American Women Unite - it's for a good cause

The President has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard line Islamic people can not stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tonight at 7:00, all women should run
out of their house naked to help weed out the terrorists.

The United States appreciates your efforts and applauds you.

God bless America.

This is the kind of feel good reaction that won't help us in the long term.  Those that we're trying to weed out only need to stay inside tonight to avoid this.  No, we need a widespread campaign of nudity in all places all the time.  [:)]

Be careful what you ask for.

That wouldn't ALWAYS bee a good thing.

Like what if Rosie decided to finally act patriotic????


EEEeeeeeewwwwwww. [puke]

I'd like to retract my inital statement [:D]

Ian

But one has to carefully weigh the benefit of seeing scores of coeds, with the con of the occasional Rosie or Oprah Jimfrey to determine whether or not this is a viable solution.