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Posted: 3/16/2006 12:23:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/16/2006 12:23:50 PM EDT by Doucheatron3000]
File this under W, for WTF?

www.cuddleparty.com

And a detailed article on what goes on there, from the perspective of a first timer.

www.cuddleparty.com/press/nerve.html

The world is a weird place, indeed.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 12:24:48 PM EDT
I think it should be filed under "F" for "Fracking retarded"
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 12:26:05 PM EDT
stupid hippies
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 12:26:41 PM EDT
How about no.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 12:28:46 PM EDT
Can you imagine the smell? All those unwashed hippies sweating against one another?

Link Posted: 3/16/2006 12:29:25 PM EDT
I wonder what one of them would say when they tried to cuddle with me and felt my 1911 CCW?


Is that a pistol or are you just happy to see me?
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 12:30:00 PM EDT
I wonder how they would react to someone showing up in sweat pants with a huge fake erection?
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 12:35:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By triburst1:
I wonder how they would react to someone showing up in sweat pants with a huge fake erection?



Jonny Knoxville style.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 12:48:29 PM EDT
That was one of the most disturbing things I've ever read.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 12:50:22 PM EDT


The cuddle party "founders" with Montel.

This is either an elaborate scam to steal your internal organs, or it is the most disturbing thing I have seen in a long time.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 12:51:50 PM EDT
That is one of the gayest things I have ever seen. Did anybody read the FAQ?
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 12:53:28 PM EDT
How about b for Bullshit! just like "Life Coaches"
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 12:54:19 PM EDT
Wow so many showed up they could only get 12 in this photo and one of them is a beached whale

Link Posted: 3/16/2006 12:54:26 PM EDT

This is really just an excuse to have an orgy, right?

Short answer: No. A Cuddle Party is a non-sexual event.

Sorry, no sex, folks!



WHAT A RIP OFF!
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 12:54:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NonConformist:
How about b for Bullshit! just like "Life Coaches"


+1000
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 12:55:07 PM EDT
I get my non-sexual events at home with the wife!!!
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 1:06:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/16/2006 1:06:59 PM EDT by Ginger]

1. Pajamas stay on the whole time.
2. No SEX.
3. Ask for permission to kiss or nuzzle anyone. Make sure you can handle getting a "no" before you invite or request anyone to cuddle or kiss.
4. If you're a "yes," say "yes." If you're a "no," say "no."
5. If you're a maybe, say NO.
6. You are encouraged to change your mind from a "yes" to a "no," "no" to a "yes" anytime you want.
7. NO DRY HUMPING!
8. Communicate, communicate, communicate.
9. If you're in a relationship, communicate and set your boundaries and agreements BEFORE you go to the Cuddle Party. Don't re-negotiate those agreements/boundaries during the Cuddle Party.
10. Get your Cuddle Life Guard or Cuddle Caddy if there's a concern, problem, or question, or should you feel unsafe or need assistance with anything during the Cuddle Party.
11. Crying and giggling are both welcomed and encouraged.
12. Outside of your personal relationships, it's nobody's business who you cuddle, so please be respectful of other people's privacy when sharing with the outside world about Cuddle Parties.
13. Arrive on time.
14. Be hygienically savvy.
15. Clean up after yourself.
16. Always say thank you, and practice good Cuddle Manners.



Link Posted: 3/16/2006 1:08:24 PM EDT
Okay, this is fucked up.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 1:11:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ginger:


15. Clean up after yourself.
16. Always say thank you, and practice good Cuddle Manners.







Those two made me spit coffee all over my keyboard.

LoL.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 1:16:02 PM EDT
I do believe that's the queerest thing I've ever seen.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 1:16:57 PM EDT
I lost interest after rule #7
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 1:18:24 PM EDT
Its like an orgy for retards.

Link Posted: 3/16/2006 1:19:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By happycynic:
Its like an orgy for retards.




you're confused...you're thinking of the democratic national convention
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 1:24:08 PM EDT

Originally Posted By kc0iwx:
That is one of the gayest things I have ever seen.



The first thing I thought while reading this was "This may well be gayer than actual gay sex."
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 1:34:38 PM EDT
So, now we know what hell looks like if you're a germophobe.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 1:42:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hokie:
I lost interest after rule #7



Me too.

But the rules didn't say any thing about recieveing a blow job or hand job for the ladies.

Clinton already proved that, that does not mean sex.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 1:47:34 PM EDT

15. Clean up after yourself.

Link Posted: 3/16/2006 1:48:55 PM EDT
"I came up with a great new party game. Everybody slathers themselves with vegetable oil and wriggles around on the floor like snakes."

"How the hell do you win?"

"The way I see it, EVERYONE's a winner!"

That'­s gayer than the Fab 5 humping the Village People.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 1:52:21 PM EDT
"What's that poking me. OMG that's disgusting!"
"Take a chill pill bitch, that would be my Glock"
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 1:52:29 PM EDT

Cuddle Lifeguard On Duty? What's that?

Cuddle Lifeguards are a select group of amazing individuals who are specially trained and certified in how to facilitate Cuddle Parties. They are responsible for ensuring the integrity of the room, meaning that no sex happens, that everyone feels safe, and that the sexual energy, when it shows up, is dispersed safely. They, along with the Cuddle Caddy, facilitate the Welcome Circle and make sure everyone gets taken care of.


What's the job of the Cuddle Caddy?

Cuddle Caddies assist the Cuddle Lifeguards. Their job is to help out, by checking people in, answering questions and backing up the Lifeguard. They too are trained, but their training isn't as intense or long as the certification to become a Cuddle Lifeguard. Think of Cuddle Caddies as the flannel sidekicks of the Cuddle Party Dynamic Duo.



Stranger: "So what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a Cuddle Lifegaurd...I just got promoted from a cuddle caddy"

Link Posted: 3/16/2006 1:54:31 PM EDT
How do I become a certified cuddle lifeguard? Is it like going to the police academy?
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 1:55:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Hokie:
I lost interest after rule #7



#2 did it for me.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 5:57:53 PM EDT
i think we should have an ARFCOM cuddle party.

Link Posted: 3/16/2006 6:02:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By buddysblackrifle:
i think we should have an ARFCOM cuddle party.




About half of us are similar to pillows anyway (speaking as one of that half)...
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 6:05:40 PM EDT
Sofa King Ra Ta Ted
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 6:25:23 PM EDT
The correct answer when someone tells you they are going to a cuddle party:

Link Posted: 3/16/2006 6:28:38 PM EDT
WTF, I might have to eat a can of beans and crash their party.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 6:33:12 PM EDT
SO what is the difference between a "cuddle party" and a circle jerk ?
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 6:33:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By happycynic:
Its like an orgy for retards.





No.....it's training for "The Future Furries of America"


Accountant
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 6:40:24 PM EDT
That is the most ghey, and disturbing thing I have seen in a long while.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:05:33 PM EDT
Fucking sexless fruitcakes.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:07:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MagKnightX:
"I came up with a great new party game. Everybody slathers themselves with vegetable oil and wriggles around on the floor like snakes."

"How the hell do you win?"

"The way I see it, EVERYONE's a winner!"



I laugh so little anymore. You've brightened my day.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:13:44 PM EDT
If the Playboy Mansion ever hosts one I'm there. This would be really scary given the kind of females that are likely to show up at a "cuddle party."

1. Pajamas stay on the whole time.
2. No SEX.
3. Ask for permission to kiss or nuzzle anyone. Make sure you can handle getting a "no" before you invite or request anyone to cuddle or kiss.
4. If you're a "yes," say "yes." If you're a "no," say "no."
5. If you're a maybe, say NO.
6. You are encouraged to change your mind from a "yes" to a "no," "no" to a "yes" anytime you want.
7. NO DRY HUMPING!
8. Communicate, communicate, communicate.
9. If you're in a relationship, communicate and set your boundaries and agreements BEFORE you go to the Cuddle Party. Don't re-negotiate those agreements/boundaries during the Cuddle Party.
10. Get your Cuddle Life Guard or Cuddle Caddy if there's a concern, problem, or question, or should you feel unsafe or need assistance with anything during the Cuddle Party.
11. Crying and giggling are both welcomed and encouraged.
12. Outside of your personal relationships, it's nobody's business who you cuddle, so please be respectful of other people's privacy when sharing with the outside world about Cuddle Parties.
13. Arrive on time.
14. Be hygienically savvy.
15. Clean up after yourself.
16. Always say thank you, and practice good Cuddle Manners.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:17:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Ginger:

1. Pajamas stay on the whole time.
2. No SEX.
3. Ask for permission to kiss or nuzzle anyone. Make sure you can handle getting a "no" before you invite or request anyone to cuddle or kiss.
4. If you're a "yes," say "yes." If you're a "no," say "no."
5. If you're a maybe, say NO.
6. You are encouraged to change your mind from a "yes" to a "no," "no" to a "yes" anytime you want.
7. NO DRY HUMPING!
8. Communicate, communicate,Shoot, move, communicate.
9. If you're in a relationship, communicate and set your boundaries and agreements BEFORE you go to the Cuddle Party. Don't re-negotiate those agreements/boundaries during the Cuddle Party.
10. Get your Cuddle Life Guard or Cuddle Caddy if there's a concern, problem, or question, or should you feel unsafe or need assistance with anything during the Cuddle Party.
11. Crying and giggling are both welcomed and encouraged.
12. Outside of your personal relationships, it's nobody's business who you cuddle, so please be respectful of other people's privacy when sharing with the outside world about Cuddle Parties.
13. Arrive on time.
14. Be hygienically savvy.
15. Clean up after yourself.
16. Always say thank you, and practice good Cuddle Manners.





Fixed it a little.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:19:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:
If the Playboy Mansion ever hosts one I'm there. This would be really scary given the kind of females that are likely to show up at a "cuddle party."

1. Pajamas stay on the whole time.
2. No SEX.
3. Ask for permission to kiss or nuzzle anyone. Make sure you can handle getting a "no" before you invite or request anyone to cuddle or kiss.
4. If you're a "yes," say "yes." If you're a "no," say "no."
5. If you're a maybe, say NO.
6. You are encouraged to change your mind from a "yes" to a "no," "no" to a "yes" anytime you want.
7. NO DRY HUMPING!
8. Communicate, communicate, communicate.
9. If you're in a relationship, communicate and set your boundaries and agreements BEFORE you go to the Cuddle Party. Don't re-negotiate those agreements/boundaries during the Cuddle Party.
10. Get your Cuddle Life Guard or Cuddle Caddy if there's a concern, problem, or question, or should you feel unsafe or need assistance with anything during the Cuddle Party.
11. Crying and giggling are both welcomed and encouraged.
12. Outside of your personal relationships, it's nobody's business who you cuddle, so please be respectful of other people's privacy when sharing with the outside world about Cuddle Parties.
13. Arrive on time.
14. Be hygienically savvy.
15. Clean up after yourself.
16. Always say thank you, and practice good Cuddle Manners.



17. No farting or dutch ovens.
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:20:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:21:32 PM EDT
And remember kiddies, NO DRY HUMPING!!!

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Chris
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:25:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By buddysblackrifle:
i think we should have an ARFCOM cuddle party.



That would consist of 16 overweight guys backed against the wall pointing at each other going "dude, you're gay."
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:30:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By buddysblackrifle:
i think we should have an ARFCOM cuddle party.



> 1. Pajamas stay on the whole time.
> 2. No SEX

Sounds like we're halfway there already
Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:33:14 PM EDT

These are the sorts of people that would never have survived in caveman times.

Link Posted: 3/16/2006 7:34:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
i10.photobucket.com/albums/a150/fight4yourrights/Online%20Pics/wtfcat.jpg




As an aside, that is still the best photo EVER !!!


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