Hidden Secrets in "Top Gun"

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Hidden Secrets in "Top Gun"

Posted: 6/17/2007 8:13:42 AM EDT

Hidden secrets in Top Gun

Posted: 6/17/2007 8:18:47 AM EDT

[#1]

Swordfight!!!!!!!!!

Now that makes me wonder what you were searching for when you found that

Posted: 6/17/2007 8:22:59 AM EDT

[#2]

Sorry pulled it from another site.

Posted: 6/17/2007 8:23:36 AM EDT

[#3]

hahahaha,

"SWORDFIGHT! SWORDFIGHT!"

that was pretty good.

Posted: 6/17/2007 8:28:31 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:

Hidden secrets in Top Gun

Sacralidge.
Matt

Posted: 6/17/2007 8:32:50 AM EDT

[#5]

Posted: 6/17/2007 8:39:04 AM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 6/17/2007 8:43:47 AM EDT

[#7]

That was funny actually....

S.O.

Posted: 6/17/2007 8:46:56 AM EDT

[#8]

Deny it all you want...the same kind of denial that Liberace was not gay.

Ditto with Rock Hudson.

Posted: 6/17/2007 8:52:06 AM EDT

[#9]

Posted: 6/17/2007 8:53:50 AM EDT

[#10]

For those of you who don't remember, "Top Gun" was the movie about a bunch of guys who stand around high-fiving each other for about 90 minutes. The movie focuses on some loser named "Maverick" who penetrates deep into the coveted veil of the top gun academy of smug, sexually frustrated aviators. I know many of you reading this will probably think I'm exaggerating when I say this (since I exaggerate everything, except for my manliness which is enviable), but there were no fewer than 500 shower scenes in this movie. The wardrobe for this film must have consisted of a towel, a jump suit, and 50 pages of gay innuendo, because the rest of the time Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer were walking around naked eyeing each other's packages.

Then as if the director didn't think all the high-fiving and shower scenes were suggestive enough, there was a gratuitous scene in which all the guys got oiled up and played volleyball. Every few minutes I half-expected to see Cruise and Kilmer lock lips to a ballad of "It's Raining Men." If you remember having good memories of this movie, then it was probably because you were too young to know what was going on, or an idiot. Don't bother resurrecting this classic to prove I'm right.

Posted: 6/17/2007 8:54:25 AM EDT

[#11]

Posted: 6/17/2007 9:24:39 AM EDT

[#12]

Yeah I always thought 'Top Gun' was a code word for some sort of ghey lingo, especially after seeing the movie, 100 percant homo-erotica....[where's that limpwristed smiley??]

Posted: 6/17/2007 9:36:22 AM EDT

[#13]

What movie was that QT clip taken from?

Posted: 6/17/2007 9:37:48 AM EDT

[#14]

You owe me 3 minutes and 11 seconds of your life.........

Posted: 6/17/2007 9:38:07 AM EDT

[#15]

I LOL'd.

Posted: 6/17/2007 9:42:39 AM EDT

[#16]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd_-iEv5VDU

Posted: 6/17/2007 9:51:02 AM EDT

[#17]

Perfect.

Posted: 6/17/2007 1:03:38 PM EDT

[#18]

Bah.

No gayer than the real navy.

Posted: 6/17/2007 2:32:48 PM EDT

[#19]

HAhahaha who wrote 82nd smokes fat poles?

Posted: 6/17/2007 2:39:32 PM EDT

[#20]

I'm sending that to a couple of people....

Posted: 6/17/2007 2:42:11 PM EDT

[#21]

Uh, you know Striker does always yell "Let's tear off our shirts, eh, and play volleyball!" at the staff bar b ques, but we thought it was a canadian thing.

Posted: 6/17/2007 2:48:34 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
HAhahaha who wrote 82nd smokes fat poles?

That video was teh funny too!

Posted: 6/17/2007 2:48:47 PM EDT

[#23]

I think it says a lot about the people who read into these movies.

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