT
Lucifer is just waiting for her to kick

Link Posted: 4/18/2016 9:14:59 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Mr_Harry:
Lucifer is just waiting for her to kick

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Cunts like her live till' they're 100.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 9:15:33 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By HiramRanger:


They are, I've heard some interesting things from people who have worked with the campaign. She is in bad shape.
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Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
Originally Posted By GarandM1:
It would not surprise me in the least to find that she has some severe health condition that they are covering up until after the election.


They are, I've heard some interesting things from people who have worked with the campaign. She is in bad shape.


That would make her VP choice even more terrifying than I'm sure it already will be.

Link Posted: 4/18/2016 9:15:34 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By VacaDuck:
Got a cunt hair stuck in her throat?
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Is that cough common among old lesbians?
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 9:21:37 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Mr_Harry:
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While I'm not proclaiming at all as if I know about her relationship with the Lord, if I was a betting man I'd be putting all my money on she sold her soul to lucifer years ago.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 9:22:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Equator:


That would make her VP choice even more terrifying than I'm sure it already will be.

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Originally Posted By Equator:
Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
Originally Posted By GarandM1:
It would not surprise me in the least to find that she has some severe health condition that they are covering up until after the election.


They are, I've heard some interesting things from people who have worked with the campaign. She is in bad shape.


That would make her VP choice even more terrifying than I'm sure it already will be.



Link Posted: 4/18/2016 9:22:48 PM EDT
I'm worried about her guys. I hope she's okay
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Originally Posted By GreenBastard:
I'm praying its heart failure and she just keels over during one of her speeches.

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I'm down for this.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 9:24:24 PM EDT
She caught Ghonaherpasyphillaids Type B from Bill.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 9:25:08 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By gym007:
Originally Posted By Equator:
Originally Posted By HiramRanger:
Originally Posted By GarandM1:
It would not surprise me in the least to find that she has some severe health condition that they are covering up until after the election.


They are, I've heard some interesting things from people who have worked with the campaign. She is in bad shape.


That would make her VP choice even more terrifying than I'm sure it already will be.



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Holy yellow teeth batman! He needs some free dental care ASAP. Is that on his platform of free shit?
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 9:26:26 PM EDT
She is just choking on her lies..she tells so many it is getting hard to keep them all down..
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Originally Posted By kronus92:



Holy yellow teeth batman! He needs some free dental care ASAP. Is that on his platform of free shit?
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He needs some dandruff shampoo too. Look at all that white shit all over his suit.

Socialists apparently have very bad personal hygeine
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 9:28:58 PM EDT
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He needs some dandruff shampoo too. Look at all that white shit all over his suit.

Socialists apparently have very bad personal hygeine
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Originally Posted By gym007:
Originally Posted By kronus92:



Holy yellow teeth batman! He needs some free dental care ASAP. Is that on his platform of free shit?


He needs some dandruff shampoo too. Look at all that white shit all over his suit.

Socialists apparently have very bad personal hygeine

He's 74. He's at the Yelling at Cloud stage in his life; hygiene is the least of his worries.
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 9:39:26 PM EDT
I would try the old: "Her airway is over dilated!!! quickly, we must constrict her airway somehow!" save her!
Link Posted: 4/18/2016 9:41:15 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Mr_Harry:
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Are you kidding?

When Hitler and Stalin tuck the dark lord into bed in the morning, he tells them to wake him up if they see him having a bad dream.

Stalin: "What could cause you such fear, oh crafty one?"

Debil: "In just a few moments by my reckoning, the Hillary Beast will be here."

Hitler: "Was will we do, oh grosse wun? Der must be something."

Debil: "There's nothing we can do, nowhere we can go. We're going to be stuck with her for eternity!"

Mao walks out just then.

"What you guys saying?"

Stalin: "It's very bad. Our master is preparing for Hillary to come take the throne in our cursed lair. We don't know what to do. It's already causing nightmares for him."

Mao Tse-tung quietly puts his head down, pondering.

"Ancient Chinese proverb says, when haggard witch near death, that also mean that party animal husband with cocaine addiction near death also. In Art of War, Sun Tsu teach to embrace your enemy, use those close to him against him with deception and subterfuge."

They all think for a minute about this idea.

Stalin bursts out laughing.

"Your plan is to play Hillary against Bill using....deception?"



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LOL!!
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Originally Posted By GreenBastard:
I'm praying its heart failure and she just keels over during one of her speeches.

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While singing "ding dong the witch is dead!"
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