Yep.  I was just told this by a student in my intro to CJ class.  

She's from Germany.

She's never been here.

But it has to be true because she said it.

mine are defective

Just like spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat.

Quoted: mine are defective

Send em to me.  I'll fix em.  I'll need 3k rounds of ammo per firearm.

Doesn't Germany have a relatively high number of civilian gun owners?
There's no crime there?

Quoted: Doesn't Germany have a relatively high number of civilian gun owners? There's no crime there?

she lives on a military base.  

I didn't know that.  But what I do know is that glocks have suicidal tendencies.  Especially the .40s.

Quoted: I didn't know that.  But what I do know is that glocks have suicidal tendencies.  Especially the .40s.

Mine doesn't. It takes me abusing it too.  I've burned it, I've cut it.... always comes back for more.  Like a stupid loyal kicked puppy

Odd, I haven't noticed any crime in my home for the past few years.  Man that's really strange considering the amount of guns in my home certainly has risen.

My guns sneak out of my house when I'm sleeping and shoot innocent children. They must be stopped.

Quoted: Quoted: Doesn't Germany have a relatively high number of civilian gun owners? There's no crime there? she lives on a military base.

Slap her in the face and be like "Shut the fuck up Fraulein."

Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Doesn't Germany have a relatively high number of civilian gun owners? There's no crime there? she lives on a military base.   Slap her in the face and be like "Shut the fuck up Fraulein."

I'm sure we have many people near her base in Germany what would save me the trip.

I say STIIHPAPP!

Shee needs to read 'Freakonomics' by Stephen J Levitt.

In it you will learn how statistics do now necessarily show cause and effect.

Have you seen the comercial where a Hollywood actor says 'studies show, kids who have more books in their homes, do better in school'. So they want you to donate books to poor kids.

Well - donating books to kids is a great idea - but it wont magically help them in school.

The statistic that kids with more books at home tend to do better is true - but the BOOKS are not the cause of the kids doing better. The books are more of a gauge of the household. Households with more books tend to have parents who are better educated and more affluent (thus can buy more books). And they tend to have two parent families. So the reason kids with more books tend to do better is:

They come from better genetic stock

They have enough food and good food for healthy brain development.

They have two parents to help raise and teach them.


So the books have NOTHING to do with how well kids do in school.

Quoted: Oh Shit! Theres loaded mags in the safe as well...if they figure out how to load themselves Im a goner

Mine are plastic.  They can hold up trucks

Send her here and tell her to wait for gun crime armageddon.



ZM

Quoted: I've got a Glock 27 down in my safe that is itching to put a cap in my ass...

Fuck-I have an AR that I've fed Wolf to-I have to sleep with one eye open...

My co-worker, blames guns for crime also.

Oh yeah, he is from Germany also.