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Posted: 9/27/2004 4:15:14 PM EST


I like to sit in bars and chat with my friendly new buddy here.

I sit here and watch football tournaments like everyone else.

I like to come here and have a cup of beer.

I'm just a regular guy.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 4:16:09 PM EST
tool
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 4:16:17 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 4:18:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Why is it full and sitting on the bar?

Cause it appears as if he just spit Edwards out, and hasn't had time to take a drink to clear the taste from his mouth!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 4:20:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By DoubleFeed:
Why is it full and sitting on the bar?



Cause he is pointing at the dude in the black hat,and wants to make sure that the bartender knows that he bought it before he drinks it!!

Cheap bastard!!!


Bob
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 4:21:12 PM EST
Rule One....No pointing in a Tavern.

MT
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 4:21:36 PM EST
For some reason this brought back an old memory:

Denis Leary's first song...



(Spoken)
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American dream.
About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down
in the bottom of our chests. About that special feeling we get in the
cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle
area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the
colon, we don't know.

(Sung)
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.

My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
My feet on my table...and a cuban cigar.

But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
no way
No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole

Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...

NAAAAH!

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole

(Spoken)
Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado
Convertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcaps and all-leather cow
interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights... yeah! And I'm
gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour, getting 1 mile
per gallon, suckin' down quarter pound cheeseburgers from McDonald's
in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when
I'm done suckin' down those greaseball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth
on the American Flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam containers
right out the side, and there ain't a goddamn thing anybody can
do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why Two
words: Nuclear fuckin' weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania, they
can have all the democracy they want...they can have a big democracy
cakewalk right through the middle of Tienamen Square and it won't make
a lick of difference, because we got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not
dead, he's frozen! And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're
gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know
why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15
million times, that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the Duke and John Casavetti and Lee Marvin

and Sam Peckinpaw

and a case of whisky

and drive to Texas...(HEY, HEY HEY!>



Why don't you shut up and sing the song, pal?

(Sung)
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
A S-S H-O L-E
Everybody, A S-S H-O L-E
Arf, Arf Arf, Arf Arf, Arf Arf
Thoomph A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom A-thoom-thoom
Oooooooo

(Spoken)
I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 4:21:41 PM EST
"Here pull my finger, Opps I let it go too soon!"

He tries but he's still not normal; I don't know many guys who have a "Cup" of beer.

Jerad
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 4:25:06 PM EST
I have more respect for a clown...
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 4:26:29 PM EST
I wonder if this too was a catered event, just like Wendy's.

What a Fucktard!
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 4:27:27 PM EST
What's a football tournament?
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 4:29:07 PM EST
I wonder who many customers that bar owner lost after he let that sack of shit in.


J
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 4:29:29 PM EST
I knew he was "just one of the guys" when I saw him shooting that shotgun. From what theyve said, he's been an avid hunter since he was just young man. Man, how cool is that
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 4:34:20 PM EST
You sure do look like that idiot John Kerry.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 4:36:27 PM EST
[bartender] Hey I just pissed in that old guys beer.[bartender]
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 4:38:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By JohnnyMcEldoo:
I knew he was "just one of the guys" when I saw him shooting that shotgun. From what theyve said, he's been an avid hunter since he was just young man. Man, how cool is that



I hunted avids one time. Little things they are; much like snipe, so I heard. Never got one.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 4:42:40 PM EST
Two guys and a turd are setting at the bar......
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 4:43:38 PM EST
-Kerry "I only drink chardonaay. Not a stinkin beer like that cowboy bush supportin gun totin yokel over there!"


Misspelled i know. I cant spell booze or non math words.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 4:57:57 PM EST
WTF is it with that finger?

Every single photo that shows him with someone else has him pointing that nasty digit in the other fellow's direction.

Is it a prosthetic finger? Does he subconsciously want to be a proctologist? Is it a misplaced erection? An involuntary spasm caused by opening his mouth?

Somewhere, I'll bet there's a group of psychiatrists laughing their asses off, at his expense.
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 5:04:20 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 5:05:09 PM EST by goodmedicine]
Which doesn't belong in this picture for ten points ?


Link Posted: 9/27/2004 5:04:31 PM EST
And the caption reads "put it on this guys tab".

Bob
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 5:09:04 PM EST
[cartman][ridlin]..gee guys...that john kerry is really swell...lets go to the phil collins conert tonight....hooo..raay[/ridlin][/cartman]

Link Posted: 9/27/2004 5:12:38 PM EST
"I had this in Theresa's cunt up to the last knuckle! Wanna smell it?"
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 5:39:28 PM EST
"so this horse walks into this bar and says.....

why the long face?"
Link Posted: 9/27/2004 5:43:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By lokt:
"I had this in Theresa's cunt up to the last knuckle! Wanna smell it?"


Link Posted: 9/27/2004 5:47:07 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/27/2004 5:51:28 PM EST by DzlBenz]

Originally Posted By goodmedicine:
Which doesn't belong in this picture for ten points ?



What is booster chairs on the jukebox, Alex?

ETA: Oh, wait. Those might be for midget chicks!
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