Warning

 

Close

Confirm Action

Are you sure you wish to do this?

Confirm Cancel
Member Login

Site Notices
11/20/2019 5:07:11 PM
Posted: 6/17/2007 7:13:42 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 7:18:47 AM EST
Swordfight!!!!!!!!!


Now that makes me wonder what you were searching for when you found that
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 7:22:59 AM EST
Sorry pulled it from another site.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 7:23:36 AM EST
hahahaha,


"SWORDFIGHT! SWORDFIGHT!"



that was pretty good.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 7:28:31 AM EST

Originally Posted By realwar:


Hidden secrets in Top Gun


Sacralidge.
Matt
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 7:32:50 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 7:39:04 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2007 7:39:53 AM EST by foxherb53]
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 7:43:47 AM EST
That was funny actually....

S.O.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 7:46:56 AM EST
Deny it all you want...the same kind of denial that Liberace was not gay.

Ditto with Rock Hudson.

Link Posted: 6/17/2007 7:52:06 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 7:53:50 AM EST

For those of you who don't remember, "Top Gun" was the movie about a bunch of guys who stand around high-fiving each other for about 90 minutes. The movie focuses on some loser named "Maverick" who penetrates deep into the coveted veil of the top gun academy of smug, sexually frustrated aviators. I know many of you reading this will probably think I'm exaggerating when I say this (since I exaggerate everything, except for my manliness which is enviable), but there were no fewer than 500 shower scenes in this movie. The wardrobe for this film must have consisted of a towel, a jump suit, and 50 pages of gay innuendo, because the rest of the time Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer were walking around naked eyeing each other's packages.

Then as if the director didn't think all the high-fiving and shower scenes were suggestive enough, there was a gratuitous scene in which all the guys got oiled up and played volleyball. Every few minutes I half-expected to see Cruise and Kilmer lock lips to a ballad of "It's Raining Men." If you remember having good memories of this movie, then it was probably because you were too young to know what was going on, or an idiot. Don't bother resurrecting this classic to prove I'm right.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 7:54:25 AM EST
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 8:24:39 AM EST
Yeah I always thought 'Top Gun' was a code word for some sort of ghey lingo, especially after seeing the movie, 100 percant homo-erotica....[where's that limpwristed smiley??]
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 8:36:22 AM EST


What movie was that QT clip taken from?
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 8:37:48 AM EST
You owe me 3 minutes and 11 seconds of your life.........
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 8:38:07 AM EST
I LOL'd.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 8:42:39 AM EST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd_-iEv5VDU
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 8:51:02 AM EST
Perfect.
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 12:03:38 PM EST
Bah.

No gayer than the real navy.

Link Posted: 6/17/2007 1:32:48 PM EST
HAhahaha who wrote 82nd smokes fat poles?
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 1:39:32 PM EST



I'm sending that to a couple of people....
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 1:42:11 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 1:48:34 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/17/2007 1:49:16 PM EST by Towely]

Originally Posted By justinwb:
HAhahaha who wrote 82nd smokes fat poles?




That video was teh funny too!
Link Posted: 6/17/2007 1:48:47 PM EST
I think it says a lot about the people who read into these movies.
Top Top